Distracting your BF while he tries to play video games

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Okay, come on, they're outside. On the right, on the right, on the right. Fuck.

Come on, come on, come on, push him, push him. Oh, motherfucker, come on, he got me, god damn it. Yeah, I said he was on the fucking left.

He's literally up on the roof, on the roof, you idiot. Oh my god. Okay, fine, no, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

I'll be back in 20, I'll be back in 20. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. No, just don't die and I'll respawn, okay? Fuck.

What, what, what are you, what are you doing? Wait, I'm in the middle of playing, no, come on. All right, all right, I'm back.

Yep, yep, yep, I'm on the roof. Stop. What are you trying to do? Oh, I can stop like after this round if you want.

Yeah, I'm still here, yep, yep, yep. Are they downstairs? Yeah? Okay.

Oh yeah, I see their flashlight. Yep, okay, okay, all right. Oh my god.

They can all hear me, okay? Fuck, oh, my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. They can all hear me, okay? Fuck, oh, my bad, yep, yep, yep, I'm down again.

I think that was from across the way, yeah. Yeah, yeah, in that balcony, you got him. Back in 25.

Oh my god, are you really doing this right now? Come on, you know I'm in a Discord call. Yeah, everybody can, yes, I'm muted right now.

Otherwise, they'd be able to hear what I'm saying, but it's push to mute. It's not like I'm toggling my voice or anything unless I let go of this button, they'll hear me. Okay, I'm back, I'm back by the loadout.

Yep, yep, I'll get it. Kind of far away from you guys. Yeah, I'll be okay, I don't see anybody here.

Oh, yes, yeah, unless I let go of this button, they'll hear me. Yeah, they'd be able to hear you take off my pants, of course, what are you trying to do? Oh, my god.

Oh, boy. Okay, yeah, I can move, I can move. I don't see anybody.

I got a UAV, yep, yep, yep, yep. All right, up the stairs? Okay, yeah, we can hold the crate, that's okay.

God, you're such a fucking wild thing. What do you mean you're surprised I can get hard while I'm playing? Of course I can.

I'm barely playing with you fucking grabbing at me like that. Okay, you wanna go up again? All right.

Fuck. What? Oh, my god, I'm really getting in between my legs now.

Fuck. What? What? Yeah, which roof? Yeah, okay, okay, yes, I see your ping, I see it.

All right, all right. No, no, I still have like two plates, I'm okay. Okay, okay, I'll pick you up, I'll pick you up, I'll pick you up.

Oh, motherfucker. Fuck. Fuck, all right, I'm down, I'm down.

God, I. .. I am going to fucking lose this whole game if you keep licking at it like that.

Oh, my god. You know I'm bad at multitasking. No, no, no, I still got a.

.. I still got 10 seconds. Yep, I'll be back.

Oh, fuck. Fuck, your tongue feels so good. Fuck.

You are a wild little pet, aren't you? Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. What do you want me to do? I couldn't.

.. I couldn't see him, okay? No, yeah, all right, I didn't want to get shot.

I just have this shitty fucking spawn pistol. Yeah, see, he got me too, there. Yeah, yeah, of course he got me.

Oh, fuck. Fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, oh.

Fuck, oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck. Oh, my fucking.

.. Oh, I'm dead. This game makes me wanna die Oh, fuck.

What? Yeah, okay. Here, I'll start making my way to you.

Yeah, I'm fine. Oh, fuck. What, does my mic sound funny? Might have, the cable might have come out a little bit.

Fuck. See, they're starting to think something's off. Oh, my God.

I know, of course, I don't want you to stop. Mm-hmm. No, I don't see anyone.

What do I want? Do I want to go faster? God damn it.

Don't just fucking tease me like this. If you're trying to get the cum out of my cock, show me. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, all right, hold on one second. Fucking bitch. I'm gonna choke on it for a little bit, it's okay.

You can breathe. Okay, all right, let's push him. Come on, come on, come on.

It's the last guys. Oh, it's not quite okay. Still four squads left.

We got this. Yep, yep, yep, yep, up there, up there. Oh, fuck.

Hey, you got him, okay, good, good, good, good. Fucking good, good fucking job. Fuck.

Oh. Oh, fuck, that's it. Faster, faster, faster, faster.

Oh, fuck, below you. Fuck, got me. Oh, fuck, I think that's, I might be out unless you buy me back.

Fuck. It's two v one, come on, you guys got this. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, come on, come on.

Stroke it fucking faster. Fuck, the market's right there, come on. Yeah, you can buy us both back, both of us.

Yep, yep, yep. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, my God, I'm close, I'm close, I'm close, I'm close.

Fuck, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Faster, that's it. You want me to come? All right? Come on, it's just one fucking guy.

Fuck, all right, come on, come on, come on, push. Fuck, that's it. That's it, that's it, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, he's around the corner, come on, come on, come on, come on, if we go all at once, we can't kill all of us, come on. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Ah, ah, ah.

Oh, fuck, he got me again. Ah, ah, fuck. Fuck, ah, ah, ah, ah, fuck, ah, good fucking job.

Ah, fuck, to both of you, I guess. Ah, fuck, yeah, that's a fucking win, all right. Oh, fuck, oh, yeah, I did kind of play like ass, didn't I? Fuck, oh, my God, I hope you liked that.

All right, did you get your fill? Oh, man, oh, fuck, I'm still here, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me like, give me like two minutes and then I'm good for another one, okay? All right, I'll be right back.

Oh, my God, you fucking wild thing. You fucking wild thing. Don't worry, I'll get you back for that later.