[F4A] Ramblefap - Breaking in my Lovense Hyphy

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Well hello my lovely listeners. It's been a minute but I'm back. I missed you all so much while I was on vacation and right before I left I had a lovely, lovely human being purchase a new Levin's toy for me off of my Throne wishlist.

I'm super excited to use it for you all. I'll be honest I've already tried it. I could not fucking help myself because I waited.

It shipped right before I left and literally got delivered an hour after I left my house for vacation. So I waited. I was gone for about 10 days.

So I've waited a very long time to use this. But if you don't know it's the Hyphy. I don't know how you say it.

It's H-Y-P-H-Y from Levin's and it basically is like a dual ended toy. So on one end it's like a G-spot vibrator and on the other end it's this teeny tiny little clitoral stimulator and it has three different tips you can put on it. There's one that's just like a little ball and there's one that's like a tongue and then there's this other one that's kind of like a ball but it has like two little separate nubs on it.

And in playing with it the few times that I've played with it so far that seems to be the one I enjoy the most. But yeah, like I said, it's very complex. Levin's makes wonderful toys but you gotta read the manual because they're really hard to use.

But once you get it, god damn do they work great. So I'm gonna start and just, you know, play along with me. Let's have some fun.

I'm gonna start with the one end and put it in before. Oops. There we go.

Fuck, I'm so wet. Okay. Fuck.

Okay so this is just how strong this fucking thing is. Do you hear that? That's gonna be in my fucking pussy right now.

I literally can't. Oh my god. Oh fuck.

I can't even turn it up all the way. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

God. Do you hear how wet my pussy is? Oh fuck I'm gonna make myself squirt with this.

Oh fuck I need to squirt so bad. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

Oh my god it's so fucking deep. Oh fuck it hits right in the perfect fucking spot to make me cum. Oh fuck I'm gonna squirt.

Yes. Yes. Oh fuck I'm gonna make a fucking mess.

Oh fuck. Oh god yes. Oh fuck.

Oh fuck it's so slippery. My pussy's like clenching around it. Holy shit I can't pull it out.

Oh. Holy shit. Oh god.

That's one end. Oh thank god this thing's waterproof because it's drenched. But then what's really cool is I can switch it around and it'll buzz the other side.

Do you hear that? That's just this little tiny tip. I'm gonna just touch it to the microphone.

I have no idea how that's gonna sound in post. If it sounds really awful I'm gonna take it out. But oh my god I'm about to obliterate my clit.

Here we go. Fuck I gotta dry this off it's like soaking wet I can't grab it. I just squirted everywhere.

Oh fuck now I'm gonna cum. Oh fuck. Oh god yes.

If you've listened to anything I've ever done before you know how much I love having my clit stimulated. Oh fuck. God yes.

Oh my god. I don't even have it turned up halfway. It's almost too much.

It's like overstimulating. Oh fuck. Sorry if you hear my chair squeaking.

Oh fuck. I can't help but just squirm. Oh fuck.

Oh god my legs are shaking. Oh fuck. Oh my god.

I'm just gonna dip it inside my pussy and get it really fucking wet. Oh fuck. Oh god I can't even hold it right on my clit.

I gotta just like tickle around it a little. Oh fuck. Oh my god.

Oh yes. Oh fuck right there. Oh god.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck I'm gonna cum. Oh fuck.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh fuck I want more.

Oh fuck I want more. Fuck I'm gonna make myself cum again. Fuck.

Oh fuck. This thing just gets me right there every time. Oh my god.

Oh god. I'm just covered in squirt making an absolute fucking mess for you. Oh fuck.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck right there. Oh fuck right there on my little clit.

Holy fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

Oh fuck I'm switching it around again. Oh fuck I wanna squirt again. Oh fuck yes.

Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh god.

God I need two of these. Oh but it's fun to switch back and forth too. Oh fuck.

Oh god. Oh this feels so good on my g-spot. Oh fuck.

Oh god. Yes yes yes. Oh fuck I'm so turned on.

Oh fuck I'm so fucking wet. God I'm a slippery mess. Oh fuck.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck I'm gonna squirt again. Oh fuck.

Oh fuck. Yes. Oh my god.

Oh fuck. I turned off and I don't know why. There we go.

Oh fuck. Oh more on my clit. Oh god.

Just the back and forth is so easy and fun. Oh fuck. Just milking my pussy.

Oh and then just going to fucking town on my clit. Holy shit. Oh my god.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck yes. Oh fuck.

I missed coming for you. Oh I missed you listening to me come. God I love it.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck I'm gonna cum so fucking hard I can tell. Oh fuck it's building.

It's building. Oh fuck. Oh.

No. Oh. Oh my god.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. God damn. Well.

I'm spent. I need to go chug a bottle of water cause I just. Oh man I squirted all over the fucking floor.

Well it's good to be back boys and girls and everyone in between and not claiming a side. Ah. I hope you got off too.

Hopefully as fast as I did. Holy shit. I just came like four times in like ten minutes.

Oh. I need a shower and a rip off my pen. But.

Thank you thank you thank you again to the absolutely lovely listener who bought me my hyphy. I'm obsessed and it might be my new favorite toy. If you'd like to treat me there's a link to my throne in literally all of my social media bios.

Or just shoot me a DM and I can help you. But. I'm gonna go pass the fuck out now.

I hope you all have a lovely day. Charge your vibrators. Love ya.

Toodaloo.