Dude, It's Just a Halloween Costume

Transcript

Why the fuck did I agree to this? You'll see in a second. Are you ready? Are you sitting down? Because if you're not fucking sitting down, you're going to fall over when you see this.

This is ridiculous. Oh, shut up. All right.

I'm coming out. I'm coming out. I'm coming out.

Just hold your horses. There. Happy? Our friends are fucking dipshits.

Well, okay, well, thanks, but regardless of whether you think I look smoking hot, which weird, why did I agree to this? Well, I wanted to do something fun for Halloween, and when they said that I never do anything that's not absolutely within my comfort zone, it pissed me off, which is the best way to get me to do something that I don't want to do, and they know that because dipshits. Anyway, and now here I am wearing this godawful leather thing.

When they picked Bayonetta as the character I had to dress up as, I was excited because she has some really fucking kick-ass costumes. Yeah, she does. Dude, I've been playing that game since it first fucking came out.

Yeah, you have too, and now I'm wearing her, like, sluttiest outfit. Of course, they had to pick the queen Bayonetta outfit from the original game. The corset, the boots.

Doesn't cover much, does it? No. But I'm not a flake, I keep my word, so here I am, all my shit on display.

The only time I ever fucking show this much skin is in the shower, and even that's fucking debatable. Or, you know, when we're having sex, but still debatable. I'm bringing my fucking hoodie, I don't care.

Yeah, I am. Yeah, I'm putting it on right now, you've seen it? It's there? I'm putting it on.

Get this fucking ponytail out of the way. Okay, there. Well, yeah, I'm gonna leave on the boots.

Do you see how much work it takes to lace these? They go all the way up to my crotch. Okay, what is that look? What is that look? You were giving me goo-goo eyes a minute ago, but then I put on the hoodie and now you just look like you, I don't know, jizzed in your pants or something.

Really? The hoodie and the boots? Uh, yeah.

It is your hoodie. Is that a problem? You promised me you weren't gonna be weird about this girlfriend thing.

And looking at me like that because I'm wearing your hoodie with these awful leather boots is being weird about the girlfriend thing. Just putting it out there. The hoodie is sexier than the costume? Did you hit your head while I was changing? Is that what happened here? How is the hoodie sexier than the costume? I mean, the costume felt like it was pushing my tits out the top of the thing.

They were gonna fall out any moment. But you can't see anything like this. Okay, alright, just when I think you're being completely fucked up, you come out with something like that.

Mm-hmm. Yes, I'm aware that, like this, you're the only one who knows what's underneath. It's like when I wear a hoodie regularly.

It's part of being the boyfriend. Getting to fuck me, right? You really like the boots.

You keep staring at them. And I see what's happening, by the way. Yeah, yeah.

You think I don't see what's happening in your pants? We've been together long enough now, I know. I can tell by your face when you're getting turned on, but what's happening in the front of your pants is a little more obvious.

I didn't know you were into those. Yeah? Really? Well, the little skirt just has this bathing suit looking thing.

Mm-hmm. Oh. Mm.

Mm. You're such a fucking weirdo. Mm.

Yeah, I know. The leather and shit isn't normally your thing. Fucking sexy.

Wow. That's not something anybody ever says about me. Mm.

Mm. Hm? No, I'm not ready to go.

You can't say something like that and then say, oh, let's go to the party. No. It's a Halloween party.

It'll wait. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Take your cock out. Mm-hmm. Take your cock out.

Well, you can't look at me like that and get all hard in your pants and not expect me to do anything about it. Mm-hmm. See, if I turn around and bend forward a little bit, these boots give me a thigh gap.

And I don't give a shit about things like that. But they make it really pronounced. See? So if I put my legs together and stick out my ass, now you're getting it.

You can slide your cock in that thigh gap. Mm. Ha ha ha.

Ah. Mm. Yeah, I feel you.

I feel you against my pussy. Against my thighs at the top of the boots. It's warm, isn't it, with my legs squeezed together around you? Mm.

Ha ha. Your hands on the boots, feeling the leather. Mm.

Uh, I don't know what it's made of. Silk satin? Ah, fuck.

