Your tomboy is feeling brave. She wants to kiss. And not just kiss, but kiss... a lot.
I, um, I just felt like I was doing it wrong, so I thought I better just, you know, check. So, um, was I doing it wrong? It's okay if I was.
You can just, um, tell me, and I'll try. I mean, are you sure? I guess, um, it kind of makes sense that I would be doing it wrong.
I mean, it's not exactly like I have a lot of practice at this stuff, so if I am doing it wrong, you, um, you just go ahead and tell me, you know? It's, uh, it's probably for the best. It's just, um, it really feels like I'm doing something wrong, so.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I just, yes, I do. I'm making a mess of everything, and I just wish I could just tell myself, stop freaking out, and it's like I want to.
I want to stop freaking out. I will. I promise I'm gonna try.
I just, I feel really like, what the hell am I doing, you know? Like, what do I do? And you being all, like, calm and cool, and doing that tongue thing, and it's like, what? Why is there no manual? Oh, that's not romantic.
I'm sorry. Because I suck at all of this, and you've had to, like, coach me through everything, and now you have to coach me through this, and it's like, for God's sake, just stop with the babbling. Please.
I mean, God, you must feel like that, right? Like, will you just stop talking? See? I just freak out and forget to breathe, and I feel like I'm gonna suffocate, but in a nice way, I am.
I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know what I'm doing.
Why don't I know what I'm doing? It's not like it's rocket science. What? And I'm making this into such a meal.
This is supposed to be fun and exciting, and I'm making it so awkward and painful, and I'm sorry. Why do you want to kiss me in the first place? Why are you doing this? Yay.
I got a few kisses coming. I know. I know it's not supposed to be a competition.
I just. .. I feel so stupid.
Shut up. Shh. No.
No, no. Shh. Lies.
I don't want to hear it. It might be a few things, but I'm not. ..
a good kisser. And that's fine. I.
.. I mean, it's not great, but. ..
it's not the worst thing in the world, I suppose. Oh, boy, you'd say anything. You're such a liar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna lay down in shame now. No.
No. It's fine. I don't mean anything bad, I just.
.. Because you like me for some reason, and you're trying to make me feel better, and I just. ..
I don't need your kiss pity. You heard me. Yeah.
I don't need your kiss pity. I stand by what I said. I mean, who wants to be a good kisser anyway? It's not like it's a real thing.
Nobody cares. So why should I? Fine.
Fine. I hate it. I hate it, okay? I hate that I can't do it.
I suck, and I hate it because. .. Why do I have to suck at that, okay? Why? I can suck at everything else.
Math, basic life skills, I don't care, but this? Why? It's not fair.
And you're laughing, and you're finding this hilarious, and that's just friggin'. .. No! I can't do that every time I have a problem.
No. I'm not ready for solutions. Come back another day.
No, please, leave me alone with my bad kissing. I'm. ..
I guess I feel like I'm gonna be sick, and you're not happy, and. .. I can't do it.
I. .. I.
.. I don't. ..
I don't know why. I just. ..
I can't. .. I can't let myself be in this moment and just enjoy it, and I'm just like.
.. I can't. ..
take the pressure. I make everything suck. And here I go again, making it about me.
And it shouldn't be, it should be about us, and I just. .. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I suck. I don't wanna suck. I wanna be really good, and happy, and flirty, and.
.. And I'm just like, I'm tense, and. ..
And you're laughing. Why are you laughing? Don't you dare.
Why? What? What? What? What? Why are you smiling? Like something really good, just.
.. Of course I'm nervous, because I like you. Tom.
.. I don't see him, but. ..
Oh, shut up. It's horrible. What are you talking about? Go away from me when you're talking stupid stuff.
Oh, no. No. No.
I hate it. Stop. Please.
Please. Please. No.
Why do you do this? Oh, my God. I'm never gonna wanna kiss you again.
Stop. Oh, my God. You're gonna be left with Jerry.
I swear. Mm-hmm. Mm.
You can tell Jerry how adorable he is. Go away. Stop.
Stop it. Stop it. Mm-hmm.
You're getting me annoyed. So, you know, you. ..
You have that. Mm-hmm. Actually, that felt kind of good.
Mm-hmm. Mm. Mm-mm.
Mm. No, no. No.
No more talking. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Sorry. I was, uh, just surprised. Didn't think you'd, um, be touching there.
Um. .. Fuck.
I like it. I do. I just, um.
.. I'm not really ready to, um. ..
go any further, if that's okay. No. I know you weren't pressuring me.
I just, um. .. I didn't wanna, like, um.
.. not be clear and stuff, so. ..
I think I need to practice this stuff before, uh. .. you know.
Yeah. I know pissing me off was the best way to. ..
cure my anxiety. Shh. Ah.
Shut up.