Ever Done it in Zero G?

Transcript

Roger, Captain. You're clear of the station. Have a safe flight home, and we'll see you there in six months.

Over and out. Alright, Lieutenant. It's just you and me until the replacement crew gets here in sixteen hours or so.

You wanna catch some Zs while we have a break? Yeah, I'm not really tired either. A full systems check is running and there's not much to do.

I guess we can just have a coffee and chat? We've never really chatted about real life, yeah? Awesome.

I'll get some coffee started. How did you get involved in the space programme? Hmm.

I see. Well, I sort of just fell into it, I guess. After I got my doctorate in microbiology, I wondered how weightlessness could affect the development of a particular virus I was researching.

So I talked to a contact I had at NASA, and she convinced me that I should run the experiment myself by becoming an astronaut. She pulled some strings and got me in the door. And five years later, here I am, hurtling through space, four hundred and twenty kilometres above Earth.

What do I miss most about Earth? Cheeseburgers. Fries.

Milkshakes. I had to kill for a real greasy fast food meal right now. How about you? What do you miss? Yeah, sex is pretty nice too.

Once I get that cheeseburger in me, I'll have to find someone to take care of that. Can I ask you something a little personal? Have you ever played with yourself up here? Ear blushing? I take that as a yes.

There's no need to be shy about it. I've also, um, taken care of myself a few times. Right? You have to.

I'm sure our comrades there just loved it too. You have to, or you'll go crazy. Yeah, I think mission control knows what's going on.

I don't know about your pre-mission briefing, but on mine they sort of skirted around the issue. They'd say, you're going to want to, but you shouldn't, for this reason or that. But they said it in a way that I think it was just trying to minimise it.

Like, to make us feel guilty about it so we don't do it too much. Yeah, the lack of privacy makes it difficult for sure. Not just the other astronauts, but all the damn cameras constantly watching.

That tiny closet of a toilet is the only privacy you can find. Wait. As a pilot, you're trained in maintenance of the station, right? Does that include the comm systems? Like, the cameras? No, I know, I know.

I know you can't just turn them off, but. .. Hang on.

I have an idea. Mission control, this is primary. We're showing a system error on the visual comms.

You're not seeing it. Strange. We're going to see if we can clear it.

Negative. Mission control, that didn't work. The lieutenant wants to take a look at it.

We're going to take the visuals offline and run a system diagnostic. Maybe reboot the system. Roger.

We'll confirm audio link once the visual is offline. Okay, visual is offline. Confirm, voice comm still active.

We'll let you know what we find. Ping us if you need us. Well, the prying eyes of the agency are off of us.

My plan? Isn't it obvious? My plan is to fuck you.

Yeah, really. I'm going to take this suit off. If you do the same, then I'll make it worth your while.

I mean, you don't have to. I won't even be offended if you don't. But.

.. The offer is there if you're interested. Why are you acting so surprised? Just because I'm an academic doesn't mean I don't like getting my brains fucked out.

It just takes a lot more fucking because I have a lot more brains. Oh, thank you. I kind of need this.

Can I kiss you? Oh, thank you. I kind of need this.

Can I kiss you? Oh my god. I don't know if it's just because it's been so long or if you're that good of a kisser, but I've never had a kiss that good.

Can I have another? I'm getting worked up. You want to do this? Great.

Let's get out of these suits. Oh, look at that. You apparently like the kissing, too.

Or like seeing me naked. Or both. Whatever.

Grab onto the top tether. I want to launch myself mount fast out that cock. Let's see how my aim is.

Well, I got clues anyway. Hey, I'm going to have to grab your ass pretty tight to do this without floating away. Let me know if I'm hurting you.

I'm looking forward to getting some real flesh meat in my mouth. Wow. This is harder than I thought it was going to be.

No, not your cock. Although that's quite hard, too. I won't give in to zero-g.

Can you move that way a little closer to the wall? Maybe I can hook my feet into those handles and get a little more leverage. Oh yeah, that's a lot better.

Go there. You do have a really nice cock. Fuck.

You taste so good. You know what would help? If you grabbed the back of my hand and pulled me in.

That would help me take it deeper. Oh no. You won't go too deep.

I promise I can take this whole thing. Oh god. I missed that more than I thought I would.

This spit is a problem, though. I need to go grab a towel before it goes everywhere. Don't go anywhere.

I'll be right back. Oh naughty boy. I told you to stay put, but instead you launched yourself face first into my pussy from behind.

Oh yes, your aim is better than mine. You hit the target on the try. Oh god.

Oh fuck, it feels so good. No, you're not hurting me. Grab my hips harder if you want.

Bury your face in there. That's it. Take that tongue into my pussy.

Oh shit, they're peeing us. I have to get that. You're coming along for the ride, huh? Dude, you're going to have to stop doing that or I'm not going to be able to talk.

Seriously, don't leave my pussy like that while no one comes with mission control. Okay, okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Mission control, this is primary responding.

Roger, we're still working on the visual system. The lieutenant thinks he's working on the backside of one of the cameras. He's making a really great progress with it.

Negative mission control. We're both doing great. Just working on some things that are taking a little bit of work.

The cable, it's stuck and we're trying to get it going. Roger, we'll keep in contact. Over and out.

You bastard. They're totally going to be onto us now. They weren't already suspicious.

Yeah, well, when I said you couldn't lick my pussy, I didn't think you'd take it as you should lick my asshole instead. I really want to feel the inside of me. How are we going to do this? Well, I was thinking that you could put your back against that wall and grab these handles.

I need some leverage for my legs. Yeah, that should work. Use that velcro strap and strap my ankle to that wall.

Oh yeah, that's going to work great. Same thing on the other side. Perfect.

This is going to be a hell of a workout. Now, my hands are occupied, so you'll have to guide your cock in me. Yes, you are the guidance expert on this station.

Now, are you ready for docking? Roger, Lieutenant. Beginning docking procedure.

Docking complete. It's just getting started. Whatever.

I'm going to fuck you now. Oh, yes, Lieutenant. Oh, yes.

Oh, God, you feel good. Oh, God, I miss this. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. You feel good.

You feel so good. So tight in my wet pussy. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes. How does it feel when I twist my hips like this? Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. Oh, God, you feel perfect inside me. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.

Okay. Okay. My hamstrings are fried.

I can't do that anymore. You're going to have to take control. How do you want me? Facing the wall.

Oh, and you'll hook into these footholds. Oh, I get it. So you like a vertical prone bone.

Oh, no, I love it. Let me stick my ass out a little so you can get it inside. There we go.

Let go of the handholds. Oh, fuck. You're just basically fucking me into the wall.

Yes, yes, I love it. Real meditate. Yes, yes, yes.

Keep doing that. Yes, yes, yes. Faster.