[F4F] I can't tell if you're joking... - FREE AUDIO

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Oh hey! Sorry, um, I didn't realize you'd be in here. I just needed a little space for a second.

Oh yeah, yeah, it's totally stuffy in there. I don't think I can bear like even one more second of this conversation about the stock market either. Oh, oh it's okay.

I don't smoke cigarettes, but thank you. That's a baller move, smoking out the window. It's pretty rebellious.

How old am I? Well, how old do you think I am? Wow, that's actually super impressive you got that on the first try.

Yeah, I know I'm a little younger than the rest of the crowd here. Me and the host go way back, but I don't know most of their new friends or their colleagues. But you wouldn't have known I was younger unless I was making jokes about me being a sugar daddy.

Oh my god, I was totally kidding. But you know, I feel like it's topical, um, inflation and all that. I guess I should have said sugar mama to be accurate, but you know, sugar daddy just feels like the default of love society.

What? Oh, oh yeah, yeah I'm queer. You thought so, what's that supposed to mean? I mean okay, are you there? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I see it. Do you, um, do you have a husband? Okay, true.

Okay, true, my bad. That was a little heteronormative of me considering. Do you have a partner? Got it.

I seem surprised. I don't know, maybe I am. So I'm assuming you know everyone through work stuff then? How did I guess? Okay, well you're single so you aren't dating anybody here.

I guess you just seem like a little fancy or something. Oh you are? Well I love that you own that.

Okay, I respect it. Oh, oh you're his boss. No, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to act surprised.

It's just not many people invite their boss to their house party. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah.

I seem tense. I mean, sorry. No, um, I'm not.

Sometimes I worry. I'm like bad at small talk and everyone here is so successful and interesting, including you. Gets me a little in my head.

I feel, I feel a little out of place if I'm being honest. Well, thank you. I'm glad you find me interesting.

Do you make me nervous? Well, I'm not 100% sure how I should answer that. Oh, oh you noticed me checking you out.

Oh, oh my god, I'm, I'm so embarrassed. Uh, oh man. Oh, oh you were checking me out.

Oh, oh my god. Um, okay, uh, you are bold. Um, again, I seriously respect that.

Uh, wow. Um, okay. Uh, yeah, yeah.

I, uh, think that you're really pretty. Uh, beautiful. You're a beautiful woman.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, uh, pretty women. Uh, they make me nervous.

Was I serious? Was I serious about what? What are you messing with me? You're fucking with me.

Of course I was. I mean, of course I was joking. I was joking about, about meeting a sugar mama.

Like that, that would never happen. Why not? Um, I don't know.

It just feels like not something that just happens to people. More like a passing, wishful thought. Wishful thought.

Oh, oh you have a proposition to make. Uh, all right. Um, I'm so confused, I gotta be honest.

Um, but okay. Yeah, tell me. Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't mean to laugh. Um, this is just so out of pocket. Um, please tell me if you're joking.

I seriously can't tell. You're serious? Okay, I don't believe you.

You're asking me out and you're literally asking if I want you to give me money and like take me on dates? You want me to be your sugar baby? I don't think so.

You're lying. Wow. Wow.

Okay. Um, so let's say that you mean it. Um, so you'd want to do that for someone for me? Um, oh my god.

Um, well, well, I, I honestly don't know how to respond. What would be wrong with it? Um, oh Jesus Christ.

Um, okay, I guess not too much. I mean, like, just, it feels maybe like unequal or something like that to be in that kind of dynamic or not necessarily that. I guess I just like wouldn't want, uh, someone to think I was using them for their money, um, because like I would find, I'd find you, um, I'd find, I'd find them, uh, attractive, you know, regardless of that.

Okay, okay, yeah, I'll stop rambling. Um, uh-huh. Oh, okay.

Got it. Okay. So it's like, it's like a kink kind of.

Uh-huh. Okay. Okay.

Turns you on. Cool. Uh, so you're getting something out of that too.

Okay. It's like a domination thing. I seem submissive.

Oh my god, shut up. Okay, so you're, uh, really asking if you can spoil me, um, like, because you like it. Okay.

Oh my god, this is too much. Um, I can't believe we're having this conversation right now. Right now.

Um, okay. Uh, let me just buffer and, uh, collect my thoughts for a second. Um, okay.

Um, who can complain, uh, about someone wanting to make sure that they eat well and have, uh, some expenses covered and get to be with a really, really beautiful woman? Um, um, that's kind of like the dream. Um, and it would definitely solve a lot of my problems.

Um, and it could be fun. Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

Okay. So it like, it gets you off, like, being in that caretaker role. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Well, I mean, yeah. Yeah, I assume that meant that you also wanted to be taken care of in, um, you know, different ways.

Sorry, I'm just, I'm so flustered. Um, I'm getting a little flustered. And, uh, you're making a lot of eye contact with me right now.

Um, and you're like, so fucking hot. Uh, shit, I think I'm embarrassing myself again. Oh, oh, you think I look like a good girl.

