[F4A] Begging Your Girlfriend for Attention

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You're late, you know. Sure, sure. Give me all your excuses.

Why does it matter when I arrived? Okay, fine, I'll tell you. I got here a couple minutes ago.

But guess what? You were the one that was late. Okay, well, stop being weird and sit down.

Don't, oh my goodness. Patience, be with me. Why are you sitting so close to me? There are more seats at this table, you know.

I didn't tell you to move. I just asked you a question and you didn't give me an answer. Just, just sit down.

Just sit, just sit right beside me. It's fine. What? You're going to order something? Don't bother.

Why? Because I said so. Wait here, they just called the order number.

Here. Why are you looking at me like that? Okay, take the drink or I'll keep it for myself.

Whatever, it's not a big deal. Calm down. I knew you'd be late, like always, so I just ordered for you to speed up the process.

It's not like I want to be here anyway. Oh, please, don't get so excited. I can see your non-existent tail wagging.

No, I didn't remember it because I like you or anything. You're still annoying and the most hideous person to look at. You just order the same thing every single time without fail, so it's not that hard to recall.

You know, not everyone has a memory of a goldfish. You might can relate to that, but I don't. Anyway, you wanted to study, so get to work.

I didn't come out here for nothing. Be quiet. Are you trying to get us kicked out of this coffee shop? No? Well, it certainly seems like it.

What do you even want? I'm just trying to study here. A kiss? Absolutely not.

Just sit there and look cute. Oh, I didn't actually mean that. It's a saying, you know.

Okay, don't forget that you are a hideous goblin troll monster that lives under the bridge with all of the. .. Leave me alone.

Okay, leave me alone. Leave me alone and work on your own stuff. Oh, goodness.

Hmm, that's not right. Okay. Oh.

You're staring. Obviously, I know I can feel your eyes pouring holes into my skull. What do you want this time? Oh, really? I've denied your request for a kiss the past, I don't know, what, 7,392 times you've asked.

So, please tell me, sweetheart, what makes you think this time will be any different? Oh. Oh, is that right? You heard from the birds over to work? Well, guess what? The birds lied.

Now, leave me alone and finish your work or you'll never get a kiss from me ever again in your life. And I mean ever. Stop looking at me.

Stop. Why are you staring at me like that? You look so.

.. Nothing. Nothing.

Oh, my goodness. You are so annoying. Did you know that? Did you? Did you know? Fine.

Fine. Come here. There.

I gave you attention. Now, be quiet. Oh, don't complain.

A kiss on the cheek is all you're getting for pestering me. Gosh. I can't believe you're the person I like.

Okay. Oh, no. That's the wrong equation.

Okay. It's this one. This one.

Okay. You know what? If you keep jabbering on and on and on, I'll go home and leave you here all alone.

And how could you possibly survive without me? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's right.

Now, shush. What? Another one? You're the neediest person that I've ever met.

Okay. Fine. If I give you another one, will you stop talking my ears off? Yeah? You promise? Okay.

Fine, then. You're so freaking needy, you know? You know, I don't know why you would still insist on a different kiss.

This is all your fault. Nope. Nope.

Don't try to convince me. Kisses on the cheek only for you. Maybe if you stop interrupting me, you could get more.

But I don't think you're capable of that, are you? I didn't think so. What? No, leave me alone.

I don't want to talk to you. Don't look at me like that. I thought you wanted to study, okay? You didn't say you wanted to pester me.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have come. You want to play a game? No.

I don't want to play a game. Silly. Fine, okay? I'll play your silly little game.

You have a joke to tell me. Go ahead. Go ahead.

What? Okay. Okay.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too tired? That's not even a funny joke.

You're being ridiculous. No, I'm not smiling. I'm just practicing my facial dexterity.

Hey, stop laughing and do your work, okay? Oh my gosh. What's that? You need help? With what? With what? Okay, let me see.

Okay, I see what you did wrong. See here? You did it opposite.

When it's like this, you should flip it. Yeah. No, it's fine.

I used to get kind of stuck on that too back in the day. Yeah, but not anymore because I'm just great at what I do. You on the other hand, not so much.

I'm kidding. You're not so terrible. I mean, some of the time you are, but not all the time.

Quit smiling, okay? You're not that special. Okay, just because we're in a relationship doesn't mean you get any special privileges.

No brownie points, no gold stars, anything. So just stop annoying me and you won't have a problem. Yes, I know you just cannot live without my love and affection, but you'll have to survive.

Yeah. Hmm? You want me to check it? Sure, yeah, let me see.

Yeah, that's right. Good job. I'm proud of you or something, I don't know.

Yeah, sure.