Ex's Big Sister Helps You Feel Less Sad

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Thanks, he's in here. Hey, I- oh god, I'm so sorry. Um, do you need me to come back? Um, okay.

Here, cover that. Um, hi. This is awkward.

Yeah, your roommates let me in. Um, why is your door not closed? Okay, yeah, they're gaming in the living room, but they could come down here at any moment.

Oh. Okay, do you regularly play with yourself? With the door open? I see.

End of the hallway, sure. Okay, anyway, not my circus, not my monkeys, but, um, I just want to get my sister's stuff and get out of here, if that's okay. Yeah.

Yeah. She asked me to come pick up that box. I guess there's stuff in it she wants.

I don't know. I was just in the neighborhood, as they say, and I said I would stop by, so. Do you have it? Oh, this one? Mm-hmm.

Don't be embarrassed. Dude, everybody masturbates. Everybody.

Plus, now that you and my sister aren't together, you're probably not getting any, right? Ugh, we're both adults. Don't look at me like that.

Yeah. What? What do you mean, you guess? Are you seeing someone? Okay.

If that's not what you mean, then what do you mean? You're being all cryptic. Not that I care, but now I'm curious.

Especially because I know what's going on under that blanket. I see. No, no, that's not too much information.

I just, I'm a little shocked to hear that she wasn't all that forthcoming physically. Yeah. Was that always the case, or just toward the end? Sorry.

I know, this is so weird. Well, I happen to share a wall with her when we're at my parents' house, and I also happen to know she has a new boyfriend. You put two and two together.

So this is kind of shocking for me. Did you not know she's seeing someone? Y'all broke up, like, I don't know, two months ago? All right, now I feel bad.

Yeah, I do, because apparently you didn't know she was seeing someone, and apparently she wasn't putting out before you broke up, so you were just getting a raw deal all the way around. Hence the phone and the situation that you find yourself in watching said phone. Relax.

Dude, it's fine. Mm-hmm. Okay.

Look, I'm gonna just sit beside you, is that okay? All right. I feel bad for you.

Stop. Stop. Just listen.

I do. Because you're a nice guy, and you're probably the nicest guy she's brought home. Yeah.

And she's kind of a bitch, so it doesn't really surprise me that she wasn't putting out, but I do feel bad for you. So just know that not all women are like her. She's not all selfish.

She's just a little different, that's all. Okay? Trust me, I've been around enough to know.

And not in that that sounded really bad, but you know what I mean. You okay? Yeah, that's my hand on your leg.

I'm comforting you. You like it? Okay.

This just took a turn, didn't it? Well. ..

Stop. Don't. Just don't for a minute, okay? Yeah.

My hand is still on your leg, and you need to shh and stop acting like I'm murdering a puppy or something. If you want me to leave, I can. Okay, good.

You know, this is kind of hot. Yeah. You are sitting here with certain parts of you out under the blanket and reacting to the fact that my hand is only inches from said parts.

Mm-hmm. And you feel yucky because my sister is a tragic human being, which, newsflash, but apparently you weren't in on that information, so. ..

Yeah. My hand is sliding up your thigh. Mm-hmm.

Well, I'd like to try to help you feel better, since I'm kind of the one that made you feel like shit in the first place. And I know the situation you're in. Give me this.

What were you watching? Ah. Blowjobs.

And quite the blowjob, by the looks of things. Is that interesting to you? Well, you're in luck, because I just so happen to be good at that.

You're allowed to be excited about that, because I wouldn't tell you if I wasn't offering. Yeah. Hold still.

Mm. Yes. I did just kiss your cheek.

Now, do you want me to suck your cock and help you with this? Or do you want me to take that box of crap and leave? What would you like me to do? And you can be honest.

If you want me to go, I'll go. Mm-hmm. I thought that might be the answer.

I'm moving the blanket. I can't suck you through it. I don't think you'd enjoy that very much.

Oh. Somebody's very interested in this idea. Well, all right, then.

And since you don't seem to care about the door being open, we're just gonna leave it open. And you're gonna have to control your noises, like you do when you're masturbating, because apparently that's a thing. Mm-hmm.

