[F4A] Ramblefap - (Literally) Breaking In My Bellesa Airvibe
Okay, so I know I say this about all my ramblefaps, but like. This one is a MESS hahahaha (maybe I'm just a mess?? yes.) And I'm not talking about the literal PUDDLE of squirt that was on the floor when I finished... ANYWAYS - I ordered yet another sex toy that I sure as fuck didn't need, and literally BROKE IT the second time I used it while making this audio (whoops spoilers) anyways, it took me forever to cum because this little thing is kind of a pain in the ass to use (until, you know, its riiiiiight there) , so here's like a solid 20 minutes of me begging to cum and accidentally edging myself lmao (shoutout to my Sertraline Queens who know how hard it is to cum on SSRIs sometimes too lol) I get there in the end, though. AND SO WILL U BB. Enjoy probably the most frustrating (for me) ramble ever to grace the internet. CHOO CHOO ALLL ABOARD THE HOT MESS EXPRESS! p.s. - after this audio was recorded (and I finally got that NUT) I reached out to the good folks over at Bellesa, and they are sending me a replacement, no questions asked haha shout out to their customer service coming in clutch.
Transcript
Well, hello, my lovely listeners. It's me, your girl, Lilith, and I've been doing some online shopping, yeah, and because I don't have enough toys, I bought myself something. I bought myself the, what is this called? What are you called? Hold on, I have a box.
I have a box! The Air Vibe from Balissa, and basically, it's like an insertable egg, and it has like a suction on the other side, so it's dual stimulation, yeah, super jazzed about it. My absolute favorite toy in the whole world is my Satisfyer, but this is a pretty darn close second, because it has that added dual penetration.
Sorry, this came with like a packet of lube, and I figured, why not use it, try it out with the toy, and, ooh, the lube is, ooh, it's like goopy. Alright, I'm gonna do it. Um, yeah, so, uh, full disclosure, I did try this beforehand, because it has a lot of different settings, and I did not want to make an ass of myself on mic, so I, uh, have already come with this once, um, not to, uh, kiss and tell, but there was another person there, and they said it was the longest they've ever heard me come, and, uh, I agree with them, I think it's the longest orgasm I've ever had, because it's, it's, the way it's designed, it like clamps on, almost, because it's like pushing up against your G-spot, and then, um, kind of sucking on your clit, so, when it's, you know, when the vibe is vibing, so to speak, it, uh, it, it locks on, and it kind of, um, drags it out of you, in the best possible way.
So, let's see if we can get that going again, um, pop the vibrator on, that's like the vibrator side, there's like five settings, I found I like the vibrations really low, and then the suction really high, but that's the suction, we'll add a little vibration here, yeah, that Oh, fuck, like the second this touches me, I'm like, oh, fuck me, oh, fuck, it's so good, I don't think I even needed lube, cause I'm already so fucking wet, but, oh my god, when I like about this too, is, uh, sorry, I have a little allergies, but what I like about this toy too, is, um, oh, fuck, it feels so good, I like that, and, uh, it's pretty much hands free once it's in, um, so I can play with my nipples too, oh, fuck me, oh my god, that feels so good, just like the slightest rock of my hips, just gets that suction going around my clit, oh, fuck, oh, oh, oh my god, oh, oh my god, oh, fuck, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck, it already feels like I need to squirt, oh, fuck, oh my god, oh, oh, oh, fuck, oh, oh, oh my god, I just love, I love to imagine that I've got your mouth on my clit, and your fingers in my pussy, just working me, fuck, oh god, it feels so good, this is, oh, it's so dangerous, oh my god, oh, words are hard, oh, fuck, oh, I can't even think with this thing on, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, I'm gonna squirt, I'm gonna squirt, oh, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, it's so much, oh, oh, fuck, oh, oh, oh, this is what I meant about it, ah, clamping on, ah, ah, it's just, ah, it doesn't let up, ah, in the best fucking way, ah, oh my god, ah, fuck, ah, mm, ah, this would be a really fun toy to wear, ah, for some ass play, ah, mm, it's the only thing that's missing, is something in my ass right now, just fucking stretching me out, and overstimulating me, ah, ah, all my fucking holes being used, ah, ah, ah, oh, fuck, ah, fuck, mm, ah, ah, fuck, oh my god, ah, fuck, I'm clenching so hard, it's pushing it out, ah, fuck, ah, mm, mm, oh, fuck, ah, ah, ah, oh my god, ah, yes, ah, fuck, oh, fuck, ah, ah, ah, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, ah, ah, mm, fuck me, oh my god, oh, fuck, ah, oh, oh, oh, yes, oh my god, mm, mm, this thing gets so slippery, ha, ha, I just have to, like, wipe it off, because it just keeps slipping out of my pussy, I don't know, it's, ah, just, ah, I'm fucking squirt or what, but, holy fuck, I'm so wet, ha, ha, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, I need you to come look it up, oh, fuck, I need you to come look it up, I'm so fucking wet, oh, fuck, please, oh, fuck, please, oh, oh, oh, fuck, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, yes, oh, fuck, right there, oh, fuck, yes, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, me, oh, my God, oh, my, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, oh, oh, my God, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, me. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, God.
Oh, yes. Oh. Oh, fuck.
Oh. Oh. Oh, my God.
Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck.
Oh, I kind of want something to grind on. Oh. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, yes. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh, my God. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh, my God.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, fuck, right there. Oh, my God, yes, fucking work, my pussy.
Oh, my God. Holy fuck. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. This fucking thing keeps slipping out.
I'm too fucking wet. Oh, fuck, right there. Oh, my God, yes.
Oh, fuck me. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, right fucking there. Oh, yes, oh, my God.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck me. Oh, fuck.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck, I want you inside of me. Oh, fuck, please. Oh, fuck, please.
Oh, fuck, I need you to fill me up. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh, my God, yes, yes. Oh, fuck.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna go.
Yes, it's right fucking there. Yes. Oh, fuck, yes, there I go.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh, my God.
Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh.
The one thing that's really frustrating about this toy is it kind of makes you itch, because every time I get really close, something slips out, or I lose suction. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, when it hits, though.
Oh, it fucking hits. It's so hard to stay still. Oh.
Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck.
Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, yes. Yes, yes. Oh, fuck, right there.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh.
Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck me.
Oh, my God. Holy fuck. Oh.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, I need to cum so fucking bad. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Just break that.
Oh, that sucks. Oh. Oh.
Motherfucker. It's just broke. It's just fucking broke.
Just like cracked in half. I mean, it's still going. Well, that's fucking dumb.
But I need to fucking cum so I'm going to grab a different toy. Because fuck that one. Oh, fuck.
I can't believe that just broke in half.
-watering second of every track.