Somewhere in the last three days, you've been looking for me; taken by the very enemies you flee, you've managed to return the favor and saved my life. But you're low on blood and eventually the sun is going to rise; we gotta get somewhere safe and then ... and then what do we do? [Human Speaker] gets rescued by [Vampire Listener], and we finally get that climactic love scene that's been teased at. I hope you enjoy!
Oh figs, I'm getting fat. I'm so glad to see your ugly face. No, no, they didn't bite me.
No, they just, how long? Where are we? The desert? The fuck? No, I, I don't remember.
I, my head hurt and I woke up and it was dark and I was in a box and there was, there were voices and then it was cold and it was hollow, like a, like a cave. Yeah. Like, like a cave.
Like that, like that one. Is that where I was? I had a blindfold on.
I don't, yeah, no, it's just, no, I appreciate you untying me. My, my wrists just fucking hurt because I don't know how long they, how, how long did they have me? Three days.
Oh shit. That's why you look like crap. No, it's okay.
I, come on. We, God, we are so ass backwards of where we are supposed to be. Fuck.
Can you look like garbage? Come on, fangs. Let's get you somewhere.
Well, if you killed everybody in the cave, that's probably a good place. Right? Oh, oh shit.
Okay. Okay. How did you get here? Do you have a car? Do you? Okay.
Oh, all right. You got a car. Okay.
Oh, that's not, oh, you stole it. Oh, no, no, no. I'm that's, there's no judgment here, buddy.
No judgment. Let's just get in the car. What time is it? Ow, ow, ow.
I can't walk as fast. Okay. Oh, you're still, no, I forgot that, you know, you, you being hungry doesn't mean that you're weak.
Okay. Thank you. I appreciate you carrying me.
Oh, okay. Okay. Ah, whoa, buddy, you, you stay on your side of the car.
We, you know, you told me about this. You said that if it's been a while, you either are going to kill somebody or you need a longer, slower feeding session, right? Okay.
No, I still hate you, but I appreciate you saving my life again, or working on saving my life again. At this point, I feel like I got the better end of the deal. She still has her sense of humor.
That's good. All right, let's go. Where the fuck are we? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay. Okay. I know where we are.
Um, well, I mean, not literally. I just remember the map and fuck. All right.
So we can stop here at this city town. It's too small to be a city. The problem is it's like an hour and a half away.
Can you make it that long? If you sleep, okay. All right.
Well, you sleep and I will work on getting us there as safely as possible. No, I'm, I'm okay. I, I think I'm still running on adrenaline.
I'm, I don't know. I don't, I don't know if it's hit me yet. No, I'm pretty sure they didn't bite me.
Look, if this goes the way I think it's supposed to go, you can personally inspect every inch of my skin to make sure I did not get bit by somebody who was not you. Okay. And is that dumb laugh again? God, I hate you so much.
No, just shut up. And she's out, man. I need to make human friends that aren't weird and supernatural.
Okay. Hey, Hey. Thanks.
Hey. There you are. Come on, buddy.
We got to get going. Yeah. I checked in and the room is ours.
Yeah. It's an actual building. It's not like a motel.
I know I, I drove a little bit longer than, um, what I said I was going to there. We have an hour before the sun rises. It's all good.
That's right. Well, you said they were going to come in and scope out where I was or that they could, and I wanted to get as far away as possible. I only drove four hours.
Don't growl at me. You look like garbage. Come on.
You're going to freak out the concierge here. Pull on this hoodie. Yes.
Yes. It's mine. Shut up.
It it's baggy. It'll fit you. See, look.
There you go. Now pull it over your head. Now you look a little bit less like Nosferatu.
Oh, another laugh. He'll make it yet. Come on.
All right. Here's our room. Door is locked.
I'm going to put a desk in front of it. And oh, well, look, you know, take off my hoodie before you wreck it. Here you go.
Thank. Okay. All right.
I do. I do like kisses and I like it, especially while you're kissing towards my neck. And no, no warning.
No foreplay. No. Okay.
