[F4A] Hooky Ramblefap

Transcript

Hello lovely listeners, if this content sounds a little different, well it's because it is. I have been toying around with the idea of recording a Ramble Vap for the last couple days. I love listening to them, they just feel very natural and very intimate, which terrifies the shit out of me because I get really dumb when I'm about to come and I forget words.

So apologies in advance. So yeah, a couple of days ago I kind of came to the decision that I was going to do this. It's very rare for me to have a lot of extra time at home when there's not other people here so usually when I do get a moment's peace I'm rushing to record some of my scripted content but I'll also be honest I took a couple little rippy dips to chill out a little bit.

Anyways, so in addition to the fact that it's a holiday weekend and I've got a little bit more free time at home without other folks here so I could play, I also left work early today playing hooky. So I was thinking about doing this a couple days ago, that's where I was, I'm finding the train that left my thought. I was thinking about doing this the other day and I kind of came to the decision that today was going to be a really good day because I'm an old woman now, not really I'm only like 30 something, but I have to plan these types of things so it's kind of been in the back of my mind that I was going to do this this afternoon and then I was sitting at work this morning and it was like the day before a holiday and nobody was even really there.

Some people had already left and I said, fuck this, I'm going to go home and I am going to play with myself. Sorry, I'm playing around with where the microphone's at, oops, well there we go, I'm sitting at my desk and I am not wearing anything. I was listening to some stuff at the office, other recordings of other people doing other naughty naughty things and god it just got me so wet, I'm fucking soaking wet and so turned on right now.

I'm just kind of playing with my pussy, I don't know if you can hear it. I'm fucking drenched. Part of why I wanted to do a ramble fap is I feel like I've kind of lost touch with myself as far as my sexuality and making myself come and bringing myself pleasure and I don't know, sometimes I just get in this routine of just like make myself come as fast as I can and I spend all this time making sure all these other people have all these fun experiences through my audios and fuck I think I deserve that too and it does make me incredibly wet to know that you're here along the ride with me.

I love an audience if you haven't figured that out yet. Just using my hands is something I never do anymore, like I have my little, my uh, my hardworking vibrator, it's one of those little suction vibes that I normally just keep in my nightstand and grab when I'm ready but fuck I haven't spent a long time, like I said I've fallen into this routine of just slam that vibrator on my clit and get to where I'm going and today I just, I want to take my time, I've just got my finger just going back and forth between my clit and my cut and fuck, just kind of spreading everything around. I um, part of the inspiration for this too is I recently um, decided to treat myself to a new little toy um, with some of the funds that I've received from some commissions I've made, so it's kind of a little treat and uh, it's really interesting, it kind of intrigues me.

