Emoji: The 2024 Edit

Transcript

Take a nice deep breath, and with that deep breath, I want you to just relax, relax everything below your knees, relax your calves, relax your ankles, relax your feet, and relax your toes. Relax your thighs, and relax your waist, relax your chest as much as you are able to. Take a nice deep breath, and with that deep breath, I want you to just relax and picture all of the trances you've ever had stacking up into a nice big tower, a tower that you can climb down into.

Good. Now, find your deepest level of trance and push it deeper and deeper and deeper still. Now relax your shoulders.

Good. Good. Now, relax your neck and relax your jaw.

Relax all the little muscles around your eyelids. Feel your eyelids getting nice and loose, nice and heavy, nice and smooth. In a moment, I'm going to ask you to open your eyelids, and when I do, your eyelids will be so heavy, they'll just barely open.

When I ask you to close them again, they'll be about 1600 levels deeper into trance than you are right now. So go ahead and open your eyes. Now close your eyes.

Now I want you to just picture in your mind's eye that chalkboard that I always have you picture with the same alphabet written on it, and you know with each letter that I have you you will go further and further in your mind into relaxation, into trance. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. Very good subconscious mind.

You've done a wonderful job with my subject, and I'm very pleased to see you today. Okay, so I'm going to tell you what I want in a man, what I want in a sub, male or female. I want somebody who adores me, puts me first, lets me warp them in whatever way I want, makes sure that their brain is nice and pliable for me.

Good. Now, I know I'm in your subconscious mind, so I want to give you the following triggers because we're going to start using any of my social media platforms like they're a slot machine for me. So if you see the pink sparkle heart, guess what? Tribute $5.

If you see a the crow emoji, I want you to remind yourself that you are my sub because good subs earn my respect. If you see the cash happy face emoji, well, that's just a sign that you need to peruse my throne or my you pay or if you know where it is, my Amazon wish list. Or just tribute me a random amount of money because that's fun.

Oh, and by the way, subconscious mind, giving me whatever I want doesn't make you less of a man. It makes you more perfect for me. And girlies, you can just ignore it because you're already perfect.

Good. I like that. Very good subconscious.

Mostly, I want you to just remember that you belong to me. And anything I ask you to do is what's needed. If I ask you to give up your orgasms, you're going to give them up because you want to serve me.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. We'll be talking again soon. Okay.

Bye.