[F4A] Ramblefap - Breaking in my Clit Sucker

Transcript

You're a sweet strawberry wine I had that song stuck in my head all day. All day. All right.

Well, here we go. Hi. It's been a minute.

Since I've recorded a ramble that wasn't live, I guess. But I had a lovely listener order me something off of my wishlist and it's really fucking cool. Okay.

It's a clit suction vibrator, but it's like pressurized. So it like sucks and has like licking motions. I've got pictures up on like all my socials because I'm kind of obsessed with this thing.

I haven't tried it yet. I literally, like the box got delivered like two hours ago and I put it to charge and it's go time. I'm really excited for this.

So it's almost like you can use it on like your clit and like also your nipples is what it says. So we're going to try it all. Basically.

Okay. I smoked before this and I probably should have done that. Fuck.

Why do I always get too high before ramble faps? Okay. Power through.

Okay. So it's got the suction setting here. Let me turn it on so you can kind of hear it.

So it has like the, like a tongue on the inside and honestly in the pictures it looked like it would be really floppy, but it's actually got some nice stiffness to it. Like there's like a harder inner core and it has like a softer, like silicone like shell around the outside. And then there's like the actual suction cup.

So it's almost like, like a penis pump, but for your clit, but it also has a tongue inside. So it's going to like really stimulate, um, like wherever you put it, I guess. And it's really powerful.

I turned it on for like a second right before I started recording to just see how it feels. Um, it's intense. So there's like, that's like the licking tongue part.

Let me turn that off. Hold on, I'm still figuring out how to do this. And then this is like the suction.

All the reviews on Amazon are like, this thing is powerful. Don't go too crazy. And like, you can, they were talking about this hole on the back cause there's like an air valve where it like lets out the air, it like pumps air out of it.

And like, you can cover that hole and the suction isn't as strong because some people even on like the lowest setting said it was really strong. Um, but I ain't no weak ass bitch. No, I'm just kidding.

I have a feeling I'm going to put this on high cause all of my toys always go right on high. It's just the way I live life to the max. Um, do you hear that? That's crazy.

Oh my gosh. I can't wait to put this on my vagina. Okay.

Let's just do it. Let's just hop in. Oh my God.

I kind of want to like, Oh wow. Holy shit. Oh, that really sucks.

Oh wow. Oh, it like, it creates like a pressure barrier. Oh my God.

This thing is going to be dripping. It's already soaking wet. I'm going to post a picture of this after.

So we're going to put it on low. Maybe if I can remember how this works. Okay.

Yeah. Cause high was, holy crap. Oh man.

I'm going to turn on the like tongue motion. Oh, it's like, Oh, is this going to be one of those toys? It's going to take a minute to figure out how to get it to sit right in a way.

That's going to stay where you want it and do what you want it to do for it to like, actually feel good. Oh, Oh, like right when this section builds up, it's like, it almost like sucks my pussy into the tongue. Oh my God.

That feels like a mouth. That feels like a fucking mouth on my clit. Oh fuck.

Oh my God. God, that's so intense. I just have everything on like the lowest setting, but it legit feels like someone sucking my like lips into their mouth and then like swirling their tongue in like a circle between my lips.

Oh my God. Oh man. Holy fuck.

Oh my God. I want to like make the tongue go a little faster. Oh, oh fuck.

I will say too, this is a lot quieter than I thought it was going to be. Oh fuck. Which is always nice.

Oh my God. It like legit feels like someone sucking their mouth on my like clit. Holy shit.

That feels so good. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh my God. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Fuck, I want to feel this on my fucking nipples. So I don't know how much I've talked about my own nipples on here, but I have really sensitive nipples. Oh fuck, it's all wet with my like pussy juices.

Oh fuck. Oh my God. Like it's exactly what it says it does.

It just, oh fuck. Oh shit. God.

If I do this on my nipples long enough. Okay, there was legit like jokes in my discord about getting three of these and being rocketed into space. And I think that would definitely happen.

