[F4A] Slut Stories Vol. 10 - Working at the Sex Shop & Porn Theatre!

Transcript

Hello, friends, and welcome to Slut Stories. It's me, Lilith, currently not wearing any pants, so let me fix that. That would be very rude for me to continue, although you all seem to like the times I record things without my pants on.

That was a bad joke. I'm sorry. You don't have to laugh at that.

Okay. I'm putting pants on my body. I need some underwear.

I don't need to put pants on. I'm in my own goddamn home. I'm recording this right after I just finished recording a ramble with a new toy, which will probably be old news by the time I get this up, but, whew, man, just got my shit rocked.

All right, Slut Stories. Let's loot it up. First, we've got to take a little rippy-do.

Yo, I switched back to smoking flour. I've got to say, I think I prefer a cart. Maybe this is just me growing up, but I'm kind of regretting this.

It makes me feel like shit, but it makes me feel good, so, yeah, you've got to pick your battles, I guess. It makes me cough so much more. You know what I mean? Would it be really annoying if I ate a lollipop on air? Yeah, I'm not going to do that to y'all.

That sounds like an audio nightmare. All right. All right, what are we talking about today? Slut Stories.

Oh my god, I totally forgot what I was going to talk about. Shit, maybe I shouldn't have taken another fucking hit. Oh! I am going to be talking- okay, I'm so excited again.

I've come back around. Thank you for the one person that's probably still listening. We are going to be talking about when I used to work at a sex shop, and yeah, I think just like that in general.

So, way back in the day, in order to save up some money before I got married, I took a job at a local sex store, so they had toys and lingerie and videos, mostly like DVDs. God, that sounds so old now. Do people still watch porn on DVDs? Leave a comment if you do.

Anyways, so that's what they sold, and it was really fun. There was a shitty part of the job, which was the live theater that was upstairs. There was two theaters that you could go in and sit down, and there was a big screen, just like a movie theater.

One was the straight theater, one was the gay theater, and that's just what porn they were showing. And then there were these little individual booths that you could go in and pick your little video off of the little computer screen. So people would come, and they would pay a ticket to go upstairs, and the ticket would be good for all day, and it was $10.

Now, this particular sex store that I worked at was downtown and in not a very good part of town, and it was rough. I worked there, because I had a full-time job during the day. So I worked overnights at this sex shop, because they were open until 6 in the morning, which was so dumb.

I don't know why they ever stayed open that late. Really, the only people who came in were to watch the theater, and they hardly made any money on those. So I was working that night shift, until 6 a.m.

So I guess it would have been 10 to 6. Anyways, that's what I did. So, peak time for just shenanigans all around.

It was always really fun. I have a huge background in sales, right? Just, you know, knowing about me before I got into porn, that's what I did.

Mostly retail. But, yeah. So, selling people sex toys is so much fun.

Especially, like, I got to learn more about sex toys. It's where I got a really good understanding of all of the things, and what they're for, and what your bodies can do, and what your bodies can feel. What feels good for other people's bodies.

Especially people of the opposite gender. Or, I guess, sex. Sorry.

I'm still learning. Forgive me. But, yeah.

That was a really fun aspect of the job. I loved selling dildos. You can't do that with a frown on your face.

It's going to be fun, no matter what you're doing. On your day-to-day. I remember I had one guy come in, and he asked if we could do, like, layaway for a pocket pussy.

And I was like, honey, if you need to put a $20 pocket pussy on layaway, I can't sell you this, just out of the kindness of my heart. Like, I can't do that to somebody. Oh my gosh, we used to take stuff out and test it.

And I remember, I have to find the pictures. If I find them, I'll post them in my Discord. But, yeah.

We had this, like, It was one of those fleshy woman's bodies. And it had all the fuckable bits. It was just a giant silicone torso.

No neck, no arms, no legs. But just tits, ass, and hoochie-coochie. And so, I remember we took one out of the box once.

Which probably, in hindsight, was really gross. We shouldn't have done that. But, I mean, you should always wash your toys when you get them anyways.

So we took one out of the box, and we were like, how far in can we fit our arm? Like, we got lube out and lubed this thing out. And I swear to God, I had this thing on a fucking sleeve.

All the way up to almost my shoulder. Right at armpit level. What else? Oh, we had this giant, fucking four foot long dildo.

