I call the listener baby/babygirl, and listener org*sms twice! Speaker (me) is bi.
Hey there, what's up? Yeah, I mean, you kind of look like something's bothering you, so… What is it? You don't have to be shy with me.
We literally live with each other. Like, I know all your embarrassing habits, okay? Yeah, like all the clothes you have piled on your bed right now? It's okay.
I don't care, I'm not going to judge you. So come on, what is it? Oh, okay, I mean, I'm game.
Oh, I see. Wow, that's actually really… I'm kind of honored that you'd ask me for sex advice. Wow.
Um, so with this problem, have you, like, tried to do it before and it just doesn't work or… Huh. Can I ask what exactly you're trying to do? Oh, yeah, I have some experience with that.
I can definitely help you. And I mean, like, this is also the kind of thing that, if it doesn't happen, it doesn't mean anything's wrong with you, you know? Like, you're all good.
So usually what I do is, well, I usually need a dildo because my fingers don't really reach deep enough, you know? So I have this one that has a really nice curve at the end that just hits my G-spot perfectly. And now some people might not like that super deep G-spot stimulation, but I really do, so you just have to figure out what works for you.
Yeah, um, and I usually use a vibrator on my clit too, but it can definitely work with fingering or someone eating you out, you know? Oh, I know. It's kind of a bummer you don't have anyone to test it out with.
Unless. .. I mean, you're comfortable with me, right? Like, we know a lot about each other and we trust each other.
So how would you feel if I showed you? Yeah, seriously. Like, no, no, no, it doesn't have to be a romantic thing.
This can just be friends with benefits, you know? No strings attached. Yeah, I make you squirt and that's it.
You don't have to get me off or anything. I'm not even sure if you like girls, so I'm not expecting anything out of this. Promise.
Oh, really? Huh. Well, that's good to know.
Yeah, I think I first figured out I was bi. .. Mmm.
.. It was a while back, actually. Um, yeah, I was actually dared to kiss my friend back at a party and I was like, oh, her lips are really soft and this really isn't bad.
And from then on, I think I looked at girls a little bit different, you know? Like, they're just so soft and sweet and gentle and pretty. Yeah.
I mean, I think you're pretty. Like, really pretty. Oh my god.
Yeah. I definitely wouldn't be opposed to this arrangement if you're okay with it. I mean, we can start right now if you want.
I don't have anything to do for the next few hours. No, you don't have to take a shower. Oh my god.
I mean, this isn't a date. You don't have to, like, get ready for me and shave and all that other stuff. I don't care.
I just told you, I already think you're hot. So come on. Let me do this for you.
Okay? Thank you. Just relax.
Let me make you feel so good. Can I kiss you? Your lips are really soft.
And your mouth's so warm. But let me focus on your neck a little bit. Sensitive? Yeah, I'll try not to leave any marks.
But I know that sucking just a little bit on your skin can feel so nice. Okay, okay. Here, take off your shirt.
Oh, wow. You are really just stunning. Sometimes I forget just how much I like boobs.
I haven't seen any in a while. Here, can I touch your boobs? Oh, there we go.
They're so nice to just grip in my hands and play with. Oh, it's so soft. And just kneading your nipples in between my fingers.
Wow. You really like this, huh? Has it been a while since someone's played with your body like this? And just given you a ton of attention? Oh, you deserve it.
You're literally one of the nicest people I know. You deserve to get eaten out like all the fucking time, okay? So if you want to make this a regular thing, I'd be okay with that too.
But come on, let's get to it. I want to make you squirt. Okay.
I actually just got a new dildo in the mail and I've washed it off, but I haven't used it yet. Can I use it on you? I think it would be perfect.
Yeah, hold on, let me get it out of my drawer. Uh, here, okay. Do you think you can take it, sweetheart? Perfect size? Sweet.
Now let's just warm you up first. Mm-hmm. Please, show me that pretty pussy of yours.
I can't wait to taste you. Oh, oh my god. You've been hiding in plain sight from me this whole time? Holy fuck.
Oh, I had no idea. Come here. Yeah, scoot to the edge of the bed, okay? And let me just put your legs over my shoulders.
See? Now I am just in a perfect position to do this. Such pretty lips.
Both of them. Yeah, you are seriously so hot. And you already taste so good.
It's been a while since I've done this. I've missed it. Here, let me press down on your tummy a little bit.
Do you think I can put the dildo in now? Yeah? Oh, there we go.
I'll just leave it in like that for a minute. And then while I lick you again, I'll start thrusting it slowly, okay? You're so wet.
I could just bury my face in here all day. Oh, those little whimpers are fucking precious. Don't be shy.
You can make some more noise. Oh, that's it. Grind on my face, baby girl.
Is it sensitive when I suck on your clit like that? I know. Or when I flick it with my tongue? Well, you told me you wanted to learn how to squirt.
So you got to take all this pleasure I want to give you. And now that we've got you all worked up, if I start going in and out slowly? Is that okay? Or do you want me to go a little harder? Yeah? You can take it? Okay.
Do you feel it pressing against your G-spot? That pressure building inside you? I can tell by the way your legs are shaking a little bit.
You're getting close. Yeah, that's it. I'm not going to slow down.
I'm going to work you up until you come right on my face. Baby, don't be shy. You can squirt all over me.
I don't care if you get me wet. I want it. I want all of you.
I want you to show me what a good girl you are. Show me exactly what you can do. Come on, that's it.
That's it. Oh, I know you can come for me. Mm-hmm.
Come on, sweetheart. Work up to that orgasm. Oh, you can do it.
I want to swallow all your juices. Lick you off my lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, come on. Fuck, squirt on my face, squirt on my face. Yes.
You're still sensitive. Too bad. Let's see if we can get you to come again.
Keep moving it slowly. Mm-hmm. You feel it coming again, baby? You're such a good fucking girl.
Yeah, really push yourself. Come on. I know you can do it again for me.
I know you can come for me. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, fucking come for me. Wow. Oh my god.
I am worn out after that. Mm. You taste fucking delicious.
See, you can squirt. I told you. I'm a good teacher.
So if you ever want any more advice, you know who to come to. Literally.