This series is also known as 'This is what happens when you save a vampire'.
I told you, I didn't mean it. I didn't. Look, we're safe now, okay? That's all that matters.
I don't care how angry you are about this. I had no idea. No, I wouldn't have done it if I'd known.
Stop it. No, don't look at me that way. This isn't my fault.
I didn't know he was a vampire. Look, I have no idea what I'm doing. This isn't my world.
I'm. .. Well, of course not.
Of course not. Fuck you, okay? Look, I just saw two of my friends die, okay? I have no idea what's going on.
You keep saying to be careful and watch out who I trust, and I have no idea what to look for. Yes, I guess night classes are a red flag. Look, she's the best teacher when it comes to this kind of thing.
Right, it's a community college. Who knew that vampires would be in a community? Okay, look, yes, okay, fine, yes, that's a good point.
Great place for people to chew on, I guess, but you. .. Stop.
Stop being mad at me. I said stop. And no, and don't do that.
Don't look at me. Mm-mm. Don't look at me like you feel sorry for me.
I don't give a shit about your feelings in all of this. Okay, then I guess I'm moving, because if the city is full of vampires like you said, then I need to go someplace else. Preferably someplace where it's sunny all the time.
I don't know. Somewhere on the equator. Fuck.
Just cut me some slack, okay? Just back off. Okay, look, I'm gonna go take a shower, okay? You, I guess, make sure the door is locked and our hotel room is secure, and you can yell at me more after I have reset, okay?
Thanks. Yeah, I know you didn't volunteer for this babysitting job, but, well, you're the one that says that you owe me. I don't regret saving your life.
If I hadn't, would I be in this much trouble? I figured. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, and your enemies don't like the fact that I saved your life.
Okay, look, like I said, let me go take a shower, and then you can yell at me. Let me go take a shower. Thank you.
I'll be back. Okay. Yeah, I feel better.
Thanks. You don't look so good. What's wrong with you? Oh, no.
Are you gonna kill me too? Oh, I appreciate that you thought that was funny. Well, can't you just go out and bite somebody? No.
No. No, I don't want you to leave. Well, because even though I fucking saved the life of the crankiest asshole I have ever met, you are the only thing standing between me and them.
I told you you don't owe me anything, but, I mean, I kind of want to live, and if you can get me close to home, well, home is a small town in the Midwest. Yes, stalker, fucking, yes. Where did you? Yes, that's where I'm from.
Okay, yeah, we can, we can make this work. That's all right. Just look.
So, what happens if you go for a while and you don't, you know? Okay. I'm not, I'm not saying that you look like shit with every second, but it's coming close.
And let me guess, you getting hungry makes you weaker. Oh, okay. That's a little bit like a wild animal, desperate for, you know, freedom or food at the end, right? Don't glare at me.
I have no other comparison, right? Okay, well, how about me? Don't look at me that way.
We don't have a lot of options. You can't leave this room, and I need you to, you know, be strong, whatever. I'm not being disrespectful.
I'm not. I'm being sarcastic and bitchy. And if you had the day that I did, watching your friends die and running for your life across a mall and a street and all this shit in the dark, you'd be crabby too.
I'm glad that I make you laugh. Yes, yes. Okay, are we going to do this or not? Are you going to get blood everywhere? Do I need to, like, you know, find a towel? What? That was a weird response.
Why did you laugh? I don't feel like you're being honest with me. No, I don't.
I trust you about as far as I can throw you, which, you know, we've established isn't far at all. All right, I'm sitting. Oh, get the towel first.
Okay, well, here. I have the one on my head. Just give me a second.
All right. Okay, so what's the towel? I'm supposed to sit on it? Why am I supposed to sit on it, Fangs? Oh.
Oh. Well, I mean, I don't think I'm a big fan of pain. Oh, it's not painful.
But you're gonna be biting me and drinking my blood. Right, I understand you don't need a lot of it, but. ..
Oh. Oh, okay. Well, I guess we can work with that.
But I don't like you. Don't look so offended. You have been the source of much misery this last week, since I saved you from that stupid train and those stupid guys trying to push you in front of it.
Well, no, we don't have a choice. You're right. You're right.
Oh, you're right. All right. So where do we do this? Couch? Okay, couch is fine.
Let's. .. Okay.
Oh, what? Why do I have to sit in your lap? Oh, all right.
That's fine. Just, you know, I. ..
I. .. You're so close.
Why are you so close? Oh, okay. You're gonna.
.. Right where you're pressing your lips, that's where you're gonna bite. Okay, you promise this isn't gonna hurt? You promise? Okay.
Okay. Just do it. Oh, yeah, that doesn't.
.. That doesn't hurt at all. You promise not to drink too much? Against my neck is.
.. Okay, that'll have to work. Okay.
Your hand is on my shorts. You. ..
Oh, you're squeezing my hip. This isn't. ..
This isn't part of the. .. No, I'm okay.
I'm okay. Yeah. Why are you looking at me like that? I taste good.
Well, I hope. .. I hope you mean that.
No, I'm just. .. I'm collecting myself.
You were. .. You were right about the towel.
Yes, you definitely saved your jeans by making me sit on it on your lap. Oh, you're gonna check yourself. Yeah, I'm wet.
He told me that it was. .. Oh, you're touching my clit.
Oh, you're. .. Oh, you're tracing circles around it.
Oh, fuck. No, it's just adrenaline and you biting me. Oh, now your finger's inside me.
Oh, please. I. ..
I don't like you. Oh, it's two fingers. It's two.
Oh, that feels good. Oh, I'm gonna come. Oh, uh I don't understand.
You don't. .. You don't even like me.
Yeah.