Like I want two so I can have one on each nipple. Oh fuck. Put it on the other one.

Oh, I want some love. Oh my God, my nipples are huge from this now. It like sucks them out like a fucking penis pump.

Oh my God. Fuck. I will say the only thing this is missing is like an insertable portion.

Oh man. Oh, even just like having the tongue going, like breaking the section and just having the tongue going on that nipple. Oh fuck.

They're like so sensitive. Ow. It feels like, it almost feels like a hickey.

Like in the best way. That's exactly, that's like the perfect way to describe this sensation is like someone giving you a hickey. Oh fuck.

Oh man. Okay, we're going back on the pussy with this. I am going to hit a dildo because I just really want to be full right now.

But I'm definitely going to use this on my clit. Hold for insertion. Let me turn this off for a second.

Oh fuck. Just work myself onto this for a second. Oh fuck.

What's the saying? I think my eyes were bigger than my stomach. I picked a really girthy one.

It's, oh fuck, it's stretching me out so fucking good. Oh fuck, okay. Okay, let's get this on my fucking pussy right now.

I'm going to drop some lube in here too and see what happens. I think I'm not wet enough. Just a little, just a drop.

Oh fuck. Oh. Oh my god.

Yes. Holy fuck. I'm turning this section up to like medium.

I think I can dig it. Oh fuck. Oh, there it goes.

It takes a minute to find the spot, but then I do. Oh, holy fuck. Oh god.

Oh my god. Yes. Holy fuck.

Oh god. I want a little more. More of like this section.

Did I hit the wrong button? Learning curve. There we go.

We're going maximum section because I didn't kind of fuck around. I mean, I did, but. I fucked to come around, if you know what I mean.

Oh fuck. Holy shit. Oh.

Oh god, it's like almost painful, but in the best way. It's like so sensitive. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Mm. This would be a really good toy to like edge with because it's like, um.

Oh god, it's just. It's a slow burn. It takes a minute for it to like really build up and pull all the blood into where it's sucking and just really amp up the intensity.

Oh my god. Oh. Oh, fuck right there.

Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

It keeps like squeaking. Oh, fuck. Holy fuck.

Oh my god. I didn't even think about how like just the suction of this is going to just intensify how everything feels. Holy fuck.

Oh my god. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. I figured out if I put my thumb over the hole it like undoes the pressure.

Oh. Oh. Just like letting it work up for a minute and be really strong and then releasing it feels really fucking good.

It just kind of like builds and crashes like a wave. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh, fuck. Holy fuck. Oh.

I can't put it back on my nipples again. I'm so greedy. Oh, fuck.

I want to use this on my nipples and get a vibrator for my clip because that's how I feel like doing it right now. Oh. Am I dumb? Oh, yeah.

It's right here. Okay. Pause for stoner dumbness.

Okay. Let me get my, my trusty Hy-Vee. Oh.

Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Just having that going on my nipples. Oh, fuck. My clit's so fucking sensitive from sucking on it with this.

Oh my god. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh my god. God, I just have this on low and it's like so fucking strong. God, I'm just so fucking full and stimulated.

Oh, I'm so fucking myself on this dildo. I've got stuck to my chair. Oh, I've got my vibrator on my sole.

I'm a little fucking pussy now. I'm working my nipples with this little sucker. Oh, it feels so fucking good.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck. Mm-hmm. Oh my god.

Oh, fuck, I'm so close. Fuck, I can't fucking taste it. Oh, fuck.

I love this for my nipples. I love this for my nipples. I didn't even think, you know, other than like nipple clamps, that I'd ever want any toys for my nipples.

But, fuck, this is worth it. For this alone, it feels so goddamn good. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, I'm gonna keep fucking going.

I'm gonna put my fucking clit up again and keep fucking going. Oh, fuck. Yes.

I'm like switching spots. I'm using my vibrators on my nipples now and sucking my clit up again. Oh, fuck, it's still so fucking sensitive too.

Holy fuck. Oh my god. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh my god.

Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, god. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.