Hellooooo! Its the most wonderful time of the year.... flu season! Your girl done got sick, so instead of the regularly scheduled programming, I recorded a lazy little sick day ramble. Okay but like does anyone else get super horny when they're just laying sick around the house?? Because I ALWAYS do. Cozy = Horny, in my smooth little lizard brain. Anyways, I was in a rare mood to kick back and watch some porn so I do that in the beginning, and then it kinda goes off the rails. I start talking back to the porn, and then I LOST HALF THE DANG RECORDING. But don't worry, I fixed it in post. And by fixed it in post, I mean I just made myself cum again (well, three times) and actually recorded it this time lmao. ANYWHO- enjoy this sexy dumpster fire of a ramblefap. I suggest pairing it with a couple Dayquil and a nice sticky J, if ya nasty. P.S. If you hear me snort- no you didn't.
Hello lovely listeners, it is a Tuesday afternoon and I am sick if you can't tell, my voice isn't normally this deep, but being sick and just like being lazy around the house always just kind of makes me extra horny, and since I can't really record some of the other stuff I had planned because of my gross nasal leaf, whoa, I don't even know if anybody's gonna want to listen to this, but I'm gonna, I'm in a rare mood where I want to watch some porn. I normally don't, I'm normally like, like I scroll through stuff on Reddit or like I listen to audios obviously, or sometimes I'll just, you know, read a naughty book or just do my own thing, you know, I don't normally watch porn but I'm in a strange mood, so we're gonna watch some porn together, and I'm gonna play with my pussy, so I've got you set up at my desk, sorry if the sound quality isn't the best, and uh, yeah, let's watch some porn. I've got my headphones in, so I don't think you'll be able to hear it.
Ew, they're talking, I don't want to hear your backstory, just fuck each other. Ew. Okay, well, now it's got interesting, I skipped ahead a little, and he's got her by her throat, and she's using a toy on herself, and now he's fingering her while she plays with her clit.
So as far as what I'm doing, I've got my Lush in my pussy, so it's just vibrating away at my G-spot right now, and I've also got another little toy to play on my clit with. Oh, fuck. He just, like, completely lifted her onto his face.
I don't know how I'm gonna talk and watch porn and fuck myself. Oh, fuck, I'm so wet, though. Oh, fuck, I'm so wet.
My vibrator keeps slipping out of me. Oh, fuck. Oh.
I'm so wet, but also so tight. Fuck. I don't know if this is gonna work.
Let's take this one out. I'm just gonna fuck myself with my other toy. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, he's got her pinned down now. She's on her stomach. I'm fucking her from behind.
Oh, fuck. He's not just fucking her from behind. He's, like, fully folded on top of her and whispering in her ear.
Fuck, that's hot. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck me.
I'm gonna squirt. Fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oops. I'm switching to the other end of my hyphy so I can play with my clit. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
She took the vibrator they were playing with earlier and she's got it pressed up underneath his nuts. And she's just sucking him. Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh, fuck.
Mmm. Mmm. Sorry I'm not so talkative today.
I just wanna fucking cum. Oh, fuck. I'm just circling my clit with my toy.
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Mmm.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna squirt again. Holy shit. Oh, fuck.
I can't even hold onto my toy. It's so fucking wet. Mmm.
Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
I'm making such a fucking mess. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck these stupid settings.
Oh, my God. Oops. Oh, I wanna try to get my lush back in.
Because I really, really wanna cum using both of these at the same time. Oh, so much better. Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Mmm. Oh, my God.
Oh. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, fuck.
I'm not gonna last long. Oh, my God. This is so loud.
I don't even care. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yes.
Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
Oh, right there. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, it feels so good. Oh, fuck, I'm not even gonna try to talk anymore.
I can't. Oh, between this hot fucking porn. Oh, and all these toys on my pussy.
Holy fuck. Oh, fuck, she's squirting. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck my pussy, daddy. It's yours.
Fucking own it. You fucking own it. Oh, fuck.
Oh. Oh, it's so wet for you. Don't touch me.
Oh, fuck, it's been too fucking long. Oh, fuck, I need you inside. Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God. Oh, I'm as tight as you remember. Oh, fuck.
You feel how wet I am for you already? Fuck, daddy. Oh, fuck, I wanna cum.
Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck me like you own me. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, I love it.
Don't fucking stop. Yours, please. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, my. My, my, my.
Oh, thanks. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, fill me up. Oh, fill me fucking up. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck. Oh. Hello, friends.
Sorry to bug you in the middle of your audio, but I seem to have misplaced the second half of what I recorded earlier. It is later in the day, and I am editing the audio from earlier. I'm also a little stony bologna.
Don't judge me. And, yeah, apparently I just forgot to record the second half of this audio. I don't even know how I did that.
So, thanks, DayQuil. Anyways, I'm going to finish this audio for you because, honestly, listening to myself always really turns me on. I know that sounds so vain, but fuck it.
And, yeah, I'm feeling like I want to come again anyway, so let's just pick this back up, shall we? I've got those same toys that I had earlier. I've got my Lush inside me.
I've got my Hy-Vee. Oh, fuck, there's my Hy-Vee. Oh, fuck, it feels so good.
Holy fuck, I'm so fucking wet just from listening and remembering everything from earlier. Oh, my God. Fuck me.
Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm still really sensitive from coming as hard as I did earlier.
Oh, fuck, I wish you could have heard it. It was so good. I guess we can make this one just as good.
Oh, my God. I'm spitting on my Hy-Vee to get it a little more wet. Oh, fuck.
Oh, it feels so good on my clit. Holy fuck. Oh, my God, yes.
Oh, fuck.