Oh, shit. Uh, well, oh, no, yeah, I, yeah, yeah, I, um, I like being called that. Mm.

Okay, so like, are you, are you messing, or are we doing this? Are we, uh, are we gonna go out sometime? Oh my god, you want to make sure you're making a good investment, please.

Um, what does that mean? Oh, oh, you want to get a better look at me. Oh, oh, you want to get a better look at me.

Okay, um, okay, uh, yeah. Where should we go? Um, like, should we go somewhere? Like, do you want to plan a time to, to meet? Oh, oh, you want to do that here, right now? Uh-huh, oh, okay, yeah, no, yeah, no, it's okay.

Yeah, no, I'll, um, I'll let you know if anything's too much. Um, I guess we gotta try to be quiet, though. Um, okay, yeah, um, come over here.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, oh, oh, oh, wow, okay, okay, jumping right in. Oh, oh, you want to feel me up? Yeah, yeah, that's okay.

Um, fuck, sorry, sorry, I just, um, haven't had my, uh, my boobs touched like that in a while. Um, oh, that feels, that feels nice when you grab them like that. Oh, wow, um, are they, uh, to your, to your satisfaction? Do I, uh, do I pass the test? Am I in? No? No? Why not? Oh, oh, oh, you need to inspect more? Oh, okay, okay, I see, I see.

Oh, oh, oh, if you, if you, if you touch my nipples like that, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get really, I'm gonna get really turned on. Shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is, um, this is making me wet, um, and it feels, uh, really wrong doing this in here against the wall, and I like how you're, um, taking control and touching me and deciding what you want to do with me.

Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you were right, um, I'm, I'm very submissive, yes. Oh, that feels nice. Shit, shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, see, see what else you like, um, you can, you can do whatever you want.

Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you can grab my ass. Oh, oh, yeah, uh, do you, do you like it? Okay, I hope it's, um, I hope it's good enough for you.

Oh, it'll do. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, play with it more, please. Oh, oh, oh, it feels spankable.

Oh, whatever that, oh, whatever that means, oh, oh, um, yeah, yeah, no, it's okay, I like that, um, I like, I like when you spank me. Say what? Oh, god, um, okay, hold on, let me get serious.

Yes, mommy. Oh, oh, fuck, oh, say it like you mean it. Okay, okay, uh, yeah, yes, mommy, I like it, mommy.

Oh, oh, oh, my mouth, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, that's, um, that's sexy when you grab my chin like that. Oh, yeah, uh, with your fingers in my mouth. Uh, how, how much can I take in my mouth? Uh, well, fingers, uh, is all I've, um, taken, oh, oh, oh, I'm so freaked right now.

Oh, yeah, oh, you want to see how fuckable my mouth is? Oh, oh, you'll train me to take more, oh, shit, yeah, please do, yeah, I'm a fast learner. Um, uh, do you like my lips? They're good? Okay, good.

Oh, oh, shit, oh, man, you're really teasing me. Um, shit, I'm so swollen and wet, it hurts. You can probably feel it through my pants at this point.

God, oh, hey, you like my tummy? Oh, my thighs, good, good, I'm glad. Mm, shit, I like when you, I like when you grab my hips like that.

Yeah, yeah, grab-able, it's good, uh, good support for when you fuck me. Yeah, shit, yeah, um, okay, um, hmm, what do you, what do you want to try next? Oh, oh, yes, please, please touch me.

Fuck, um, okay, hold on, let me just, um, unbutton. Uh, do you think anyone will come in here? Oh, then you just say you're playing with your new toy, shit, okay, yeah, I guess they gotta listen to you because you're the boss.

Yeah, yeah, you're in charge. Mm-hmm, oh, should, should I take my pants off? Just pull them down a little? Okay, okay, I can do that, hold on.

Okay, you want me to keep them, you want me to keep them at my knees? Underwear on? You want to pull them to the side? Okay, oh, oh, your hands, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, that feels, feels really good, um, yeah, yeah, you like that pussy?

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah, oh, oh, it's so hot for you? Oh, yeah, I can be your mommy. Oh, my God, it's so hard to be quiet.

Shit, shit, oh, my God, oh, God, I've, I don't think I've ever been this turned on in my life, um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna come, keep touching, I'm gonna, I'm gonna come, no, no, what, why? No, no, stop, no, I, I can't stop myself, it's, it's too good, it feels too good, what? Yes, oh, yes, yes, I want to be a good girl, yes, yeah, I'll wait till you give me permission, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, mommy, oh, I'm obedient, yeah, you like that, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be such a good listener, such a fast learner, I promise, yes, I promise, I'll be so good for you, please, please, just touch me, oh, God, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, fuck, oh, it feels so good, oh, oh, I'm so hot, um, what, what, you want to check, uh, you want to check the other hole, oh, oh, you need O3, shit, okay, yeah, yeah, I'm greedy, yeah, I want it, okay, okay, uh, just, just be gentle, yeah, yeah, okay, start light, yeah, you can use, you can use my candle to get up, mm, mm, oh, oh, oh, there it is, oh, .