in this audio: your gf wakes you up bc you stopped cuddling her in your sleep (rude) and she can't fall asleep. y'all snuggle and talk about random cute shit until she gets sleepy and falls asleep in your arms. the end this audio has a good portion of rambly-ness + sleep aid; talking ends around the ~19 minute mark if you wanna skip ahead :3
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No. .. You're so cozy.
.. I don't know. ..
I don't know. .. I think it's the thunderstorm keeping me up.
No, no, it's fine. It's just. ..
No, I just find it hard to sleep when it's like that. I feel safe with you though. Kiss me.
Give me a kiss. Mm-hmm. Thank you.
Yes, you can go back to sleep. As long as you don't roll away from me again. Yes, you do.
You do it all the time. You go so far away from me. I can't even feel you.
I know. Go to sleep, babe. I can't fall asleep.
No, you don't have to stay up with me, baby. No, go to sleep. Go to sleep.
Okay. Thank you. What? It's just your chin.
You don't even have to do anything. You can just lay there with your eyes closed like you're doing now. Oh, they're opening.
Okay, sorry. It won't be annoying. You're so cozy.
This is the best. So comfy and warm. I love it.
I like kissing you. Yes, it's relaxing. Plus, I'm at prime kissing position right now.
Right here under your chin. Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
Yes, squeeze me like that. Can we go have sushi tomorrow? Yeah.
I've been craving it for so long. We should go to that place your friends went to last time. Uh-huh.
Yeah, they said it was good. So yummy. Why are you just grabbing your hand? No, I'm not gonna bother you, I promise.
I just like playing with your fingers. It relaxes me. You have such nice hands.
Such nice hands. Nice pretty fingers. And nice nails.
Such a soft palm. I really like your hands. Squish, squish, squish.
Here, let me see. Mm-hmm. What am I looking at? No, don't take it away.
I am reading your palm. No, I can't see it. Even though it's dark, I can see it.
I can feel it. I can feel all these lines and stuff. Those little calluses you have.
Mm, what does it say? Let's see. Shh, you're interrupting my conversation with the spirits.
Stop it. Mm-hmm. They're saying that your palm says that.
Mm, just a second. I'm connecting to my psychic abilities. Hey, don't laugh.
This is a very serious, very serious palm reading, and you're disrespecting, you're disrespecting, um. .. I don't know the freaking ancestors.
Okay, shh, stop. Oh, they're going away, wait, wait. I have to connect to my third eye.
It says. .. Your palm says that you have.
.. a very hot girlfriend. Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's what it says. You fucking idiot. No, I didn't read it wrong, smartass.
I am a thousand percent sure that's what it says, and it actually says that she's also very smart and very funny. Oh my gosh, she just, she basically has the whole package. How lucky you are.
Oh, I love your hands. Now you want to read my hands. Yes, read my palms.
Don't trace it like that, it tickles. Stop. Oh, it makes my palm tickle.
Yes, okay. Ah, alright, okay, okay. And what does it say? Long life, okay.
What else? Oh, really? Do you also maybe see, like, five or six cats in my future? Oh, just one? I wanted more.
Yeah, I guess one is more than enough for your tiny apartment. What else do you see in my future? Oh, really? Marriage? No way.
What about kids? Seven kids? Oh my god, I don't think we can afford that, honey.
No, I don't. No, well, I guess if that's what the spirits say, it must be true. I guess we'll just have to deal with seven kids.
And one cat. That's so relaxing. I like when you rub my hands and arms like that.
Sorry, I know you hate when I crack my knuckles. Yes, please. Please keep rubbing my back.
You're so warm. You smell so good. Ah, you're so comfy.
Mm-hmm. I love you. I love you more.
No, that's it. No, no, no, no, no. I love you the most.
I love you more than. .. That's something I love a lot.
I love you more than ramen. And you know how much ramen I eat. Yeah, it's probably not the healthiest, but.
.. You know what? We're here for a good time, not a long time.
Oh, well, I appreciate that. You want me to be here for a long time with you. That's very sweet.
Ah. It smells so good. I'm getting a little sleepy.
Please keep holding me. I love you. So cool.
I love you. I love you. I love you.
I love you. I love you. I love you.