Hi Friends! I'm back with another installment of Slut Stories! Today we are talking about all the shenanigans I got up to on my 21st birthday, including my first trip to a strip club!
Hello my lovely listeners, it's me Lilith back with another slut story Today I want to talk to you about my 21st birthday And I know almost everybody out there has a fun Silly crazy 21st birthday story, but of course mine is a little extra slutty because that's just who I am Okay, well, I'm just gonna jump in because I don't want to like spoil anything So my boyfriend at the time, who is now my husband and my cousin and her boyfriend at the time Took me out bar hopping for my birthday. At this point in time, I was still living back home back home In South Florida, and if you've ever been to South Florida, you know, the bars are obviously a dime a dozen That's how they make their money And they're super just like loose and they don't care about rules. So you'll just be walking around with a drink like from one bar to another we very quickly got trashed because people were buying me shots and You know, it was my 21st birthday and I was young and cute and so At one point I remember asking Well demanding that we go to a strip club because I'd never been So we ended up at a strip club don't remember getting there They saw that it was my birthday and like either put us in VIP or somebody was sneaky and bought us a table in VIP or something But we ended up in the VIP section of the strip club this huge Wonderful strip club in South Florida.
I won't name the name but it's wonderful And they have like ten different stages and like so many girls just walking around and if there's a So many girls just walking around and if there's anything you know about me, please know that I love strippers. I love strip clubs. I Think they are just so much fun.
And I know it's not the same in every state but in Florida you can be fully nude Which is something I learned is not the case in other states, which is So so silly to me. Just let people be naked. But anyways so There's just naked girls everywhere.
And my little pansexual heart was just on fire I was so happy and we had gotten a bottle and we had more drinks and this one stripper kept like flirting with me and my boyfriend and She was like teaching me how to like twerk It sounds really stupid but it was really fun like she was showing me how to like Clap my ass basically and so it was just like her and I like in this VIP booth on the table shaking ass I don't know how good I looked but she looked really good doing it. So I hopefully picked up something from her but anyways the night developed even further and And She asked if we wanted to go back to like the private rooms For like a private lap dance and I was like, I don't know anything about that. My husband was like, yeah sure.
Let's go He was way more versed in this space than I was at the time. I was like, I don't know what's happening. But let's go Um so we get back there and we're talking and we're chatting and we're flirting and she had me sit on his lap and Then she like Straddled me.
So she was like giving me the lap dance, but like also my husband which was really fun and She just like took off the like little thong that she had on and like the little big bikini top and was just like Oh Just giving me the most wonderful lap dance and I remember being like is it okay if I put my hands on you? She's like Normally, no, but you're really cute. So yeah, I'll go ahead And I was like, oh my god, I'm getting like special treatment, right? like every girl's dream So I just start like running my hands up and down and she was like Do you mind if I touch you back?
And I was like, are you kidding me? You're literally naked in my nap or like naked in my lap right now. Like yes, please touch me back You are so hot and so she starts like touching me back and like I had this dress on And it was like really loose So like as we were sitting there like my legs had gone open around my husband's and so I was kind of like spread open a little and She was like obviously on top of me and so she like reached down and was like sliding my dress up and like playing with my pussy through my panties and Like I could feel how hard my husband was at this point cuz like obviously he's got two like naked girls on top of him and she was just like doing the slap dance, but then like just would reach down and like rub me through my panties and At one point she's like, is it okay if I slip a finger in and I was like, oh my god, please like begging at this point And like at that point my husband was just like groaning like oh my god So she just started like fingering me and she like finished her dance and like I was still like touching her and Yeah, she's just like She went a little longer than she was supposed to I think Cuz she was just having fun with us And that was where we left it we didn't go any further which is kind of lame But I mean that's a reality of things, but it was still incredibly hot And then we went back out and we were in VIP for a while This is not part of the slut stories, but just a fun thing that happened this night On our way out, there was a stripper and I still had like a stack of maybe like 40 bucks in singles and There was a stripper and she saw that I had like a little birthday sash on and she was like, oh my god Is it your birthday?