It's, well it's like two parts, it's like two little toys that are like connected by this string in the middle, not string, like a, it's like a silicone band, it's flexible but it kind of holds them together, but one end is, oh here let me turn it on, all right it's lighting up, one end is this little flicky tongue rose thing, here let me, oh holy shit, I haven't actually turned this on yet, oh that's really strong, I was, holy shit, I was not expecting that. Um, I've always seen these on like Instagram and shit, because that's what my targeted ads are, I don't know about you pervs, um, but it's, it's one of those little like rose-shaped toys that has this little like flicky tongue, god damn that's got some force to it, oh, it's got all kinds of settings, sometimes toys are great when they have these settings, because you find one that you really like, but sometimes it's like, just make it vibrate and move on, holy shit that thing's whipping, sorry I'm like intrigued by this, okay, well that's that side, and then the other side, oh it thrusts, can you hear that? I'm sure you can, this is very loud, definitely not something I could use, uh, without someone hearing, but maybe that's half the fun, and that does all different settings too, oh, oh, and there's my dog barking, so I'm never really fully alone, but um, anyways, um, anyways, um, I'm gonna play around with this, I think I want to start with this little tongue, how do I turn this off again, oh, oh, I'll be honest, I was not expecting much from this, oh, but goddamn, um, if there's one thing to know about me, it's the fact that I absolutely fucking love getting my pussy licked, like, I would take that over like, any other form of sex, any other form of sex, any day of the week, any time, oh, fuck, oh shit, that feels really fucking good, I'm gonna turn the speed up a little, I don't want it on like, the highest setting, oh, oh, fuck, oops, well, since it's on, let's go ahead and get this in there too, oh, no, oh, fuck, I really should have practiced with this toy, we're just gonna go on this journey together, y'all, okay, now we're cooking with gas, oh, oh, fuck, I'm just kind of playing with the, the resting side, trying to get it right in a good spot, I think in theory I could kind of just, oh, put her in and let her rip, oh, this is a lot of doohickeys going on at once, but, oh, man, that feels wonderful, I have no idea if this audio is even gonna be usable, because these vibrators are so fucking loud, oh, fuck, I'm, I'm sitting in my, my big stupid gamer chair, and I've got one foot propped up on my desk, and I'm very fucking wet, I don't know if this thrusting bit is doing for me what I need it to do, but I'm not gonna let any of that go to waste, oh, fuck, I wish you could taste me, oh, if I could send you all a little taste of my pussy, I absolutely would, I'm fucking delicious, you know what, I've got my, got my bag of tricks here, hold on, I'm gonna move you out of the way, so I can get down here, ow, okay, well this is gonna be the fumbliest mumble fap I think that's ever blessed the internet, I, um, I have this dildo, and I bought it, and I never use it, and I use it more for recording, like, blowjob sounds than anything else, and, um, I think he needs a little love, just putting some lube on him, um, oh yeah, this lovely little cock has been stroked to completion more times than probably any other man can say they have been by me, so, it's about time he returns the favor, uh, I just wanna, um, okay, so, I keep forgetting this is an audio medium, I'm very distracted, let me move you closer, I, uh, I put my dildo on my seat, I sat right down, oh, and he slid right in, oh, fuck, it feels good, I'm just kinda, like, rolling my hips and grinding between myself and this lube, it's very slippery and wonderful down there, I think, um, I grabbed, uh, my old faithful, my good old Satisfire, if you don't know what that is, fucking get one, google it, it's fun for the whole fam, but, uh, it's this little pulsing gem, I don't know if you can hear that, it doesn't actually touch my clit, it just, like, pulses air onto my clit, it's like, oh, it's like being sucked, it's exactly what it is, it's like having your fucking clit sucked, and it's so good, let me see if I can, it has a vibrator setting too, and I hardly ever use that, let's see, oh, oh, fuck, oh, oh, yeah, um, the higher I put it, the more suction I get, instead of just, like, fluttering, oh, and that suction, oh, there's a reason it fucking gets me there every fucking time, uh, I honestly don't know how I've ever fucking got off before this thing, oh, fuck me, oh, oh, fuck, this is even more fun, being full of this big fucking dildo, oh, it's, that's a little bigger than average, uh, I can, like, barely put my fingers around it, so, definitely full, uh, uh, oh, fuck, I'm just, like, oh, I'm just, like, grinding on, on the dildo, and, oh, just letting this little satisfier there, satisfy, I'm gonna turn on the vibrations, it usually gets me there really fast once I do, where's the button, oh, fuck, holy shit, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna turn it up a little higher, oh, my god, oh, fuck, we're definitely getting there, folks, uh, holy shit, oh, oh, oh, I, like, can't even control my hips gyrating right now, it's, like, second nature, I'm having to, like, brace myself on the wall behind me, oh, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, yes, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, I'm so close, I've got my fucking tits out too, oh, fuck, oh, oh, oh, I'm just like pinching them, oh, I'm just like pinching them, oh, but in reality I just want them sucked on, fuck, honestly I think what's gonna get me there is just knowing that you're listening, just somebody out there listening to me, turning them on, you're touching yourself too, .