[F4F] Coworker Corners You in an Elevator

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Oh, an interview? Yeah, come with me… Relax, dear, no one here will bite. Oh, quite the tongue there.

Anyway, good luck. It's Kevin, I think he's more likely to… You know what, never mind. Hold the elevator, please.

Thanks, I'm going to the 8th floor. Hm, it's you. Sorry, I know that was a weird thing for me to say.

I didn't get your name last time we ran into each other when you interviewed here. I'll admit, I may have said or urged Kevin to hire you. Because I wanted to see you again, but without you being anxious about a job interview.

And no, you are completely qualified, so I didn't have to say much. Already running errands? Sheesh, I'll talk to Michael and maybe you can, you know, do the job you applied for.

Ugh, okay, stop that. I can't pull many things around here. Maybe if you want a fresh sandwich for lunch, I could probably make that work.

But I cannot get you fired. And I like to think I made a difference in you working here, so I wouldn't toss all that away. I really only said one or two words to him about you.

I'm glad we hired someone like you. I'm sure you'd have been hired for the position if I didn't say anything. As far as I'm aware, you were hired for our float assistant.

And no, I didn't make it so you were hired as an assistant for anyone in particular. What am I doing? Sorry, just getting ahead of you there.

So stay quiet unless I ask you a question. Good girl. And I'm getting closer.

And now you're stuck between the wall and me. I think you said, what am I doing? Your stuttering so much it's hard to tell.

None of that. Look at me, dear. There.

Now I'm doing this because I want you. You're adorable. Especially when pressed against the wall like this.

You have such pretty hair. Oh, sorry, I got a little lost. But I've already said so much.

Would you please respond? Your stammering is still adorable. But I want to hear you say something.

Or should I break the question down? That one. All right.

First of all, do you like women? Yes. Wonderful.

Let's keep going. Would you go out with a woman a few years older than you? Would you go out with a woman a few years older than you? Not a fan of that one, are you? Unfortunately, little one, I need an answer for it.

I know you're being pressed against a wall, but please focus. Deep breath and yes. Sorry, sorry.

I got excited there. Oh, looks like the elevator started moving again. I'll see you after work today.

Do not be late. Time's up and this is my stop. See you soon, Dove.