❤️ 😳 Dude, Read the Mood 😳 ❤️ (F4M) (Your Best Friend is Still a Woman) (Waking Up to a Period) (Help Me!) (Cuddling & Back Rubs)

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You Oh Dude Yeah, I still have tits That's not the emergency I Just come Well My insides feel like they're being dragged down on my ass My tits are on fire And I want to throw shit at you What do you think that means? I'm not built for it I'm soft and I like porn and Coming in under five minutes. Oh This is my life now pain periods rising emotions What the tears they just keep coming Okay, okay, I Need you to go out and get my shit You know my shit I I am NOT being dramatic.

I'm in pain No, it's all fun and games for you you get to shoot a load in me and I have to suffer Oh Go get those things No, a double-ended dildo No tampons Love already had you inside me. I don't need something else Mm-hmm And drugs all the drugs and chocolate You The drugs are good. The chocolate was better though.

How am I supposed to do this every month for the rest of my life? More the point, why? Why is this happening? Why would God suddenly want me to be a woman? Well that's true.

The guy does have a sick sense of humor. Twisted son of a bitch. Huh? Don't worry about it.

If you turn into a woman, I'd probably try and fuck you too. Cause men are opportunistic? The desire to put your pee-pee inside a vagina? Can be very overwhelming.

Mm-hm. You're still gay. Yeah, but I'm a dude.

And you like dude vagina. Gay. This heat pad's not doing the trick.

Huh? What are you doing? Rubbing my back? You're still gay? No, it's okay.

I like homosexuals. So? How was it? Sticking your dick in me? Unless I dreamt you were fucking me.

Wouldn't be the craziest thing. Yeah. It felt real.

Mm-mm. Sore. But you know, not in a bad way.

No hard feelings? Just nerve endings that are on fire? Keep rubbing my back? Was it everything you thought it would be? Sex? Different? What way? Yeah, well, I told you you're gay.

Mr. Spoon. I don't know why I was surprised.

I always figured you'd be a cuddler. Thanks. But letting me yell at you and rubbing my back and getting me drugs.

.. It's like you're my boyfriend or something. Well, if I don't ever turn back, you don't have much of a choice.

I'm not fucking anybody else. Some stranger's cum in me? Gross.

Is familiar cum or no cum? Call me a prude, but I need to know the dick that goes inside me. So you were just gonna fuck me and not date me? Oh.

Oh, is that right? Oh. Oh, you didn't like to assume, well.

.. You were trying to dine and dash, weren't you? Well, you should have assumed.

What kind of a girl do you think I am? You think I just hand out free vagina? Huh? Is that what you think? Because until I get my dick back, you're my boyfriend.

That means no Tinder, no other girls, no other tits. I need you motivated and focused. And what's the best way to motivate you? Tits.

You help me figure this shit out? Access to the goods. What? You think you can do better? Uh-uh.

No way, gay boy. Because I have tits and a heart of gold. You're not beating that.

I took your V-card. I made you a man. Yeah? Well, be one now.

And stop being a bitch and be my boyfriend. Okay? Hey, Jesus.

I didn't realize it was such a ask. No, no, that's fine. Are you snuggling me to try and get on my good side, or are you snuggling because you want to snuggle?

Those better not be sorry snuggles. Fine. Yeah, well, you'd do it for me.

You would do it for me, right? What does that mean? Oh, you're not sure you'd be comfortable.

Comfort has nothing to do with it. When you're called to duty, you suck it up and be the woman. And if you ever get turned into a woman, I'm going to fuck you all night long.

Because that's what a good friend would do. Equivalent exchange. You're dead for my tit.

I won't be such a baby. Yeah, you'll be sore, but you'll live. Just like I'm having to.

Plus, you'll be a woman. You'll be strong. Probably still gay, though.

Come on. You really do me dirty like that? Wow.

And I thought you were a catch. What if we both become women? Uh, then.

.. I'll just have to make you my bitch. Mm-hmm.

Well, I'm not gonna be your bitch. So? Yeah, but in this scenario, you won't have a dick.

So? Uh-uh. No, no, no, no.

It's whoever holds the dick holds the power. And if I'm not mistaken, it wasn't you who was doing the holding. Oh, my little gay.

You think because you're the one who went inside, that means you're in charge? Sweet. My very, very stupid.

I keep rubbing my back. Your girlfriend's sore and tired of your bullshit. Mm-hmm.

If I'm gonna be your cum dumpster for the rest of my life, I expect back rubs. Hey. I'm glad you had a good time.

Well, at least it was memorable. No. I don't think either of us are ever gonna forget that.

No matter how much therapy we pay for. Mm-hmm.