[F4A] Slut Stories Vol. 5 - Smoking and Squirting

Transcript

Good morning, friends! Hello, my lovely listeners. It's me, ya girl, Lilith.

Um, I woke up this morning and I saw that I had 420 followers on Reddit. Um, so I am doing an impromptu 420 follower special. This is gonna be another episode of Slut Stories, however, it is currently 9.45am, um, Eastern Standard Time, and I am not working today.

Um, and I've got the house to myself, so I've got my gigantic mug of, well, not even a mug, it's a fucking jar of iced coffee, because I cannot function without caffeine. Um, and I got my little Benjamin here and we're gonna do a little wake and bake sesh together. And I am gonna tell you about the first time I ever smoked weed and fucked at the same time.

So, bottoms up. Kampai. This shit hits different in the morning, doesn't it? It's been, it's been a hot minute since I've waked and baked, so I don't know how this is gonna go.

Ooh, sorry for all the coughing. I'm a mess. My vape cart is kind of, at the end, it's starting to taste like technology, so.

We're scrounging here, but, uh. Alright, so, first time I ever smoked weed and fucked. Obviously, at this point in my life, I had fucked, and I'd smoked weed, but I'd never done the two together.

I was 18, fresh out of high school, and, um, my high school boyfriend, uh, was living with me at the time, and we had, um, bought some weed, but had, like, nothing to smoke it out of. Normally, we had just bought, like, pre-rolls, because this was, like, back in the day before you could just, like, walk in somewhere and buy a fucking, like, cartridge. So, we just had this, like, fucking bag of weed, no grinder, no nothing, like, I was not, like, a habitual smoker at this point.

Like, it was, like, I'd smoked a couple times at, like, parties or whatever. Never on my own, so we were just, like, what the fuck do we do with this weed? So, we were, like, Googling things, and he tried to roll a blunt, which was, like, a total failure.

Um, never, ever try to just, out the gate, roll a fucking blunt. That's so crazy. I still suck at rolling joints.

Um, I cannot roll blunts. So, that failed miserably, and then we decided to make an apple bong, which, if you haven't done that before, it's kind of fun. Um, I prefer, like, real pieces.

But in a pinch, it's great. It's fun. It's way better than smoking a joint, I think.

So, we carved out our little apple bong, and we packed it and smoked it and got very, very high. Um, and we just had, like, the house to ourselves. And, I mean, we were 18, and we fucked, like, rabbits.

Like, me and this guy were always fucking. I don't know if it was just, like, being young or, like, our physical chemistry, but oh my god, we never stopped fucking. Like, it was just, like, multiple sessions a day, especially once we lived together.

But, um, we just had this, like, all day fuck fest. And at this point in my life, I had discovered that I could squirt. Um, but the thing with squirting is, like, if you've never done it before, it's, it requires a lot of focus, I think.

Well, let me roll this back. Cumming in general requires a lot of focus, especially for me. Um, as, like, a woman, like, most women know, like, orgasms are very, like, mental, right? Like, we have to, like, dig deep into, like, our psyche and just, like, relax mentally in order to orgasm.

You can't just, like, jerk it till you cum. Um, and I'm sure there's some level of that for men, but I feel like for women specifically, or people who have vaginas, I should say, um, for people who have vaginas, it's definitely more of, like, a mental thing. And, um, squirting, especially for me, required a lot of focus.

Um, and being a neuro-spicy individual, um, that just kind of adds another layer onto that. So, I had squirted a couple times, but it took forever for me to be able to do it. Um, apparently weed is the magical substance in order to, like, I don't even know what I'm saying.

I'm getting a little high. Hold on, let me take another hit. We're doing a 420 special, right? I'm gonna get fucking baked.

Okay. Where was I? Squirting specifically takes a lot of mental power and a lot of mental relaxation and focus.

Um, so I found during our little fuckfest after we smoked our little apple bong, um, that weed was the cure. To this ailment that I had of not being able to squirt without, like, a ton of stimulation and focus. Um, I have never squirted more in my life.

I remember we had, um, a towel on the bed and I'd soaked through it and we had another towel and I'd soaked through that and it was just like an absolute mess. Like, there was so much squirt. And he just kept going.

Like, he was one of those guys that, like, really found pleasure in getting other people off, which is chef's kiss. So hot. My favorite.

Um, I love being spoiled. Spoiler alert. Um, so I, uh, I just let him.

Like, like it was probably like five hours of just endless fucking and finger banging and squirting. And at one point I definitely blacked out. Like, but I just remember it for the first time.

It was like, like, I felt like I was floating. Like I was not just like high, but like euphoric and the combination of like overstimulation and being submissive and just orgasming in general. That in combination with the high you get from smoking, it's, oh, it's the best place to be.

Like if, if heaven exists, it's that feeling. I would live in that state of euphoria if I could. And I aim to, um, who knows what might happen with me smoking this early in the morning and having the house to myself today.

Sorry, I needed a little caffeine. Um, but yeah, so we spent all day just fucking and squirting and making a mess and smoking some more and fucking some more and gosh, to be young and jobless and just fucking and squirting everywhere. What a time to be alive.

Anyways, thank you so much for listening to my, all of my content, my raunchy shit. And this, I don't even know what this is anymore. I don't know what Slut Stories is turning into.

It feels like a one-sided podcast. Um, but anyways, thank you for listening. I love you all so, so much.

Um, if you are able to fucking get high today and celebrate with me, um, thank you for 420 followers. I will see you next time. Love you.

Charge your vibrator. Goodbye.