Demanding Peach and her Boyfriend, Bowser

Transcript

Hey Bowsy, have you seen my binoculars? Do you even know how fucking predictable you are? Come on, I'm being serious.

I need my binoculars. Because I want to use them. To look out the castle window.

Because there's something going on out there. I don't know what the fuck it is. That's why I need my binoculars.

Yeah, those binoculars. Can I have them? I'll show you my other pair later.

When I'm done looking out the castle window. Thanks, smartass. Shit! It's that fucking plumber again.

The one with the stash. The short one. The one who keeps trying to kill you so he can fuck me.

Yeah, that plumber. I don't know, I think his name's like. ..

Italian or something? But I'm pissed off and I'm horny and I can't remember it. Dude does know how to jump, I'll give him that.

I don't know who he's trying to impress though. I'm not Daisy. I don't just fuck whoever can jump the highest.

What? Go where? Another castle? Is that like your solution to everything or something? Every time this fucker shows up, you expect me to just drop everything and leave.

No, I'm not going in that fucking clown copter again, if that's what you're suggesting. Because I'm too fucking horny. But why do you think? You haven't fucked me in like six hours.

What have you been doing all that time? Seriously, again? It was the same excuse yesterday.

And the day before that. Don't you ever get tired of this sleeping shit? Would you fucking drop it already? I already told you I'm not interested in going to another fucking castle.

I'm not doing it, Bowser. I'm staying right the fuck here and I'm looking at Jumpy through my binoculars. Because I'm Princess Fucking Peach.

I can do whatever the fuck I want. Fuck me. Fuck me.

Then I'll go. Come on, he's like 20 levels away. 19 levels.

There's tons of time. If you do it, I'll promise I'll be a good little slut for you. Come on, can't you just put your dick in me for like two seconds? Please? Daddy.

Thank you, Daddy. What? I'm not getting on the bed.

Because I want to keep an eye on this bastard. I'll just lean out the castle window and you fuck me from behind. I'm not taking my dress off either.

Because then I'd have to let go of the binoculars. I might lose Jumpy. You'll just have to rip it off then.

Why not? You don't think you're strong enough? You can't handle a fucking frock? Then rip it.

I don't care how much you paid for it. Just rip the fuck- Oh. Yeah.

You like my slutty little undies? Yeah? Does my ass look good in them? Hmm, I bet it would look even better if you took- The fuck? I didn't tell you to rip them.

Do you know how much I paid for those? Whatever. I'm too horny to care right now.

Look how fucking wet I am for you. Do you like that, daddy? Do you like that wet little pussy? And you like it when I shake my royal ass for you? As I lean out of the castle window with my binoculars? Well then fuck me, daddy.

Fuck that tight royal pussy. Give me that thick monster dick. Stretch out my tight little hole.

Mmm. Oh. Daddy, don't just- Don't just tease me with it.

I want it inside me. I want your cock in my pussy. Please, daddy? Don't make me beg.

Jumpy just beat another level. He's going to be here soon. Please just give me your cock.

I need it in my tight little pussy. I'm a good girl for you. I'll be a good little slut.

I promise. Daddy, just- Mmm. Just fuck me.

Fuck me before that fucking plumber gets here. Ah. Mmm.

Daddy. Oh, your cock. Oh.

It's so fucking big. Did it get bigger in the last six hours? My pussy just get tighter.

Fuck you. Mmm. You're stretching me out, daddy.

You're stretching out my tight little pussy. Ah. Ah.

No. Daddy, don't pull it out. I can take it.

I can take your thick monster cock. I'm a good little slut, remember? I'm your royal fucking slut.

I just- Mmm. I just want you to fuck me. I need you to fuck me.

Please. Please fuck that tight fucking pussy. Ah.

Ah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Mmm.

Daddy. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Oh. Oh. Oh, what's this asshole doing now? I mean, jumpy.

You found a weird-ass mushroom. What's he doing with it? Is he- Oh.

Mmm. Is he gonna- Oh, fuck. He just ate it.

Oh. And now he's like twice as big. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Right there. Oh.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. He must have totally stole that from what's-her-name.

Oh. Oh, you know what's-her-name? The girl from Wonderland.

Oh, fuck. I can't remember. Harder, Daddy.

Mmm. Yes. Give it to me harder.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Yeah. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Fuck.

Alicia. Alicia from Wonderland. That's who taught him the mushroom thing.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, fucking own that pussy.

Yeah, it's your pussy, Daddy. Not some stupid fucking plumbers. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Yeah.

Oh. Uh, huh. Oh.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Fuck. Mm.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Uh. Who the fuck is that? There's someone.

