Doctor Teaches You How To Put a Rubber On

Transcript

Hello, I'm Dr. Willow. My apologies, I'm still putting my lab coat on.

Alright. Why are you here today? Okay, okay.

Mr. Stiffness. Great.

Alright. You're gonna have to take your pants off. Okay.

Whenever you're ready. Your biggest concern is that you're not sure how to put a condom on. Well, you've come to the right place.

I surely can help you with that. That is exactly what I'm here for. We do give out free condoms here, so I will use one to show you.

And then you can take the rest home as a gift. Alright. What was that? Oh, you're right, you're right.

You probably need to get hard first, so maybe I can help you with that. Does this help? Yeah? Great.

Alright. Now, for the technical stuff. Let's take said condom and open it up.

It's very, very stinky, which is a good thing. Alright. Now the time has come that I'm gonna have to see your penis.

So, if you could take your underwear off, that'd be great. Okay. No, no, no, bro.

I can wait. No, don't be shy. Don't be shy.

This is what I'm here for. Don't be shy. You can come get closer.

Okay. Now, I can either do it myself or I can just walk you through it. You need help? Okay.

Alright. Is that okay? I'm sure me touching it will help it get bigger too.

Yeah, okay. Let's roll it. Let's roll it out on there.

There we go. There you go. Alright.

Perfect. See? It wasn't so hard, was it? No? Can you remember what I did? Yeah? Okay, good.