[F4M] Celebrating a Co-Worker's Birthday by Canoodling in the Closet (Improvisation)

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Did you get any of the cake yet? Yeah. Who gets a strawberry cake for a co-worker's birthday? Nobody likes strawberry, what the hell.

Yeah, I know. Honestly, this whole party is weird. But you know, we're here for Susan.

It's her birthday. It's whatever. I don't know.

I mean, at least it's not like a formal work party, right? We can drink, we can have a little fun, yeah. And Susan's house isn't so bad.

Look at the cute little chicken pictures on the walls. I didn't know she liked chickens. It's weird.

Strawberry cake and chickens, perfect party decor, right? Well, I really should stop talking shit, I'm sorry. Susan is a lovely woman.

This is very mean of me. Yeah, she did a great job. So what do we do now? Just standing around eating strawberry cake and looking at chickens on the walls? Huh? Yeah, we can see what's in the game closet, I guess.

She did say it was over here, right? Oh, hey, look, they have Jenga. That's a fun party game.

Yeah, let's pull it out. Hey, everyone, anyone want to play Jenga? All right, let me set this up.

Okay, blocks stacked. Hey, Susan, why are there numbers written on these Jenga pieces? Oh, the numbers correspond to dares.

Fun. Where's the sheet? Susan, these are all extremely sexual.

I mean, I'm not judging you. I just, I don't think we can play that. We're around our co-workers.

It's your birthday, I guess. I was talking shit about your cake earlier, so, uh, fine. But we have to make sure that anyone who plays hasn't had too much to drink, because, you know, consent and all.

Okay, all right, well, anyone who wants to play dirty Jenga can join us at the table. So some of these require partners. How do we, uh, roll the dice? Okay, well, everyone gets assigned a number.

I'll shuffle them randomly. Here we go. And I'm number three.

Sounds good. So what happens is we pick the block, we read the dare, and if it includes a partner, we roll the dice. It sounds good.

And what if we don't want to do the dare? You lose the game. All right, this is weird.

I'm sorry, Susan. No, you're not weird. I just, sorry.

No, this is a beautiful party. This is gonna be so fun. So fun.

It really is. It really is. Thank you for inviting me.

Let's play. Let's get started. I'll go first.

Pick a block. And the number is ten. Tell everyone the dirtiest joke you know.

Oh, I've got this. All right. So there's this king, and he has three daughters.

They're all, you know, princesses, and he has to marry them off. So he brings all of the suitors from the surrounding kingdoms to his castle, and a few of them take interest in his daughters. So he gives them a test.

He tells them to go spend the night with his daughters, but they are not allowed to have sex. So he sends his daughters off with the men, and they spend the night together. What they don't know is he ordered his daughters to put glitter inside of their vaginal spaces.

And so the next morning, when the suitors come to see the king, he orders them each individually to drop their pants. To the first suitor, he says, Okay, young man, you may drop your pants, please. He drops his pants, and sure enough, his dick is covered in glitter.

To the next man, he says, All right, young man, you drop your pants. The young man drops his pants, and sure enough, right on his dick, covered in glitter. So he goes to the third suitor, and he says, Son, you're my last hope.

Drop your pants. The third suitor drops his pants, and sure enough, his dick's got nothing on it. So the king is overjoyed, and he says, Congratulations, son.

You may marry my daughter. The suitor is elated, overjoyed, so excited. He smiles his biggest smile, and there on his teeth, shining and specks all over, is the glitter.

Well, it's cause, like, he didn't fuck her, but they definitely had a good night. I've got a ton more. Maybe I'll tell you some other time.

Okay, next person. I guess Missy can go next. All right, Missy, you choose.

Number seven. Take your top off. All right.

Missy, comfortable with that? Oh, looks like you are. Hey, great tits.

Oh, wow. Was not expecting the night to turn into this. Let's, uh, keep going.

Ah, you. Go ahead. You choose yours.

Hmm. Dare number two. What's dare number two? Seven minutes in heaven.

What the hell is this, high school? Okay, how does he figure out who his partner is? You roll the dice, right? Okay, go ahead.

Number three. That's me. Well, we don't have to do anything, right? Just sit in the closet? Okay, yeah, well, we'll go.

What is this party, even? I know I was joking about the strawberry cake and the decor, but it's a little awkward, honestly. I, you know, I haven't gotten to talk to you much at work.

It's nice to finally get a chance to sit and chat a bit, I guess. It was, it was kind of hot, you know, when Missy took her top off. I wasn't kidding.

She does have great tits. Perhaps that's not something you're supposed to say. About your co-workers, though.

I mean, it's fun. I know, I know. I'm joking about this game being juvenile or whatever, but it's fun.

And I mean, we're just playing a game, right? Like, it doesn't have to mean anything if, if I kiss you, you know? What do you think? Yeah, I just, um, lean in and.

.. You're, um, you're a really good kisser. And, um, did we, uh, did we set a timer? We probably, probably should.

Yeah, um, and, um, you're, uh, having some difficulty down there, I see. It doesn't, it doesn't have to mean anything if, if I touch you there, right? And if, if I, uh, if I nibble your neck? Uh-huh.

Okay, yes, yes, you, you touch me too. Oh, god, I, um, I'm sorry, I, um, I don't know your, your name. It's, uh, it's nice to meet you properly.

Mm, mm, god, yes. Oh, mm, fuck. Let's get him.

Let's get your pants down. Yes, yes, please. Oh.

You have a pretty cock. Mm, do you mind if I just? Yes.

Um. Oh, fuck. Oh, god.

I can see your pre-cum. Do you, um, do you want to see more of me? Mm, yeah, that sounds fun.

Just, um, it's a little tight here, let's, can you help me get my top off? Oh, thank you. Fuck.

Oh, mm, yeah, suck on my tits. Oh, god. Mm, mm, mm, god.

Oh, oh, you, you, um, mm, do you, um, mm, I know it's, uh, it's just a silly game, but mm, do you want to fuck me? Uh, yes. Okay, let me just climb up on top and, uh, oh, that feels good.

Fuck, yes. Oh, yes, yes, oh, you can touch there, yes, yes, fuck, fuck, oh, oh, fuck. Mm, fuck, yes, yes, oh, oh, I didn't, ah, I didn't think I'd be fucking you in, uh, Susan's closet tonight.

You come here often? Well, you should, fuck, you should come here a lot more often. Oh, fuck, yes, oh, god, mm, oh, fuck, yes, yes, oh, yes, oh, slam into me from under, yes, fuck, fuck, fuck, yes, yes, oh, oh, oh, mm-hmm.

The, um, the alarm, the alarm is, the alarm is going off. Oh, yeah.