😳 Dude, I’m Not a Dude 😳 (F4M) (Best Friend Turns Into a Woman) (What Do I Do?) (Shut Up! I’m Not Hot) (Wait? Really) (Kissing)

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Dude, open the door. It's me. Just open the door.

Dude, open the door. It's me. Just open the door.

Hey. Yes, you do. It's me.

Move. Okay. So.

I guess it's you. It just looks like some random girls just barged into your apartment and said, hey, let me in. Well, calm down and let me explain.

Okay? It's me. Me.

Me from last night. Me from the past five years. Me.

It's me. It's me. It's me.

It's me. It's me. It's me.

It's me. It's me. It's me.

It's me. It's me. It's me.

It's me. It's me. It's me.

It's me. It's me. What? Five years? Huh? Yeah.

Well, in fairness, they probably won't believe me either, so I can't really be mad about that. But I promise, it's me. I'll prove it to you.

Oh. How? Uh, look, I had blue eyes yesterday and today I got blue eyes.

The only difference is, I also got a pair of tits. Uh, you like fried chicken and I know the code to get into your building and you like brother and sister porn, even though you have a sister, but it doesn't mean you want to fuck your sister. Yes! It's me.

My guy. It's me. I don't know.

I don't know. I went to sleep. I woke up.

I had tits. Have tits. And all that other stuff.

Oh, dingle-dangle-bongo-bangle down there. Just tight and tucked and smooth, actually, but never mind. Um, so, uh, what do I do? Like really, what do I do? Why do I have tits? Why do I have tits? Help me.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm sitting, I'm sitting down. Yeah, of course I look down.

Nice. You know, big, but not, like, ridiculous big. Bouncy.

And, uh, nice nipples, too. Huh. Thanks.

I don't know if this is what I'd look like if I was a girl, but it doesn't matter. I'm a girl. I'm in a girl's body, help me, man.

Sorry. I feel like crying. Why do I always feel like crying? Is this what it's like to be a girl? I don't want this.

I don't want this, man. Help. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Oh. Thanks.

Huh. Thick thighs, too. I guess that's it, huh? Right? I mean, if I was a girl, which I'm not, obviously.

It's just been some weird mix-up with the universe, and I'm not even sure if I believe in that stuff, but here we are. Oh, man. I'm scared, bro.

Okay. You're right. You're right.

So. .. So I've got tits.

So what? So what? I mean.

.. Spent a lifetime chasing them. Now I got my own.

No big deal. And. ..

It's not like I'm keeping them. They're gonna. ..

Disappear soon. I think. Uh.

.. Huh? Oh, yeah, go for it.

Yeah. Come on. Probably never get to touch tits again.

Ow. I see why girls don't like us to be rough. Yeah.

Good feel, huh? I thought so. Oh, really? Thanks.

Nice, I think. I like. ..

Good curves. Nice hips. Yeah.

I'd smash. If that's not too weird to say. What? Hey.

What's with that face? Hey. What's the matter with you? Why are you looking at me like that? What? Uh.

.. I mean. ..

Kinda. But then again, you are the gayest straight dude I know. Hey! I'm a girl, okay? Easy.

So, all we know so far is. .. I'd fuck and you'd fuck, so.

.. Hey, if I get stuck like this. ..

There's always only fans. Could be worse, though. I don't know.

I just use toys and stuff. Can't really see me sleeping with a guy. Because I'm a dude? I'm not being homophobic, I just.

.. Like. ..

Boobs. And stuff. Huh.

Well, that's true. I got those. God.

What am I gonna do, dude? No, I haven't tested it, you freak. Because, you know, somehow my first thought was, I don't know, I better fuck a dude.

I don't know. So weird. What, you want a friend? No.

You would, too. Uh, tell that to your face? You would.

You would totally fuck me. Uh-huh, would you? Oh, is that right? Huh? You like my tits, big boy? Huh? Huh? You mad? Dude? You're officially the gayest straight dude I know.