This is the first SUBSCRIBER EXCLUSIVE audio available here and on my shiny new PATREON! HOOOOOkay I know I'm a little behind on the times, but SALTBURN IS SO FUCKING GOOD! Like the entire movie is so good, but these SEX SCENES. LORDT. The one that stuck out to me was definitely the vampire scene (IYKYK... jk we don't gatekeep - there's a super sexy fingering/cunnilingus moment where the girl getting fucked is on her period) Anyways, I happen to be on mine, and was craving being a dirty litttle slut, so I decided to watch back and play along with my Nora! Come make a big filthy vampire mess with meeeeee (Scene starts at 53 minutes if you want to follow along with me! I let you know when I hit play) Also shout out to u/your-final-girl on reddit for the inspo! Here's the link to her original post: https://soundgasm.net/u/Your-final-girl/F4A-Ramblefap-Only-Rich-People-Can-Afford-to-be-this-Filthy-Jerking-off-to-Saltburn-Smoke-n-Stroke-Getting-High TW: Period talk and play
Hi friends! This is a very specific type of Ramble Rap. I watched a little movie called Saltburn.
Maybe you've heard of it. Maybe not. If you haven't, I'm concerned.
It took me this long to watch it, and I don't ever watch anything. But y'all, this movie, on top of just being a fantastic movie, just a very good movie to start with, has some amazing sex scenes. Like, just very real, very kinky in a very non-mainstream way, which is just always nice to see.
It's probably due to the fact, well, I don't want to spoil it for anybody, but the main character is a little bit of a freak. But aren't we all? Which brings us here! There is one particular scene in this movie that happens to be probably the most controversial sex scene in this movie.
Or one of them. There's some interesting ones. But there's one where the main character and the other female character are making out and whatever, and he goes to finger her, and she's like, wait, it's not the right time of the month.
And he says some snarky line about being a vampire and proceeds to eat her out on her period. And not that I'm ever, like, no to period sex, but like, it's never like a, ooh, that's hot, you know? It's more just like a necessity thing, right? Like, I mean, I guess, you know? And yeah, kink unlocked, I guess, because that shit was hot.
And well, we're this far into this audio. I'm pretty sure you've read whatever I've posted about it. So it's probably not going to gross you out too much to know that I'm on my period right now.
And I can't stop thinking about this saltbert scene. And I, this is a first for me. I've never, like, I've masturbated while on my period, but I don't normally do anything internally just because it's not very convenient and a lot to clean up.
But I'm going to do it, because I just can't stop thinking about how good it would feel. So I'm going to make a little bit of a mess. I've got my trusty Nora here.
And let me just start her on up. Oh, I've also queued up the movie to watch again. If you want to watch along at home, I've got it queued up to 53 minutes.
That's like right at the beginning of the scene. Because I want to like, masturbate react. There was there's actually another VA who did a like a rainbow fab about saltburn.
And it just kind of gave me the idea to do this like, oh shit, I should do this live. So you can thank your final girl. I'll link her below.
But yeah, thank you. This was a great idea and I want to do it. So I'm just gonna get my Nora going here.
I'm going to hit play on this too. You won't be able to hear it. At least on my end.
Clicking play now. So I've got it in my headphones just to make it better. But fuck.
I just can't fucking get the scene out of my head. I want someone to lick my pussy like that. It's like extra wet.
It's almost like fucking yourself after you've been cream pied but even healthier somehow. The scene is almost hotter knowing what's about to happen. Like I'm like anticipating it now.
It's like slipping out. It's probably due to the fact that I'm so fucking wet too. It's just kind of general.
I mean societal norms or whatever. But just how filthy this is just almost makes it even hotter. He's like going full Dom on her.
He goes, do you understand? Oh fuck it's so hot. Psychopaths are always kind of hot.
Don't fight me on it. It's just a fact. It's just something about a slightly unhinged man.
That's so sexy. We're just going to be very real during this ramble about today. Oh fuck.
Oh, he's sliding his hands up over his eyes. Oh fuck. He says I'm so lucky for you.
I'm a vampire. Now he's licking his fingers clean and then he's rubbing it on her fucking chest. Oh fuck.
Oh God. He's got his fingers in her mouth. Oh fuck.
It's just so fucking nasty and primal. Oh fuck. Oh my God.
This feels so good inside. It's like extra sensitive for some reason. I've just never really explored that before.
Oh fuck. Oh God. I don't know if it's just being like extra wet or what.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. He's got his whole fucking head between her thighs now.
That's the end of the scene, but fuck. I'm so fucking close. Oh fuck.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
Oh my God. Oh my God. He has a right there.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. I'm just picturing your fucking mouth between my thighs, laughing at me, covered in blood.
Like eating a big plate of barbecue, but even fucking sexier. Just smeared all over your face like a feral animal. Using your fingers to wipe it all over my body.
Make me just as filthy as you are. Oh fuck. Oh my God.
Yes. Oh fuck. Oh yes.
Oh yes. Oh fuck. Oh right there.
Oh my God. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
It's so fucking wet. Oh my God. Oh fuck.
Oh my God. Oh fuck. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Stop. Stop.
Stop. Oh my God. I think I fucking squirted too.
Holy shit, I'm a fucking mess right now. I'm still trying to catch my breath. Oh my God.
Yeah, kink unlocked. Ding. Holy shit.
Okay. Well, everybody should try that at least once, maybe twice, just to be sure. Yeah.
I hope you like this RambleVap. If you thought this was gross, grow up. Go somewhere else.
I literally don't care. I love being a filthy whore for all of you. I love you all.
Charge your vibrators. Bye.