It wasn't for sale. It was just around. I don't know what happened.

We just played baseball with it. We threw things at it. And it was fun, because it was a little floppier.

Crazy stuff had happened there though. Okay, so with the theater upstairs, the theater was disgusting. And no shame to people who enjoy that kind of thing.

I think it could be really fun. But this particular venue was just not maintained. It was really gross.

Each theater had a trash can that was basically a communal cum bucket. That just was never changed. It just lived in there.

And that's where people would jizz. Yeah, no words. I don't know why anybody would want to do that.

Yeah, and then. .. That was really gross.

God, that was just so gross. Why did people pay money for that? It was like $10 to go all day.

You could pay $10 a day. So we would have a lot of people who were temporarily unhoused who would come in and buy a ticket and just have somewhere warm to sleep in the winter. It was like a weird, pervy homeless shelter.

Oh, I remember one time. .. We had a regular called Grandpa.

He was just this pervy old guy who would come and hang out at the theater. He was friends with the owner so he never paid for a ticket. He just got to go in whenever he wanted.

Yeah, Grandpa was always there. He was just a fun old guy though. If you ignore the fact that he hung out in a fucking porno theater.

I remember one time. .. We would maybe sell 4 or 5 tickets for the theater a day.

Hardly ever anybody went up there. If they did, they were maybe up there for an hour or so. Then they'd come back down.

Or you'd have people who would come in and stay all night. One night, it was just all these random people. The people who normally came to the theater were all regulars.

It was very rare to get a new person to come up to the theater. After a while, you knew 90% of the people. All within 15 minutes of each other.

We were buying tickets to go upstairs. We were just looking at each other. Me and my coworker were like, what the fuck is going on? Is everybody just really horny right now? What is happening? Did they make a Facebook post or something? These people were up there for maybe 15 minutes.

Then all of a sudden, all of them left all at once. Oh, and there was a couple. There was a couple that came in with all the new people in the beginning.

I forgot to mention that. Anyways, the couple comes out first. They left.

They weren't leaving in a huff or anything. They just walked out real casual and left. Then literally all of the other dudes left too.

Fucking 15 people came down the stairs all at once. We were standing there. Grandpa happened to be up there.

He came downstairs and we were like, Grandpa, what the fuck was going on? He goes, apparently that couple put this post out that they were going to come fuck in this theater and they wanted people to come watch. They listed a date and time.

They left. Which is good on them. If she's not feeling it, then you stop.

Those dudes were fucking pissed. Good times. There was always shit with police.

One time there was a guy that came in and there was a group of bachelorette women. We were not far from a popular strip of nightclubs and bars. Every town has a Broadway or Main Street.

We were a block away from there. We used to get a lot of bachelorettes and people who were in town for weddings would come in. This group came in of these bachelorettes and there was this one guy that was there and he was shopping around and was trying to barter with me.

I could do this one for $5. I was like, dude, no. This is not the swap shop.

You gotta pay what it says on the tag or you don't get it. He got really salty and he left in a huff. Those girls left afterwards and the next day I got a text from my co-worker and he was like, did you see this?

There was a link to a news article. One of the girls who was in that bachelorette party got stabbed by that guy who was trying to barter with me. She had to go to the hospital and they caught him.

I was in this article but literally right after this guy was in my store and I was pissing him off. I almost got stabbed. That was really scary.

I quit and all. What other fun things happened I used to just buy stuff because we had a 50% discount and I would be there for 8 hours just staring at sex toys and having porn going because we were responsible for running the porn in the porn theater. It was literally go grab a DVD off the shelf and open it and put it on.

The DVDs that were for sale were also playing in the theater Anyways What was the point of what I was saying? Lost my train of thought Train off the rails What was I talking about? I would just be really horny because we would be watching porn all day and it was always going and we had to check it You're just looking at the stuff because you have to go around and clean and organize and unpack things We get new toys in and you're like what's this?

I think that's where my obsession with toys started was working at that sex shop because before that I didn't have much I had my Hitachi magic wand Yeah That shop changed my life I think that's all the stories I have about working at the sex shop I think I'm going to go to bed because I'm very tired especially after that little workout I gave myself before recording this It came really hard If you haven't listened to that Ramblefap and you're a fan of Ramblefaps I love you all Charge your vibrators Catch you on the flippity flip Bye.