[F4F] And to think I said I wouldn’t do this

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Right, I've got snacks, I've got movies, I've got wine, think I've got everything? You just need to sit there, be entertained, and why do you have your coat on and look like you're about to leave? Ugh, come on, we've had this night planned for ages.

Look, I don't care how big his dick is, you're bailing on your best friend in this hour of need. What do you mean, why is it my hour of need? My need is to drink wine and watch shit films, and the hour is now.

And your need is to get railed? Fine, okay, but I'm not going home, it took me bloody ages to get here, so I'm staying. I'll just sit in your house on my own.

Oh, your sister's here? Okay, yeah, sure, she can come sit with me. Okay, she can't sit with me? Look, I know she's an adult, but I'm not going to fuck your little sister, okay? Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, you're the one ditching your best friend for some dick, but I'm the sexual deviant here, apparently.

Fucking rude. No, come on, she's not into girls anyway, is she? So, don't worry, I will leave her innocence intact.

Yes, go, go have your mediocre sex. I'll shout for your sister, and we'll have a lovely, well-behaved evening together while you fake an orgasm. I know, I know, I'm kidding.

I'm sure you'll have a great time. Okay, go, go, go, go. Bye! Okay, what film do I want, and then I should probably just call for.

.. Oh, my God, you scared the life out of me. I didn't realise you were in there.

Okay, what film do I want, and then I should probably just call for. .. Oh, my God, you scared the life out of me.

I didn't realise you were in there. Yeah, sorry, your sister's gone out, but I'm staying still. I was just going to watch some stupid shit films and drink wine.

Do you want to join? Okay, awesome, yeah, I've got this super sappy, stupid, romantic one, yeah. Okay, perfect, cool.

You know, you don't have to sit the other side of the room to me. You can come sit on the sofa with me. I promise I won't bite, and I won't even make the joke of, you know, unless you want me to.

Sorry, that was really bad. No, come sit here, the wine's here, the blanket's here, we'll just be cosy. There, see, that's better.

Okay, right, press play. Oh, I've seen this film so many fucking times I don't even know, but this opening always makes me cringe. Because it's supposed to be, like, super romantic, because it's supposed to be, like, super romantic, and you're supposed to, you know, yearn to be kissed like that, and it's, like, the set-up for the whole thing, but he literally just looks like he's eating her face.

I hate guys who kiss like that. Don't you? Yeah.

Yeah, it's funny, though, because I've never kissed a girl who's been like that. I mean, I'm assuming there are bad girl kisses, but I guess I've been lucky enough to not meet them. Yeah, I didn't think you'd kissed a girl before.

Not that I'm, like, up in your business or anything. You want to kiss a girl, though? Oh, yes, you definitely should.

Honestly, I just love. .. Mmm.

Wait, wait. What are you doing? What was that? No, no, no, no, look, please, look, you're beautiful and you're lovely and anyone would be lucky to kiss you, but, like, you're my best friend's little sister, and that could be a bit awkward.

Oh. Oh, you heard us talking earlier. And you heard me say I wouldn't fuck you.

Look, it's honestly nothing personal. It's just, you know, best friend's little sister and all that. I mean.

.. Actually, wait. Wait, you want me to? I thought you weren't into girls.

Oh. Right, so you want to experiment with someone and you want me to be that someone? I don't know, like I said, it could get awkward, but you're so beautiful, though, and.

.. Mmm, OK, OK. But just.

.. Just kisses and. ..

And just for a little bit. So. ..

You've never. .. Done anything.

.. With a woman? Mmm.

OK. Mmm. So, mmm.

.. Baby, let me run my hands through your hair here. Mmm, just like that.

It's OK if I call you baby, right? OK. So.

.. You've never had a woman kiss your neck like this either? Mmm.

Mmm. Or. ..

Run their teeth along your jaw? Or run their hands over your hips? Mmm.

Oh, God, you're so fucking hot. I know I need to stop before I start doing anything else, but, God, you're perfect. Wait, you don't want me to stop? No? You want me to keep my hands moving over you? Over your chest? Mmm.

Ooh, baby, are you not wearing a bra? I can feel your nipples through your shirt. Oh, God, let me kiss them, please.

Oh, fuck yes. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. What do you want, baby? Fuck it, I'll do whatever you want.

What do you want? Oh, now you're getting shy. Come on, come on, tell me what you want.

I mean, I think I can guess, but I want you to tell me. Good girl. Yes, of course I can lick your pussy for you.

Fuck, come on, yes, pull your skirt up, pull your skirt up. Oh, fuck. Oh, look at you.

Those panties are drenched. Oh, so fucking sexy. No, come on, let me pull these down.

No, no, no, no, baby, you lie back. You let me take care of you. God, baby, I can see how wet you are.

I need to taste you. I need it. Oh, fuck.

Beautiful, you taste so good. Oh, God, yeah. It's okay, baby.

You moan as loud as you want for me. Yeah, that is a good girl, just look at that. Let me suck on your clit, yeah.

Yeah, you like that? Mmm. And what if I put a finger in you like this? Mmm.

Mmm, fuck yes, baby. Clench around that finger. God, you've got such a delicious pussy.

Oh, don't think I said I wouldn't do this. What a fucking idiot. Let me put another finger in.

Let me curl those fingers up into. .. Oh, there you go.

It's nicely stroking your G-spot.