Dude, It's Just My Mouth

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Okay, I see it. Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it! Shh! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! There.

See, I told you I could kill that thing. I don't know what the fuck that is, but I got it. Why am I playing this stupid game? I don't even like this game.

Whatever. Okay, why am I still shooting? These controllers are fucked.

Okay, alright, I'm going over here now. Do I have to pick that thing up? What is that? Do I need it? Alright, okay, okay, okay, alright.

You're getting really fucking loud. I don't spend all my life fucking playing this game. I don't play this, so I don't fucking know, that's why I'm asking you.

Okay. Dude, there are like 40 other fucking things we could be doing right now. Me failing at figuring out this fucking toggle is not one of them.

Ugh. Okay, okay, I- yeah, it's over there, I see it, I see it, I see it! I'm shooting, I'm shooting.

Oh, I fucking hate this game. I know I made you play Mario Kart for like two hours last night, so I owe you, but Jesus. I also fucking fucked your brains out after, so I kind of already paid you back.

Okay, it's- yeah, I- Got it, okay. Isn't there like turbo controllers or something for this thing? Well, we have them for the Switch.

I don't know. I don't play this thing. It's not mine.

Okay, so I picked up that thing, I shot that guy. We went down that alley. You've got that backpack thing.

Okay, am I supposed to be like changing weapons? Because I don't think mine works anymore. Ugh, I can't do this.

Can we like do something else? Like, I don't know, can we like have sex or something? Yeah, you heard me.

Ugh, because it's better than this. Okay, here, just fucking pause it or something. There, there, nobody's dying.

There, I put the controller down. There, can we- can we focus, please? Dude, it's just a game.

I just asked if you wanted to fuck me, and you're more worried about the game. So, is there a problem here? Okay, good.

So, unzip. And let's do this. No, we don't need foreplay, just fucking- Here, just put it in.

I'm still so fucking charged from last night. Okay, I'm gonna just sit on you like this. Just sit still, okay? I'll do all the work I usually do, haha.

At least you're hard, that's something. Okay, brace yourself. That never gets old.

We've been doing this for what? Three, four weeks now? And it feels just as good every time you put it in me.

Okay, just sit there, I'll fucking do the work I always do. I'm just gonna rock on you for a minute. Fuck.

Come on, dude, at least buck your hips or something. Fucking give me something. There it is.

My legs are still sore from last night, fuck. I didn't know I could bend like that, but I guess I can. Yeah, grab my hips.

Just shove me down on it, Jesus. Fuck me. What are you doing? Are you trying to see around me to the TV? Are you fucking serious? Okay, dude, stop, stop, stop.

I am literally impaled on your fucking cock right now, and you are trying to see around me to make sure we're not missing anything in the fucking game. Dude, really? Really? You're lucky your fucking cock feels amazing in my pussy right now, or I'd fucking cuff you one.

That's insulting. Can you focus, please? There's a chick riding your dick right now.

Like, honestly, pay attention. Fuck. Seriously, did you just move my head to the side so you could see around me? Okay, clearly you're not into this.

I mean, your cock is, because it's swelling and doing wonderful things inside me, but you are not, and I'm getting annoyed. Do you want to just play the fucking game and I'll go masturbate? Is that cool with you? Are you serious? What the fuck, man? Can we just, like, cum or something, and then you can play? No.

Okay. Really? Really? Well, okay, you want to have sex, but you want to play.

Dude, that doesn't work. Actually. ..

You know what? I have an idea. I mean, my ideas have worked out really well for us thus far.

How experimental are you feeling? Yeah? Okay.

Just a minute. Just a minute. Well, I'm getting on the floor.

What do you think I'm fucking doing? Spread your knees. You heard me.

Fucking spread your knees. Well, I. ..

Do I need to fucking spell it out for you? I'm on the floor, on my knees, with your cock in my face. What do you think is about to happen? Well, I know we've never done this before.

We tend to go straight for, you know, actual penetrative sex, but. .. How hard can it be? I mean, dude, it's just a blowjob.

Really? So why don't you pick up your controller and play your little game? You can see over top of me now, and I'll suck your cock, and we'll see how long it takes you to come down my throat.

Why do you look like I just, I don't know, slapped somebody? This is, like, the perfect solution. You get head, and you get to play your game.

Why are you arguing with me? Yeah, it is a good question. Just shut up and play the game.

Okay. See? Controller.

Here. Mm-hmm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Hm. We taste good. I didn't expect that.

Mm. I should lick my fingers more often after I play with myself. Mm.

Mm. That's all you. Mm.

That's good, too. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm-mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

That seemed to be a good spot. How's it going up there? You concentrating? You shooting things while I'm sucking your cock? Mm-hmm.

Mm. You know, you really are lucky, I'm understanding. Most girls would be really pissed that you pulled that.

Luckily, this is really hot. You do owe me, though, so you are gonna fuck me later. Just so you know.

Mm. Hm. Look at that.

When I go nice and quick like that, you get all swollen. Mm-hmm. I also noticed you seem to be having a little trouble with that controller up there.

Imagine that. Mm. Mm-hmm.

You should put your headset on. Maybe find some of your buddies. Let them hear you moan like that.

Mm. What? You wouldn't want them to hear you getting head like this while you're playing? Pfft.

Yeah, right. Mm. Mm.

Mm. I'm here leaking out the end of you. And it's so good.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. I'm not eating a fucking popsicle. Shut up.

Mm. I can stop, you know. Yeah, that's what I thought.

Play your game, asshole. Oh. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

See, now I'm torn. I don't know if I like this or if I like being fucked better. The two aren't mutually exclusive, I guess.

Mm. Mm. What? I don't care if you just killed that thing.

Who fucking cares? I'm sucking your cock right now. I have other things to worry about.

Fine. Yay you. Now, can I go back to this? Thanks.

Mm. Mm. Hey, are we hitting up that party? I think it's tomorrow night.

Oh. Um, what's his face called? Mm.

Yeah, he asked if I was going. I didn't know what to say. Mm.

You want to hit it, or do you want to avoid it? Mm. Mm.

Mm. What do you mean, do I want to go with him? Not really, he's kind of a dipshit.

Mm. Mm. I figure we just go and then we can hang out and, you know, fuck afterwards.

It's kind of the best of both worlds, I guess. Or we could just avoid it and do this. Mm.

Mm. I don't hear you playing. Isn't that the point of this? Uh-huh.

Getting hard to concentrate, is it? Mm-hmm. That should have been your answer when you were inside me, dick.

Mm. Mm. Do you want me to go with him? I don't think so, so why the fuck are you asking? Mm.

All right, we will go. It's fine. I'm not playing this, though.

I will suck your cock. Mm. But I'm not playing this stupid game.

Mm-mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. My head. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Okay, it's kind of hot.

You can do that. Mm. Okay, you're getting bigger.

Are you gonna come?