Your new job is to be my personal fucktoy. You heard me right. Your new job at the company is to be at my beck and call.
Complete role change. Cater to my every butler, mundane, and sexual desire. Some days I'll lock the door at nine and fuck you till we close at five.
I always find I have my best ideas after days like that. Other days I'll just shove you against my giant glass windows and milk you so the whole city can see.