[F4M] No More Faking

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Okay, now, for the last time, the best cake flavor is red velvet. End of story. It doesn't matter that it's technically chocolate, but in red, it's still better than straight-up chocolate.

Why? Well, besides the frosting it comes with, red is an amazing color. It's strong.

It's powerful. It's sexy as hell. Why do you think I wore it on my lips tonight? Your face is always priceless.

You know I'm just messing with you, dude. Though I do love a good red lip. And I promise I'll help you wash the dishes before going home.

I'd feel bad if I didn't after leaving lipstick marks all over your wine glasses. I would love more wine, thank you very much. Ah, that's the stuff.

Oh, sorry, forgot to do the cheers. Earlier, we cheers to the existence of that pizza we ate. Hmm, now how about… To friendship? Oh, stop laughing at me, I'm trying to be sincere here.

Yes, to friendship. To you and me just hanging out and debating over dessert flavors. That's some good stuff.

You know I'm not some wine connoisseur, but I can appreciate when a wine is good. You really busted this out for me? Well, I really appreciate it.

Hey, um, I just wanted to say thanks again for hanging out with me tonight. I know I haven't been the most fun recently, all moping and shit. No, no, I was moping.

Moping a lot, actually. It's okay, you don't need to spare my feelings here. It was honestly getting pathetic, I really needed to get out after the breakup.

So thank you. Thank you for hanging out with me and taking my mind off things. Can I have a hug? It feels like forever since we've done this.

Yes, I'm getting sappy on you now. You know I have my moments. But really, I am lucky to have a friend like you.

Lucky to have a friend. Oh, yeah, sorry, I can let go. Sorry.

Hm? Yeah, of course you can ask me a question. And there's the million dollar question.

Why did we break up? No, it's fine. I know I haven't really talked to anyone about it, and it might be good actually to actually talk to someone about it.

So I know it probably looks like it went down so badly that I can't talk about it, but there was no big fight or cheating or whatever other bad thing everyone seems to think happens in every breakup. In fact, he was actually a pretty good boyfriend. I mean, you've all met him.

He was nice, he respected me, he cared. So the reason we broke up, eh, I don't know, I guess there wasn't much there for us as a couple. Like chemistry-wise, no spark, just something always off.

And we broke up on mutual terms, that's really it. So then why have I been so sad? I guess, I don't know, I guess it kinda sucks that I couldn't really find anything wrong with our relationship.

Like, I know that's probably a little fucked up to say, but sure, we didn't have much going for us, but. .. Can I get a little deep with you? I just feel like if I couldn't make it work with a guy like that, a guy who cared about me, who genuinely wanted things to work out, and I wanted things to work out, but it couldn't work, then who can I make it work with?

Like, I feel like there must be something wrong with me here or something. Ugh, feelings, gross, ugh. Oh god, I'm out of wine.

No, no, it's fine. I know logically that's not true. You don't need to reassure me or anything, I've just been in a really weird mood lately.

So yeah, we just weren't right for each other, that's really it with this breakup. Oh really? You bet you could find something wrong, besides that we weren't right for each other.

You know not every breakup has to end badly, right? Don't tell me you and everyone else secretly hated him or something. Okay, you didn't, but I really don't think you can find anything.

Oh, you want to make this interesting? Like, an actual bet? Me? Scared of losing? Right, no, no, no.

I definitely know I'll win. I'll take your bet. What are the terms? Okay, obviously I'm going to be truthful here.

And yes, you can ask me whatever you want. Winner gets to decide what we do the rest of the night? You sure this isn't just your way of telling me you secretly want to watch Legally Blonde tonight? Yeah, we're going full girl power tonight once I win your silly little bet.

So, do we have a deal? Alright, let's shake on it. So, what's your first question? No, he never interrupted me.

But good guess, you know how much I hate being interrupted. Is that all you got? No? Okay, what else then? Hmm.

No. No. Not really.

Only sometimes. Well, I'm too heavy of a sleeper to notice him snoring anyway, so. ..

What? No, I did say nothing was off-limits here, but I mean. ..

What do you want to know about our sex life? Our sex life? Eh, it was.

..sex. I mean, it was fine. No, my tone doesn't mean anything.

