This winter weather has been wreaking havoc on my skin and Google said this would work...and, well, I do love the idea in more ways than one...
Babe? Babe? Honey? Can you come into the bathroom, please? Hey, hey.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Thanks. Things are okay.
I'm fine, really. Well, I do need you for something, but. ..
No, no, no. I'm fine. Don't worry.
I didn't fall. I don't feel dizzy. You're so sweet to worry about me, though.
But I'm fine. But I. ..
Ugh. I don't. ..
You can guess what the problem is just by looking at me. Seriously, just look at me. You really can't tell? No, the problem isn't that I'm too beautiful.
You fucking goofball. Mmm. But really, you're sweet because my skin's really dry right now.
Yes, it's really dry. Like, I have all these dry patches on my face, and it's just really killing my mood right now. Like, it's winter, and everything is all dry and cold, and.
.. Yeah, my skin is just. ..
Going blech right now. But. ..
This is where you come in. Because you see, I was doing some Googling online, and I saw that a couple of celebrities have been doing this treatment where. ..
Where they get some cum on their face and use it as a moisturizer. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not fucking with you.
I swear. I swear. See, look, look.
Here, on the phone, you can see that this beautiful actress was like, yeah, like, there's something called spermin in it, or something like that, and it just. .. It really helps, according to her, and.
.. Okay, why are you looking at me like that? Come on.
Come on. Like, what are they gonna be selling using this? Like, what are they selling? Like, are they gonna be selling cum on the internet? I mean.
.. They could, I guess, but. ..
I know, I know. It sounds silly. It sounds silly.
But, but, hear me out. Hear me out. There's no harm in trying.
Like, there's not really gonna be any harm to my skin. You've cum on my face loads of times before, and I remember how good that always felt. In more ways than one.
And, come on, are you really gonna complain about me begging you to cum on my face? Come on, do you really want me to beg? Because I will? Okay, if you want to play it that way, please, honey, please, please, please take that beautiful, magnificent cock, and let me suck on it.
Stroke it. Make you cum all over my pretty, slutty little face. Please? I'll be such a good girl.
We can do this all the time. All through winter. Please? Please? I knew you'd see it my way, baby.
Thank you. Yes, I'm only wearing a towel. What did you think I was doing? Well, I do want your cock all nice and hard, and giving me that sweet, sweet cum, so… Oops, I may have dropped my towel in front of you.
I can see you getting hard already. You like watching your pretty little girlfriend be all naked, my soft tits just hanging out as I get on my knees in front of you. Take your already hard cock out, just from seeing my naked body be all desperate for you.
Just a few kisses down your cock, honey. Just a tip first. Can you do that? Can you do that? You make me beg for this cock.
How can you do that though? Don't you love my slutty little mouth? I know you do.
I just wanted to give me a hard time. Now I'm giving you a hard time. I'm such a drooly little slut, aren't I? I'm dripping all the way down to these balls.
Now I suck them. Oh, God, they're so heavy. Back to your cock.
Do you like how I can take you all the way to you? I like to have one shook on your cock. Oh, I'm dripping all the drool.
Just feeling all tight. I can feel you twitching under my tongue. Hey, wait a minute.
Before you get carried away, remember why we're doing this? I mean, yeah, I'm a slut. And I love cock.
But I also need your cum as a moisturizer. So you better paint my slutty little face with your cum. Oh, I'm dripping all the way down to your cock.
We're getting close. Okay, honey, let me just stroke you then. Let me just stroke you.
Ow. Stare at my face. Watch me play with my nice, perky, soft tits.
Just imagine how pretty I'll look with your cum all over my face. Oh, yeah. Let me lick your balls, too.
You're getting close. Come on, honey. Come on, feel me stroke you.
Let me stroke you faster and faster. Oh, yes, come on. Come all over my face.
Come on, please. Come all over my face. Make me pretty.
Make your little slut pretty. Oh, yes, that's it, that's it, that's it. That's it.
Oh, my God. Oh, you came so much. Oh, it's all over my face.
A little bit caught in my mouth, but. .. Oh, it's a bonus.
Oh, I love your cum, honey. Here, let me just. ..
Oh, yes, I'm rubbing it all over my face. Oh, it needs to absorb. Thank you, honey.
Thank you. Thank you for just always giving me what I want. Oh, no, I'm not gonna keep this on my face.
I'll have to wash it off when it dries, but. .. It's like a mask, you know, which is fine.
But after that, I might need at least a couple more treatments. Would you be up for that? I thought so.
You're the best.