Probably some cheap knockoff material, because I didn't want to pay a whole lot for something I'd wear once. As long as it feels good. Go ahead.

Fuck my thighs. Um. Mm.

Just rub back and forth between them. Ha ha. Up under the hoodie.

Oh, yes. Oh, that's. ..

Ha ha. My breasts. Ah.

Ah. Mm. Mm.

Yeah, you like that, huh? It really gets you going, fuck. Here, hold on.

Wait, you need a little moisture. You're pretty dry back there. Because my pussy isn't out to help you.

Here. Mm. There you go, nice and slippery.

And I'm gonna put my hands inside the front, and. .. Ah.

You feel me playing with my clit? Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yes.

Mm. Ah. Ha ha.

You like how my ass looks when you lift the skirt of the costume? Shove your cock between my thighs, that's right. Yeah, just fucking do it.

Ah. Ah, you are so hard right now. You really like this.

This is doing it for you, fuck. Ah. Mm.

Ah, yes. Oh, fuck my thighs, baby, come on. Yeah.

Oh, just when I thought you couldn't get any fucking kinkier, here we are. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Oh.

Are you gonna come? No, you're not. Ha ha.

Well, no, I don't want you to come all over the costume, good god. Okay, just. ..

Ah, here. Let me bend over. I'll grab my ankles.

Mm. No? Ah! Ah, the ponytail.

It's very long. And heavy. So you can, like, douche it with it.

Now slide my costume to the side. And shove that fucking cock in me, okay? Ah.

Ah. Yeah. Okay, I'm half bent.

Oh, god. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ha ha ha.

Yeah. Oh, just shove it in. Mm.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yes, you've got my ponytail. I can't do anything.

Yes, fuck me. Oh, yes. Oh.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Oh. If I had known you liked this so much, I would have done this long ago.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck my pussy, baby.

Yes. Oh, look down at those boots. And my legs spread so wide for you.

Pull that ponytail, hold me in place so you can fuck the shit out of me. Yes, yes. Oh, fuck.

Mm. Mm. Ah.

Oh, such a hard cock. Yes. Oh, god.

Yes. Ah. Oh, god, I can feel you everywhere.

You know just the spot to hit. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Ah.

Oh, god, yes. Ah. Fuck, yes.

Oh, yes, pull it tighter, pull it tighter. Pull the ponytail. Yes, pull my hair.

Oh, god, yes. Ah. Ah.

Oh. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Oh, yes. Oh.

Oh, drive it into me. Yes. Oh, god, yes.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

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Ah. Oh, god, I'm coming. Fuck, I didn't know this would make me so fucking hot, too.

Jesus, you are like on fire. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. Ah.

Oh, fuck, feel me coming around you. Yes, my legs are shaking in the boots. Shit.

Shit, I don't wear heels. I don't know if I can do this. Ah.

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Yes, oh, god, my pussy is squeezing you so hard. Fuck me, baby, fuck me. Yes.

Oh, feels so good. Yes. Ah.

Oh. Mm. Mm.

Oh. Oh. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Oh, fuck. So hard like this.

Hold that ponytail, make her take it. Ah. Yes.

Oh, god, fuck. Yes. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Okay. Get the hoodie out of the way. What are you doing? Oh, are you coming on my costume? Oh, shit, you're coming in my tits.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, yes, spray me, spray me, spray me. Yes, come on the boots, come on the boots.

Yes, on my knees. Oh, all over me. Yes.

Ah. Oh, god, you're shooting everywhere. Yes.

Oh, fucking right. Yes. Fuck.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

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Now I'm on the floor covered in cum in my Halloween costume. Fuck. You look very happy though.

Ah, no, we're not fucking skipping the party. No. Dude, do you know what it takes to do this? To look like this.

You hit the leather parts. So I can just clean up. Here, make it up.

Besides, how are you going to fuck me at the party if we don't go? Yeah, you didn't think of that, did you? Whew, man, you came everywhere.

Hmm? Uh, no. The costume's not a rental.

I had it made. So, it's ours. Well, I'm glad that makes you very happy.