[F4A] Slut Stories Vol. 8 - Watersports are a Slippery Slope

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Hello my lovely listeners it's me your girl Lilith back with another slut stories do-do-do-do I need like a theme song or like a jingle if anybody out there who listens who's musically adept hit me up I'd love to make a slut stories jingle get a quick rip because we don't do slut stories super alright folks buckle up cuz this this is a weird one this week you either gonna love it or hate it this is a very controversial kink today we're talking about my experience in water sports aka piss play I will be honest I am a total novice I've only done it maybe a handful of times with one partner so it's definitely not something I would ever even think about calling myself an expert in but you know what who's an expert in anything right that's what the internet is for yeah so how did I get into it well I was dating I was fresh out of college and I was dating this guy at the time who was really into this band called of Montreal and if you know who they are you know that they're like just weird if they're kind of like this psychedelic rock band anyways there is a reference to a book in one of their songs this is like the douchiest intro I'm so sorry I sound like an asshole I'm really cool okay all right so okay anyways so there is a mention to a book called story of the eye in one of their songs what's the name of that song Google will tell me the past is a grotesque animal off of the album hissing fauna are you the destroyer god they sound so bad but their music is actually pretty good okay anyways there's a mention of this book called story of the eye written by George Bataille it's this like 1920s erotic novel it was originally written in French and I ain't gonna say it in French you can google that too because she don't speak French but it was translated and it just it's like this super bizarre like overly sexual fetishized it's written as like a re-encount like a recount what's the word I'm looking for it's someone looking back at like their life kind of like such stories haha me and George Takai have that not George Takai oh my god George Bataille I'm so dumb anyways okay maybe I'm a little too high for this but we're just gonna roll through it anyways we decided to read this book and it's intense I'm gonna just read you miss you can't find like the here here's the plot I'm gonna read you the plot straight from Wikipedia so you don't even have to google it an unnamed boy in late adolescence initiates a strange sexual relationship with his distant cousin Simone when she indulges the narrator's dare to place her bare buttocks in a cat saucer of milk Simone and the narrator consummate their erotic desire at a cliff in front of his villa involving their friend Marcel in their activities their pair soon reveal themselves to be exhibitionists going as far to have intercourse in full view of Simone's widowed mother at one point Simone develops a fetish for inserting soft boiled eggs in her vagina and anus I swear to god I'm not making this up go Wikipedia this right now the couple engage in a state of masochistic orgy with other teenagers which ends with Marcel having a mental breakdown the narrator runs away from home and moves in with Simone after stealing his father's money and a gun Marcel meanwhile is admitted to a psychiatric hospital Simone and the narrator break Marcel out of the hospital but when she recognizes a wardrobe she hid in during the orgy she unalives herself in a psychotic break that's kind of sad I forgot about that part the couple wind up having penetrative sex in front of her body to escape the legal consequences of Marcel's suicide the pair flee and take refuge in Spain they meet the debris okay so you get the gist that's a lot of just like weird fucking she kills somebody and strangles him during his last orgasm like they take a guy's eye out and they put in our coochie oh I'm just kind of skimming through yeah it's really dark but it's also really that's just my messed up brain but I really enjoyed it and there was a lot of piss play in this book and seeing is that I'm not ever going to put an actual egg in my vagina or anus that kind of seemed like a fun place to start so he agreed which was so bizarre to me because I kind of just threw it out there is like a we're just talking kind of kinky thing and he was like yes do it I was like oh oh shit okay so um we decided to get in the shower because it seemed like the easiest cleanup method I'm lazy and I don't want to clean up pee I had carpet at the time so that was really the only option so we got in the shower and we were kind of fucking around and at first he peed like on my legs and like on my pussy and I was kind of hot but it wasn't like Wow and then I remembered this scene in the book where they like he pees like inside of a woman and I was like let's try that and it took him a little bit because it's really hard to like pee with a boner I guess I don't know can't relate apparently it's hard to pee when you have a boner but eventually he did and he like peed like so much inside of me because he had like chugged a bunch of water beforehand and I tell you I've never felt so full in my life with like because it like the way he had like fucked into me before he peed it like held it all in so it didn't like leak out until he started moving but like when he first did it he kind of like held it all the way in there and he was like fully like thrust into me and it was like a cream pie times a thousand like like the satisfaction of a cream pie but like the volume was insane like so it was like really I remember being really warm yeah and then he just kept fucking me after he did that and I mean like I was gone at that point like I was like as soon as he started it like I was so close immediately and being that full I just came like instantly but then he like fucked into the piss which was really hot too and it kept kind of like slowly leaking out as he got like you know as he like thrust deeper you know more would come out and yeah it was really hot so don't knock a little piss play sometimes it's fun if all parties involved are interested and your pee doesn't smell too bad don't eat asparagus before piss play unless like your partner's really into that smell I don't know I'm sure it's there for somebody anyways I'm not gonna lie I'm a little embarrassed telling this story because it is kind of like taboo and why I mean like we drink cum the only times whenever I say anything about squirting in my audios my DMS are just full of guys like oh squirt in my mouth so it's like why not why not just do everything just you know incorporate a little piss in there try something new friends your homework this week is to go and read the story of the eye by George Vitae and to try piss play by yourself anyways that's it for this week nice to chat with you all love you charge your vibrators hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving bye.