And who knows? If your roommates walk in, they'll just be jealous. Won't they? Mm-hmm.

Mm. Mm? Did you just ask me if you're keeping me from anything? What, are you 100? No.

I don't have anywhere else to be. I was on my way home. So just, shh.

Enjoy. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. You taste good.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, you do. Mm.

You taste really good. Mm-hmm. You look like you're in shock right now.

Seeing your ex's big sister sucking your cock. Mm-hmm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

See, I'm a firm believer that when you're in a relationship with somebody, you should be draining their balls daily. Mm-hmm. Whether that's sucking, whether it's fucking, whether it's jerking them off, I don't care.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

And by the tension I'm feeling down here, I don't think that was happening. Even if you hadn't told me, I would have known. Mm-hmm.

Mm. Your cock tells a really nice story about that. It also tells me, oh, that it's really happy I'm here.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Did your eyes just roll back in your head? Mm-hmm.

Better than your hand? Yeah? Mm.

Mm. Wow, I just so happen to love sucking cock. Mm.

I do. Mm. Did you just call me a unicorn? Jesus.

Mm. A lot more women like doing this than they let on, trust me. Mm.

You just haven't found one who likes doing it yet. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm? Me? Um, no? I don't need anything? Oh, it'll be hotter if you can touch me.

You think so? Well, I think it's pretty fucking hot already. Oh.

Mm. You're a giver, are you? That's very sweet.

Mm-hmm. It is. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Is that your hand on my leg? Mm-hmm.

Where do you think you're going with that? Oh. It does turn me on to suck cock.

Mm-hmm. It does. Mm.

Would you like to see? I'm not fucking you, just so you know. Okay, good.

We're on the same page. Not just because you're my little sister's ex and that. No.

But because I like to swallow. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm a total cum slut. Mm-hmm. You just got harder when I said that.

Mm. I like nothing better than a hot, creamy load on my tongue. I think you're gonna give me one, and I think it's gonna be huge.

Mm. Mm. Ah! What are you doing? Ugh.

Here, let me just. .. Ah, there.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. In the leg of my shorts. Ah, yes.

Mm-hmm. My pussy is wet. Of course it is.

I have a cock in my mouth. Mm. I wouldn't be much of a slut for blowjobs if it didn't get me going, now would I? Mm.

Oh! Oh! That's your finger inside me.

Oh. Oh, you wanted me to moan around your cock. You should've just said so.

Mm. Mm. Hadn't counted on that.

Mm. Mm. Oh, I'm gonna fuckin' devour you now.

You're not even thrusting, you're just wiggling your finger inside. Mm. Put your other hand on the back of my head.

Mm-hmm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Ah! Mm.

Oh, God. Mm. That's the spot.

Mm. Mm. Do you feel how wet I am? Mm.

It's so heavy on my tongue. Mm. Mm.

Oh, God. I was supposed to make you come, not the other way around. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Yes. Oh, God, I'm gonna come.

That is the spot. Keep rubbing it. Push harder on it.

I want you to shoot in my mouth. Mm. Yes, good, good.

Mm. All that. How come you were gonna shoot all over your phone and your hand and your bed? I want you to pour it down my throat while you make my pussy come.

Mm. Hold my head and come in my mouth. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Okay, get your finger out of me. Oh, yeah, stop on the clit on the way by. Mm.

So much for being quiet. Mm. Mm.

Well, that was an unexpected turn of events. God, I haven't come like that in a while. Whew.

Good job. Mm. You taste good.

Mm-hmm. Mm. Mm.

Well. I'm just gonna cover you back up here. Wipe my face.

There we go. Okay. Well, I'm gonna get my sister's box of crap and go.

Do you feel better? Yeah? Okay, good.

And you know what? Don't even give her a second thought. She's not worth it.

No. She's not. You're a good guy.

You always have been. You treated her well. You're not an idiot, and you're not a jackass.

So, and apparently you know how to make a girl cum. All high marks. And you taste good.

You have a nice cock. I mean, there's a list building here in case you hadn't noticed. So just keep your chin up, okay? Yeah.

All right. I'm gonna grab this box and, uh, try not to make eye contact with your roommates on my way out. Yeah.

I'll catch you around.