And I was like, yes, bitch cuz at this point I was just like fucking trashed, right Well, I need to take a little Rippy dip of my Benjamin Franklin here Anyways So she's like, oh my god, it's your birthday and I was like, yes it is. Let's go and she's like I went to go tip her and She was like put your dollar right here and laid on her back and like slowly spread her legs open and I was just like In your pussy and she was like just laid on top and I was like, okay And I laid it on top and she went and Queefed, which sounds really gross, but it poofed the dollar up into the air like this little magical little poof and Drunk 21 year old Lilith thought this was the most incredible thing she'd ever seen So I gave that woman all 39 of my ring dollars She earned it cuz she poofed each one into the air with her pussy And I think about her constantly and I hope she's doing okay And I hope she made a million dollars with that little trick because it was so wonderful And I've tried it and I can't do it and I'm very jealous so good for her I'm in a weird mood today y'all. Anyways, that's my slut story Thanks for listening.
I hope you like these That was my 21st birthday Should I tell you more? I think I'm gonna tell you a little more, you know I'm gonna tell you more about my 21st birthday because there was a lot more slutty shit that happened that night So that night we got home. I just moved in with my boyfriend at the time and We have this like insanely sturdy coffee table Like I would park my car on top of this table.
It's just like it's like super thick heavy wood And It used to sit like right inside of our front door. So our apartment was really small It was literally like the front door opened into like this little room. That was our living room and Then there was another door that led to our bedroom in a bathroom and then there was a kitchen Like in the living room.
That was it. That was the whole house So like when we opened the door That table was like right there so He pushed me back Into the into our apartment and like my Calves bumped against this coffee table and I fell backwards onto it and thankfully there was nothing on it But yeah, so I fell back and I was all turned on from the club and everything that had happened there and so we Immediately just got down to business. I Ripped my dress off and was just like rubbish me because I was trashed and horny and He did he went to absolute town on this coffee table just like lady bear and Gave it to me good and We've definitely done that a million times Because it's still to this day probably the hottest sex we've ever had just him and I were both so horny from like the strip club and everything that had happened there and Just I'm at a loss for words right now, I'm a little too big whoopsies Yeah, just some good ball slapping Back Argento curling sex, you know just like animalistic That like after a long night out.
It was like 4 in the morning like The Sun was coming up by the time we were done Just drunk trashed good sex On a coffee table in the middle of my living room. I don't even know if we shut the door Our neighbors definitely heard except you can hear everything in that apartment I Guess I'll finish the story with the next day I Had fallen asleep naked in our bed and For some godforsaken reason my husband had decided to schedule Like the internet company to come by and like replace our router or something it was something with like our router, which was in our bedroom and They had to like come in and like do work on it and of course they showed up at like 9 a.m So we'd only been home for like maybe four hours Like only been asleep for like two Like completely hungover as one should be the day after their 21st birthday and The guy was like I have to get into the bedroom and He's like I'm so sorry to do this to you, but I need you to move to the couch And I was like, okay, so I got up still naked The guy had gone back outside. I Laid back down on the couch like everything was spinning and I I Had the blanket over top of me and there was a pair of sunglasses sitting on our coffee table and So I grabbed them and just not even thinking and put them on because like it was just so bright I'll never forget like as I was falling back asleep.
I heard the door open back up and the Like internet guy was like is she okay? And my boyfriend just goes yeah, she turned 21 yesterday And I was like, oh, okay I was like, oh, okay And they just like did what they had to do and I'm like hours later after you've gone. I woke up and I Pulled the sunglasses off and I'm like, what where the fuck am I? What am I doing out here? Why am I naked? Why am I wearing sunglasses? And I turned them around and along the front it said I heart and then the name of this trip club To it was like screen printed onto the front of these glasses So this guy like obviously knew the night before Which like is it embarrassing now, but like as like a young 21 Mortified I was like, how could you let me wear these in front of him?
And I mean my boyfriend was just chuckling So, yeah, um, that was my 21st birthday Good slutty goodness all around Yeah, I hope you have a wonderful evening If you don't hear from me for a while, just know I'm getting ready to go on vacation for a couple of weeks This is America. I plan forever I'll be in Salem For Halloween, which is so exciting But yeah, I will Talk to y'all soon Love you charge your vibrators total oh.