[F4A] Ramblefap - Cream Pi

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Hi, um, this is probably the silliest ramble faff I've ever done, but, um, I have to do it. So, um, happy Pi Day, if you don't know what Pi Day is, it's March 14th, because 3.14. If you don't know what Pi is, you're probably not old enough to be listening to this, so go back to school.

Um, yeah, so, um, I was challenged by some folks on my Discord to do a ramble faff and recite the numbers of Pi. Uh, so I am gonna do that, and the way I'm gonna do it, um, I've got my vibrator here, um, on my clit, on my clit, and I have it pulled up in front of me, uh, because I don't know all the numbers of Pi by heart, as much as I wish I did. I don't know more than, like, the first six digits, so, um, I'm gonna need a little help.

However, for every 50 or so digits of Pi I get through, I'm going to increase, uh, the, um, intensity of my vibrator, so, yeah, let's, let's do this, I'm gonna start it really low, it's about, like, 20% there, okay, and here we go. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197178 1 6 9 3 9 9 3 7 5 1 0 Let's bump this up a little bit. 5 8 2 0 9 7 4 9 4 4 5 9 2 3 0 7 8 1 6 4 0 6 2 8 6 2 0 8 9 9 8 6 2 8 0 3 4 8 2 5 3 4 2 1 1 7 0 6 7 9 9 8 2 1 4 8 0 8 6 5 1 3 2 8 2 3 0 6 6 4 7 0 9 3 8 4 4 6 0 9 5 5 0 5 8 2 2 3 1 7 2 5 3 5 9 4 0 8 1 2 8 8 4 8 1 1 1 7 4 5 0 2 8 4 1 0 2 7 0 1 9 3 8 5 2 1 1 0 5 5 5 9 6 4 4 6 2 2 9 4 8 9 5 4 9 3 0 3 8 1 9 6 4 4 2 8 8 1 0 9 7 5 6 6 5 9 3 3 4 4 6 1 2 8 4 7 5 6 4 8 2 3 3 7 8 6 7 8 3 1 6 5 1 2 7 1 2 0 1 9 0 9 1 4 5 6 4 8 5 6 6 9 2 3 4 6 0 3 4 8 6 1 0 4 5 4 3 2 6 6 4 8 2 1 3 3 9 3 6 0 7 2 6 oh fuck 0 2 4 9 1 4 1 2 7 3 7 2 4 5 8 7 0 0 6 6 0 6 3 1 5 5 8 8 1 7 4 8 8 1 5 2 0 9 2 0 9 6 2 8 2 9 2 5 4 0 9 1 7 1 5 3 6 4 3 6 7 8 9 2 5 uh nine zero three six zero zero one one three three zero five three zero five uh uh four eight eight two zero four fuck six six five two one three eight uh four one four six nine uh well that's what uh one two three almost 400 digits of pi oh man oh well thank you to everybody who challenged me to do that oh that was so goofy and fun um happy pi day y'all goodbye.