Okay. I'm just going to hang on to you and just, ah, thanks. Thanks.
Thanks. You said slow. You said slow.
Remember, remember you like me. That's right. You like me and you want to go slow.
Oh, you want to go slow. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. Your hand can, can go under my dress. I did not expect to be on a bed this quickly.
Mm hmm. Oh, okay. Okay.
Let me look at you. Uh, air. Hi, you're already looking a little bit better.
I know you need more. Let me just, I promised you'd get to see me naked. And you said you need to look me over, right? Okay.
And I kind of want you to check me. Yes. I said, check me because you know, human tick bites or whatever they're called, vampire, I don't know.
Do I, will I get some kind of vampiric Lyme disease if it turns out they bit me? A smile and a laugh. Wow.
I'm winning tonight. Well, I also saved your life. That's right.
Well, I haven't saved it yet. You're still hungry. Come on.
Help me get undressed. Here we go. Here we go.
Okay. Okay. All right.
I got to stand up to take off my dress. Yes. Yes.
I have underwear on. Why? What? No, don't.
You stay there. You should undress too, if you want. Okay.
Come on, girl. What are you doing? All right.
Okay. They're naked. While you're sitting on the bed and you have just drawn me between your naked thighs and you have your hands on my hips and now they're going up to my rib cage and over my breasts and you're lifting them.
Oh. Oh, you're checking for bites. Okay.
That's. Do you need to do it with your mouth? Okay.
Optional. Got it. No, it feels good.
It feels nice. Oh. Oh, hey, that's my nipple.
You can visually inspect it. You don't need to do it with your teeth. I'm just gonna curl over your shoulder a little bit and just, um, stay here while you, it doesn't count as nursing.
If that's my blood is. Oh, okay. Thanks.
You said you needed to go slow. Oh, thank you. Oh, oh, oh, you're going to check the other one now.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, thanks. Thanks. Okay.
You got some blood on your lip there, kid. All right. You're not a kid.
You're 300 years old. I get it. All right, here, let me clean you up.
It's rude to have stuff dripping out of the corner of your mouth. Here you go. What? What? You have a nice face and I like holding it.
Well, it's not an ugly face. I know I've called you ugly. Did I hurt your feelings by calling you ugly? I did.
Oh, does that never happen to you? Oh, no. Oh, poor baby.
Fangs has a fragile ego and she's vain. I'm glad you, I'm glad you're doing better. Well, I'm on the bed again and oh, you're going to climb up on top of me.
Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, oh, I, no, it's, it's very nice.
I just, I didn't expect that part to work the same way it does with living people. Oh, I know. I just, um, I still don't like you.
Can't you tell? I, I don't like you. Oh, okay.
Just because you can feel how wet I am against your fingertips does not mean that I like you. Kissing you does not mean I like you either. Yeah.
Yes, God. Oh, oh, fuck. I didn't expect.
Well, yeah, you're spreading me open. You've got my knees over your elbows and you're looking at me. Why are you looking at me? She's going to bite me.
What do you mean? What? Oh, I feel you.
Oh, you're rubbing your clit against me. Oh, I feel it. I feel it like a hard pearl.
Oh, right against me. Oh, yeah. That feels good.
I thought you were going to bite me first. Okay. Okay.
Say what? Oh, come on. I can feel the tip of you.
Oh no. You want me to beg? What do you want me? No, no, I'm not.
I'm not saying that. I'm not. I'm not saying that.
I'm no, no, come back, come back. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. I like you.
I liked you when I saw you at the train station. I liked you when I saved your life. I didn't like you when you threw me into the hotel room and yelled at me, but.
Yeah, I like you. I like you a lot. I kind of don't want you to.
Get me home safe, if it means. Uh. Uh.
Uh. Uh. Uh.
No, you're hot and you're wet. Oh, what are you doing? What are you doing with your fingers? Hey.
Yeah. Yeah, I feel you. Oh, fuck.
Oh, oh, you're not even moving it. And I feel you. Oh, oh, are you going to bite? Uh.
Uh. It's. Uh.
Uh.