neko listener POV! i adopt u. apologies for this weeks audio, it kinda exported wonky so the sound is a bit fried ;. ; i lost the original file i was working on rip
Alright, here we are. Take a good look around, kitty. This is your new home.
I know it's not much to look at, but I still think it's a nice place. There isn't anywhere else I'd rather be, because this isn't just my home anymore. It's our home.
It's wonderful because it has you in it, and I love you. I'm sorry I couldn't afford to get you a more luxurious place, though. I would have loved to have spoiled you.
Sorry, when I see all those videos online of rich owners spoiling their kitties, I get so jealous. Buying their little kittens custom clothing or golden jewelry, having pet mansions for them, it hurts me inside to know that I can't be the best owner in the whole wide world for you. I can still spoil you a little, though.
I can buy you some nice treats, tasty but affordable. I've already brought some for you, actually, because I love you so much. Even if I can be too incompetent to show it sometimes, I'm really sorry again.
But the bed is nice, don't you think? It's not made out of silk or anything, but it's a nice bed. Would you like to give it a try? We could feel how soft and cozy it is together.
I think it's a nice idea. We could maybe even hold each other a bit. Sorry, I know you just got here.
You must still be getting used to your new surroundings. I don't want to overwhelm you all of a sudden right off the bat, trust me. That's not my intention.
I just love you is all. I really, really love you. And when I look at you, you're just so cute.
Such a cute kitty. Not just in a generic cute way, if that makes any sense. You're cute because you're mine.
That's why you're the cutest kitty in the universe to me. Because you're mine. I love you.
And I love you more than anything else I've ever had. Is it alright if I pet you a bit? Aww, thank you kitty.
You're such a nice kitten. So kind, so sweet, so precious. And you feel so lovely to pet.
It makes me so happy. It's such a small thing, but it makes me so happy. I especially love to see your smug reaction whenever I pet you.
It's so cute. I know you're acting like you're the owner here, because I'm the one serving you. Taking you to this new home.
Keeping it clean and heated. Feeding you. Petting you.
Making sure you're happy. That's so cute of you to act like that. I could just eat you up.
But I'm your owner, remember? Because I'm never letting you go. Don't forget that, okay little kitten? I'm not trying to be mean or belittle you or put you down.
Quite the contrary, I think. I love you. And I think you're the most valuable thing ever.
It's just that, you're mine. You can never leave me. We were made for each other.
I just want you to understand reality is all. I just want you to know how close we were meant to be. I just love you.
There's nothing wrong with that. I just can't help but love you. You love me too, don't you? You're such a cute and sweet good kitty.
I'm sure you must love me too, right? You look so happy and content when I pet you. So pure.
You wouldn't react like that just for anyone, right? You're reacting like that because you love me too, right? You don't have to love me as much as I love you.
I'm not going to be that unreasonable. But you do have to love me. At least try to love me.
When I took you in from the shelter, they were so happy to get you off their hands. Do you know why? I'm sure you do.
After all, you spent so long there, seeing the other kitties get adopted, but not you. They all said that no one wanted you. No one wanted to adopt you.
I heard they were even thinking about putting you down, because they couldn't stand to keep you around any longer. But don't worry, my precious kitty, you're safe now. I'm not going to let anyone hurt you.
I'll burn that shelter down if they ever try to hurt you. I just love you that much. When I heard that no one wanted you, it made me make up my mind to adopt you right there.
Right at the start. Because no one wants me either. That's probably why I live all alone with my kitty.
But it's okay. Everything is okay. We have each other.
We love each other. We want each other, even if the world doesn't want us. This is what I was talking about earlier.
This is what I meant when I said we were made for each other. That isn't just a romanticization. We were really made for each other.
I want you, and you want me. You do want me, don't you? Look at how happy you looked when I pet you.
You've got to want me, don't you? Of course you do. You love me.
I'm your owner. You love me. You love me, you love me, you love me, right? I love you too, kitty.
I love you so much. I really meant it when I said I'd burn down that shelter if they tried to hurt you. I already have the jerry can full of gasoline.
Hopefully I won't have to use it. Hopefully they won't try to hurt you anymore. But this is just how much I love you.
I love you so much that I can't let anyone hurt you. That's why you have to stay inside, okay, kitty? I need to protect you.
I need to keep you safe from all the bad people out there. All the bad people who don't care about you. All the bad people who neglect you.
All the bad people who hate me. Oh, sorry. I meant to say all the bad people who hate you.
But forget about them for now, personally. All I think about is you. You're so lovely.
You're so innocent. You never did anything to deserve being hurt. You should never have been hurt.
You should have been wanted. Well, I want you, of course. But you should have been even more wanted.
More loved. I don't know how all the people who went to that shelter could just ignore you like that. Just neglect you.
They walked right all over your feelings, didn't they? Oh, my poor little kitten. You poor thing.
My poor sweet little thing. You deserve love. You deserve care.
You deserve attention. But don't worry, okay, kitty? I'll be the one to give you love.
I'll be the one to give you care. I'll be the one to give you attention. You don't have to worry about anything.
You don't have to think about anything. Just let your mind relax. I'm so glad I found you.
It must have been destiny. I don't know if there's any such thing as destiny. But if there is, then the two of us meeting is the best evidence you'll find of it.
I'll say it again. We were made for each other. We can't have anyone else.
No one else will care for us. No one else will give us attention. But who cares? We have each other, don't we? We have each other to love.
I love you, kitty. I love you so much. I love everything about you.
I love your eyes. Especially when they're looking at me. I love your voice.
Especially when you're talking to me. And I love your cute little tail. Especially when it's wrapped around my leg.
I just love you is all. I just love you. I just have all of this love bottled up inside me just waiting for you.
Just begging to be let out. And I need to give it to you. And you need it too, don't you? You need my love.
The people outside. The people at the shelter. All those bad and twisted people.
They can never give you what I give you. They can never give you what you need. I'm the only one who can do that.
Which means you can never leave me for your own good. It's all for your own good is all. I'm just doing this because I love you.
I love you more than anything, kitty. I remember how lonely you looked at that shelter. I wonder how long it was.
How long was it before anyone ever paid attention to you? Before I finally paid attention to you? How long was it, kitty? Before I finally paid attention to you? How long was it, kitten? Oh, you poor, poor thing.
It must have been, what? Months? Years? Until I finally gave you warmth? Until I finally gave you love? Until I finally gave you a home? But you know, kitty? You gave me a home too.
You gave me something to come home to. I never had anything to come home to before. I never felt at home in this place before.
But now, I finally have something to come home to. I finally have you. You're special and you're wonderful.
You're my miracle. I love you. So if you want to keep on being loved by me, kitten, you have to stay with me, okay? You have to be a good little kitty and behave and stay with me.
I'm the only one who understands you, so I'm the only one who can give you what you need. And right now, you look like you need some cuddles. So why don't you come here and find out how nice the bed is with me? Okay, kitty? Right here.