Exchanging X-Mas Gifts w/ Your Sick GF

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No, baby, you shouldn't be here. I'm sick. I know we said we were going to celebrate Christmas today, but I really don't want to give you the gift of a snotty nose.

Fine, fine. Come in at your own risk, but if you get sick, I don't want to hear it. Hi.

Ah, ah, ah. No kisses. That's where I will put my foot down.

Look at you. You brought soup, sweets, a movie, and a Christmas present. Thank you.

I'm not feeling the worst I've ever felt, but I'm just so tired, achy, and blah. And I got mucus. So much mucus.

Ugh. Sorry, you probably don't want to hear about mucus when you're here for Christmas. Because it's gross.

Oh, so it's not gross because it's me. I love you too, babe. Ah, ah, ah.

I said no kisses. No, I'm just cold now. Yeah, let's get me back under a blanket, huh? Ah, there we go.

Ugh. No, no fever. I'll just be really hot and then really cold.

I said it's not the worst I've ever felt, but it's a bit of an ass kicker. No, baby, don't. I really don't want you to get sick.

Okay, fine. Come sit with me. Actually, if you want, I have your present wrapped up.

It's in my closet. Will you go get it? Thanks.

Crazy son of a bitch. Yeah, it is a little big, isn't it? Well, I love you, and you deserve it.

You've had a bit of a rough year, and you deserve a little spoiling, my love. Go on, open it. Oh, gosh, that was a higher pitch than I thought your voice could reach.

Yes, I managed to get a PS5. Now you can play all those games that you want. Oh, no, no, no, no, no kisses, no kisses.

The hugging's bad enough. I'm keeping my mouth blocked from you. I don't trust you.

Okay, okay. I know, baby. Like I said, you've had a rough year, and I know you really wanted this.

I was gonna make it happen for you. No matter what. If I had to choke a bitch, I was gonna choke a bitch.

No, I didn't come to that. I just. ..

right place, right time, thankfully. No, you're the best, and that's why I want you to have the best. You've been the most amazing person I've ever met, the most amazing partner, and.

.. I love you, and I want to give you everything. Except my flu.

You do not want to get that. Oh, yeah. It's really small.

Baby, it's not the size that matters. It's what you do with it. It's a box.

It's a jewelry box. It's. ..

a diamond ring. Will I. ..

what? No, I'm fine. I just.

.. Oh, you're down on one knee? Yes.

Yes. Yes, I'll marry you. I love you.

Put it on me, put it on me. Yes, kiss me. Come on, come here, come here.

What? Oh, what happened to me not getting you sick? Well, if we're going to be married, we're going to be sharing all the germs, so we might as well start now, right?

I love you so much. This ring is so gorgeous. It fits perfectly.

It's not too big, not too small. Just my style. You know me very well.

I'm so happy you asked me. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. Every Christmas, every holiday, every important moment.

God, I love you so much. I just. ..

I wasn't expecting you to propose today. Oh my God. I have to kiss you more.

Can we just keep kissing, please? Yes. So, you want to make some of that soup, and I'll put on this movie for us? Fiancé.

Okay. Hey. I'm so happy you asked.