So yeah, this is pretty self explanatory. I bought a new vibrator, and this is me using it for the first time! Its a little tricky to get the hang of, so I'm basically edging for a while lmao Enjoy!!
Hello, friends. Countrymen. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.
Why am I starting this like this? Okay, whatever. Weeball.
Um, hi! I, um, bought a new sex toy, uh, but I bought it in November. It was on pre-order, um, like literally the second I saw it I knew I had to have it.
It is a combination of two of my favorite types of toys. Um, it's a rabbit-style toy, um, but like the shaft part, it thrusts, um, and it has these like lovely little beads, uh, that kind of circle around. Um, this sounds way more complicated than it is.
It's like a thrusting shaft. Um, and then the clit part has one of those like air-pulsing toys, similar to like a Satisfyer. Um, it's like one of those like, it's not really a suction, it's more of like a, like a pulse of air that it sends out, um, which is my absolute favorite.
Um, and it finally got here today in March, um, after I pre-ordered it almost half a year ago. Um, yeah, so I'm gonna fucking play with it because I've been waiting literally forever to shove this thing inside of me, um, and get my fucking nut. Um, just a little preview, I guess.
Um, this is like what the, oh, there's a vibrator in it too. Oh, it vibrates too. Okay, so like the very tip part of the shaft vibrates, and then the like base part closer to like the opening, um, that doesn't go as deep in is the part that kind of thrusts and has like the little swirly beady bits inside.
Oh my god, that's gonna feel amazing. And then, oh gosh, can I turn it off? And can I turn it back on again? There we go.
And then this is the little, it's so quiet, I don't even know if you can hear it. Get it right up, right up on that mic. I think it's picking it up.
It looks like it's picking it up. Um, yeah, that's the little like air pulses, which it sounds so weak, but I tell you, it creates this little like vacuum seal, like it's a little circle, right? And it creates a little vacuum seal around your clit.
And it just kind of pulses the air inside. Oh my god. Okay, I'm gonna do this.
Let's get started. I'm just gonna get it in before I start the like thrusting bit. Because I want to feel how powerful it is on its own.
Sorry, I'm lubing it up first. I probably should have done this before I started recording. Oh, fuck.
Okay. It's gonna take a little bit of finagling to kind of figure out the positioning because the head part is adjustable. Oh, oh, I hit the wrong button, but I'm not mad about it.
Oh, that thrusting is. .. Oh, fuck, that's divine.
Oh my god. Oh god, there we go. Oh, it takes a little bit to get it in the right spot, but oh, once it's there.
Oh my god, that feels amazing. Oh, fuck. Oh my god.
Oh, fuck, this is gonna make me squirt. I can feel it. Oh, it's just hitting all the right fucking spots.
Let's try a different pattern, maybe. Oh, oh my god. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, it's so fucking deep. Oh, oh my god. Oh, oh my god.
I can't even think. Ah, oh my god. Oh, I'm just playing around with the settings.
This is literally, like, fresh out of the box. Oops, oh no, I turned it off. Learning curve, I guess.
Oh, just that clit, suckers. That's so fucking good. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god. Oh, oh, fuck. Oh, oh, oh my god.
Oh, fuck, when it hits the right spot, it's perfect, but it's hard to kind of keep there. Oh my god, I'm kind of just, like, closing my thighs around it. Oh my god, that, like.
.. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
It's so fucking deep inside me. Holy shit. Oh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, fuck.
Oh, oh my god, yes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck. Oh my god.
Oh my god, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh my god.
Oh, fuck, it's so fucking intense. Oh my god. Uh, oh, oh, oh my god.
Oh my god, yes. Oh, uh, oh, fuck. Uh, uh, uh, oh my god, yes.
Oh, fuck. Uh, oh my god. Oh, oh my god, yes.
Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Oh, holy fuck, I'm sorry I'm not talking.
Oh, fuck. Ah, oh my god. Oh, fuck.
Uh, uh, uh, oh, fuck. Oh my god. Oh, holy fuck.
Uh, oh, oh my god. Oh my god, yes. Oh, fuck.
Oh god, this just hits every fucking button. Oh my god. Uh, uh, oh, oh, oh my god, yes.
Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Uh, uh, uh, oh my god, yes, yes, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh my god.
Oh, fuck me. Oh my god. Holy fuck.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, fuck. Oh my god, yes. Oh, it's like thrusting.
Oh, like, slowly. Oh, fuck. It's just, oh my god.
Oh, fuck, those thro- those slow thrusts are gonna fucking make me cum. Oh my god. Uh, uh, oh, fuck, yeah.
Oh, fuck. Uh, ah, uh, uh, uh, uh. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, oh fuck, oh fuck. Ah, ah, I switched up the pattern and it's like, it's like pulsing vibration now. Oh fuck.
Ah, uh huh, ah, uh huh, uh huh. Oh fuck, oh fuck. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Uh huh.
Ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, uh huh, uh huh. Oh fuck, uh wow.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh fuck, uh oh. Ah, uh huh.
Uh huh. Uh, huh. Ah, oh fuck, uh huh, uh huh.
Ah, uh huh. Uhh. Eh.
Uh huh. Oh fuck. Uh huh.
Oh fuck, uh huh. Uh huh. Ah, ah, um, uhm.
Uh huh. Uh huh. Ah, hah, uh huh.
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Uhm, uh huh. Yes, ah, uh huh. Mm.
Mm. Hmm. Sampa sampa.
Uhm yeah. Okay. Uhm.
Ah. Ah. I do have reposition here.
Ah. Ah. Ahh.
Ahh. Ahh. Ahh.
Ah. Ahhh. Mmm.
Ahh. Ahh. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Oh. Fuck. Oh.
Fuck. Oh my God. Oh.
What? Uh. Huh.
Oh my God yes. Oh. Fuck yes.
Oh my God yes. Yes. Oh fuck I'm going to fucking squirt.
Holy fuck. Oh my God this sucks. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Holy fuck. Oh my God that was so fucking much.
Ah. Ah. Ah.
Oh my God. Yes. Oh fuck.
Oh my God. It just keeps sucking. It just keeps slipping out of position now because I squirted.
Ah fuck I want to cum so fucking bad. Ah. It's like accidental edging.
Oh my God yes. Oh holy fuck. Ah.
Ah. Ah. Oh fuck.
Oh my God yes. Yes yes yes. Ah.
Ah. Ah. Ah.
Ah. Ah. Ah.
Ah. Oh fuck. Oh fuck it keeps making me squirt.
Oh my God I'm making a fucking mess. Ah. Ah.
Ah. Ah. Ah.
Ah. Ah. Oh my God yes.
Yes right fucking there. Oh holy fuck yes. Ah.
Ah. Ah. Ah.