Okay, okay, I mean, it really was fine. It felt nice, we had a lot of fun. Seriously dude, you have to ask me way more specific questions here.

Well yeah, I was attracted to him and his body. Foreplay was nice. And the actual fucking was also nice.

Oh, uh. .. It was satisfactory.

I get to answer the question. Fine, no. He never made me cum, but, but, but, but, that's not his fault.

TMI, but like, I've had this problem with pretty much every boyfriend. No, I can cum, just, you know, only by myself. Well, I don't know.

I think I just can't cum when I'm with someone. That's just how it is for me, and how it's always been. It's fine, it's fine, like, I don't need to cum in order to enjoy having sex.

I mean, a few ex-boyfriends were definitely offended, but they're exes for a reason, right? Of course, most of them couldn't tell when I was faking either to spare their feelings. No, what's that look for? You're looking at me like I grew another head, and with pity? What, can you tell when a girl is faking? Oh, you can? Lucky bitches.

Hm? Oh, nothing, nothing. Oh no, he definitely tried.

Like, he wasn't selfish or anything, and he wasn't a dick either about it. We tried a lot of toys. Oh god, I'm sorry.

Why am I telling you all this anyway? Oh, I must be making you so uncomfortable. Did I ever fake it with him? Well, okay, fine, fine.

Yes, I faked it a few times. He just seemed so down, you know? And I thought it was so sweet how much he cared, so I wanted to make him happy.

It was just a few little white lies, you know? No harm, no foul, right? I mean, come on, it wasn't that hard to fool him, honestly.

Porn has really warped how a lot of people think sex looks and sounds. Exhibit A. Oh yeah, baby? Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

I'm coming so hard for you right now. And meanwhile, I'd be almost dry. Oh, you like my porn voice? Stop laughing at me, oh my god.

Oh no, he never guessed I was faking. Never. Do you think there was something wrong with our relationship? I mean, not necessarily, you know, the whole sex part, but more so the fact that I felt the need to basically lie to him.

Because now that I think about it, I was holding out on him with other stuff. I mean, I guess sometimes it seemed he was way more into me than I was into him. And honestly, between you and me, I didn't think his jokes were that funny.

Alright, alright, you win, you win. That was something wrong with our relationship. I was faking everything with him.

Feelings, laughs, orgasms. You win. I can admit defeat.

You win. Huh. You know, I actually do feel a little better now.

And I haven't laughed this much in a long time. Oh, he'll definitely be upset if he ever found out I was just pretending to laugh at his jokes. But with you, it's just easy to laugh.

No, I'm not calling you a clown. You know what I mean, come on. But really, really, thanks.

Thanks for making me lose that bet. It really helped me, actually. Like, really helped me start to process the end of that relationship, you know? Okay, enough of my sad, sad love life.

Because now you have control of what we do tonight. So, Mr. Betwinner, what do you want to do the rest of the night? You.

.. You want to show me? What do you mean? Wait, you want to show me how it feels to come with a partner? Uh, wow.

No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not saying no. I mean, I just wasn't expecting this. Are you sure this is what you want to do? It seems you'd be doing me a favor here.

You really want to do this? Well, I did say we could do whatever you wanted. So, um.

.. How do you want me? Okay, I'll just, um, lie back on the couch, and the skirt does make it easier.

Should I take off my panties? Oh, you just got on your knees. Oh my god.

I guess you'll just work with it for now. Your hands feel really good running up my thighs. Hm? Hm? Yeah, of course I've had guys go down on me before, I just never came from them doing it, you know? Yeah, yeah, I'm relaxing, and getting really wet now, actually.

Oh, um, you just pushed my panties to the side and went for it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh my god, oh fuck.

Your tongue, your mouth, fuck. How are you so good at this? No wonder your ex-girlfriends always seem so happy.

That was, oh god, that was my clit. Oh fuck yes, yeah, keep sucking on my clit. And, oh my god, and flicking your tongue over it.

Oh my god, oh god. With a tongue like this, how the fuck are you single? Sorry, sorry you're right.

Can't talk. With a mouth full of pussy. Oh fuck yes, just like that.

Oh fuck, push your fingers in. Oh that feels amazing. Oh, oh shit, shit.