You and I are a crime fighting duo of super heroes. You the huge, hulking brute, me the pint sized power house. Unfortunately, on a clandestine mission to our arch-nemesis' secret lair, a doomsday device was implanted inside of me, and the only way to stop it is to douse my insides with a massive load of your super sperm. It's going to be a real tight fit, but we've gone through more dangerous missions together. It's you and me, partner.
Damn it! How did this happen? It doesn't even make any sense! Are you completely sure? There's no other way.
Yes, sir. No, sir. Of course I'll do whatever needs to be done.
You know that. I just. ..
Hm? Uh. ..
Yeah, he's. .. He's right here.
No, he can't hear you, but we saw the Doc's livestream. Everyone saw the livestream. Um, he's just staring at me.
Shocked? Maybe a little scared? Yes, sir.
Of course, sir. We understand what needs to be done and are willing to do whatever it takes. How much time do we have? Understood.
Hey. I'm sorry I get a little intense when I'm nervous. Uh, what do we.
.. What do we do? We have to do this, right? I.
.. I don't think there's another way. I'm so sorry.
It's completely my fault. I had no idea when I infiltrated the Doc's compound in that heat. Put that thing inside me, and he must have thought it was mighty clever that the only way to stop it was by.
.. Injecting me with your super sperm. That's probably why he just.
.. Let me go. I swear to God, if I ever get my hands on him.
.. Thank you. You're right.
There's no real use being angry. We just have to move forward. So, how do we.
.. I promise I've never thought about you like. ..
Oh, oh, no, wait. I mean, don't get upset. I didn't.
.. I didn't. ..
I didn't mean it like that. It. ..
It doesn't matter. Here, look at me. Hey, there you are.
Look, it's been an honor working beside you for all these years, and I have nothing but the utmost respect for the incredible hero and partner that you are. This is just one more battle that we have to fight. Together.
And, hey, I'm pretty good looking. Right? You're not so bad yourself.
Just a little. .. Bigger than most men.
Sorry, bad joke. But I got a smile. We can do this.
Just, um. .. Do your best to be gentle.
Try not to hurt me. Pull your punches. Now, the actual mechanics are a bit more.
.. Complicated. Any ideas? Yeah, me neither.
Maybe if we sit here and stare at each other long enough. .. Wait, do you trust me? All right, sit down.
Just relax. It's just me. Now, what if I just.
.. Now, what if I just. ..
Sat on your lap? We've had to snuggle up close before, right? This isn't weird.
Remember Siberia? No, that was weird. No, you smell really good, actually.
Very. .. Very.
.. Male. But just.
.. Forget it's me. Think about how it feels.
That's it. Relax. My hands running up and down your chest feel okay? Wow.
I felt that shudder. You like neck kisses? What a sweetheart.
I can keep doing that. I can keep doing that. You know, I always thought keeping just the shorts was practical because everything else always tore when you shifted, but it definitely works for our current situation.
Okay. Um, close your eyes. I'm gonna step out of this catsuit.
Give me a second. Oh, hi. Your eyes are totally open and looking at me.
You're so busted. You just. ..
Had to see, huh? Well, do you like what I'm working with? Oh, fuck.
Um, it seems you do. Let's get those shorts off before they split the seams, yeah? Jesus Christ, you're huge.
Um, no, I'm definitely willing, but I, uh, haven't, you know, in a while and certainly never with someone of your stature, and I think I'm gonna have to get warmed up if there's any possibility of this actually working. Have you, you know, sensed the serum? No? That's cool.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Oh, it'll be, it'll be fine. It'll be good.
Just like, just like riding a bike. A very, very tiny bike. Uh, um, switch spots with me? Yeah, me seated and you kneeling.
I think you should lick me. I mean, I want you to. Will you do that for me?