[F4A] Ramblefap - Breaking in my Lovense Nora

Transcript

Hi everybody, why, I don't know why I sound like this, okay, hello, I have a new toy coming at you with a ramblefap today, sorry I'm like a little toasted, I just recorded a sled stories I'm trying to connect my new Nora, I'm very excited for this, a fantastic, lovely, lovely fan of mine decided to gift me with one of these and it was very very sweet of them and I'm super excited and I've been waiting for this to get here forever um and then I had to let it cool down or warm up I guess because I took it out of my mailbox and it was ice cold so I plugged it into charge and to just like acclimate to the uh conditions in my house but um I'm gonna try something a little bit new just because I've never used this toy before this is literally out the box into my couch um I have a friend who makes patterns for these Leavens vibes and when I told him that I got a Nora he was like I just made a pattern for that and you should try it so let's do it let's get this going oh it's already going okay hold on I feel like I need to pause this okay so if you don't know what a Nora is it's from Leavens it syncs to your phone it can it's like a smart dildo right but this particular one is like a rabbit style vibe right so you've got the insertable bit and then you also have a little piece that goes on your clip that vibrates but the insertable bit on this um does this fun little twisting gyrating thing that sounds incredible so I'm gonna just oh it fits so nicely it just like hits every spot immediately oh boy we're in trouble here go all right I'm gonna hit play on this pattern oh maybe I should start over okay oh my god holy shit oh I knew I was gonna like this but oh my god that feels so good oh it's like vibrating oh it's uh it's working my g-spot too oh my god oh fuck oh that clip vibrator is really powerful I've only ever had one of these rabbits before it was kind of a cheaper one oh but this one packs a punch oh my god oh fuck this might be a very short audio admittedly I'm um already really hungry um I've been recording all day oh fuck oh my god oh that internal bit is oh my god it's gonna break me you guys might hear me break in this audio holy fuck oh my god oh my god oh fuck it feels so good um oh oh oh my god oh fuck oh my god I can't even find words this feels so funny but oh fuck oh it's like slowly building oh fuck this is such delicious torture oh fuck it's speeding up I didn't think we could go faster oh oh my god oh oh fuck oh my god oh fuck fuck this feels really good but I don't want to come yet oh fuck I don't know if I'm gonna be able to back off oh fuck I just had to pause that for a minute there's no way I'm gonna come this fast oh I mean I'm definitely trying my very best not to come this fast I guess I should say sorry my brain is not functioning I kind of feels like okay it kind of feels like that meme where it's like oh if you press the the g spot in the clip at the same time it'll take a screenshot I feel like I've taken a screenshot over and over again oh my god oh I'm scared of doing this back on okay here we go oh fuck oh my god oh fuck oh fuck me oh fuck that was a really funny one oh if the pattern wasn't known I would have gotten this close I should have trusted it because it started like getting slower and just teasing and then slowly speeding back up I just need to get back down slow again oh fuck you still get some of the vibrations through that internal bit too oh fuck it's just like a slow reworking my g spot oh oh fuck oh fuck oh my god this is amazing this is insane oh my new favorite toy oh fuck holy shit oh my god I can't sleep this morning oh fuck oh fuck oh oh my god holy fuck it's like pulsing the vibrations and just slowly gyrating inside oh my god fuck oh my god yes oh fuck oh oh fuck oh it's getting really close and now it's slowing down and teasing me again I can love and hate this pattern oh oh fuck oh fuck oh oh fuck I'm so sweet talking oh I'm forgetting all my words oh I'm just getting lost in this holy shit oh my god oh fuck oh oh fuck oh fuck I'm starting to fuck myself with it now and I'm just holding it inside me oh fuck I can't do it that's gonna make me squirt oh fuck oh oh my god oh my god there's so much just like creaminess filled up on this vibrate already oh my god oh fuck oh my god oh oh my god oh fuck oh okay this pattern's been fun but I think I kind of want to take control or maybe we can just skip ahead is that crazy oh now I kind of want the controls okay oh oh oh fuck yes oh fuck oh my god oh fuck I'm so fucking wet oh fuck me oh fuck oh fuck can you hear how fucking wet I am oh my god oh my god I can't stop squirting I'm gonna clean this off a little I'm making a fucking mess oh oh my god oh fuck yes oh fuck yes oh fuck oh oh oh fuck oh my god oh the way that this just works inside holy fucking shit oh my god oh my god yes yes yes oh fuck oh fuck I'm gonna cum oh fuck huh oh fuck yes yes right there right there right there oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck uh oh holy shit oh wow um this was worth every fucking penny oh man holy shit oh my god there's so much squirt oh I made a huge fucking mess oh it's like up my arm like I'm not even kidding like I shot squirt onto my arm wow I've never had a toy that can make me squirt and cum while doing the same thing oh it's fun one or the other and this this is everything oh man oh I love it you're my new best friend how fucking high and cum down do I have to be to be sitting here smooching my new vibrator anyways thank you again to that listener who um gave me a little christmas gift off my throne love you charger vibrators bye.