.. Oh. Someone's wandering around the Castlemon grounds.

It's. .. Huh.

It's Mushroom Dude. You know Mushroom Dude. Had like a fucking toadstool.

Yeah, that Mushroom Dude. Daddy. Oh.

Oh. What the fuck is he doing? Oh, seriously? Dude just took his dick out.

You think it's just cause. .. Cause I can't see it.

I can't tell what he's doing. Oh. Hey.

Shroomhead. Oh. Mm.

Yeah. Why the fuck is your dick out? Daddy.

He says he's jacking off. Don't lie to me, fungus face. You were about to piss on that giant sequoia.

Oh. Mm. Well, you'll just have to hold it in.

Go stand at the castle gate. And if Jumpy the plumber shows up, oh. You tell him I'm in another castle.

Oh yeah, Daddy. Oh yeah. Oh.

Fuck my tiny little fuckhole. Oh yeah, right there. Mm.

Mm. Right fucking there. Right there, Daddy.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Fuck. Daddy.

I'm gonna cum. Oh, I'm gonna cum on your fucking thick cock. Mm.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. Fuck me just like that.

Yeah. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah makes me fucking cum. Make me fucking cum on your cock.

Yeah. Yeah, Daddy. Yeah.

Yeah, Daddy. Daddy. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

So it's all good. Mm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Just keep fucking me, Daddy. Mm.

Yeah, fuck me till you fucking cum. Oh, fuck. Daddy.

I need your cum. I need it inside me. I need it in my tight little pussy.

Oh, please. Empty your balls into me. Mm, yeah.

Fill up my tight little hole. Huh? Huh? Oh.

Oh. That's right. Yeah, that's right.

Come inside me. Huh? Huh? Come inside me.

Come in that tight, real fuck hole. Mm. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Yeah, like that, Daddy. Yeah.

Yeah, like that, Daddy. Oh, fuck. I can feel it.

I can feel it inside my pussy. Oh, fill me up. Fill me up.

And why did you pull out? And oh. Yeah.

Come on me, Daddy. Come all over me. Yeah.

Come on my ass. Come on my tight fucking little pussy. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Come on my tight fucking little asshole.

Drench me. Oh, drench me with your thick monster jazz. Shoot it out the window, Daddy.

Aim it at Mushroom Dude's head. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh. Daddy.

You came so hard. Mm. It's all over my back.

It's all over my ass. Everything out of my pussy. Some even got on my binoculars.

Oh, fuck. It looks like you might have got Mushroom Dude, too. For real.

Either that or a strange bird must have crapped on him. Hmm. What's Jumpy doing now? Fuck! That murdering piece of shit.

He just took out a whole family of Goombas just crossing the street. It's so terrible. What are we going to do? If we don't do something, he'll be going after the Koopas next.

There's only one way to stop this carnage. You'll have to fuck my ass. Well, how else are we going to stop this motherfucker? I mean, it might not slow him down, but at least it'll stem the bloodshed.

Daddy, please. If you don't thrust your cock up my tight little asshole, who knows how many innocent Goombas will be slaughtered. Is that really what you want? Then fuck my ass.

Doesn't my perfect asshole look so good covered in your cum? Don't you want to slide your dick in and fuck your cum up into my ass? Please? For the Goombas? Oh, yeah, shove your cock in my ass.

Fuck. Oh, I think. ..

Yeah, my ass must have gotten tighter since we last fucked. Yeah, or your cock just got thicker. But it.

.. Oh, look, it worked. That bitch almost took out a school bus full of Goombas.

But as soon as you pushed into my asshole, he missed it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, fuck me, Daddy.

Fuck my tight royal ass. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh, what's. ..

Oh, what's this bitch doing now? He's. ..

He's got something in a box? It looks like a. ..

Like a raccoon's tail. What the fuck is he doing with it? I think he's.

.. Oh, he's shoving it up his ass. What the.

.. Oh, my fucking lord, he's flying through the fucking sky. What do raccoons have to do with aviation? Oh, this scares the shit out of me.

Oh, Daddy. Mm, just fuck me harder. Yeah.

Oh. Mm. The harder you fuck my ass, the more Goombas we'll save together.

Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh, good. It looks like Jumpy lost the tail.

He's grounded now. Wha. ..

Wait. Sh. ..

Ha. Ha. Oh, shit.

He's on that fucking dinosaur again. The one with the. ..

Oh. Mm. Japanese name.

Fuck, I. .. Oh.

Mm. I can't fucking remember. Ha.

Ha. Mm. Fuck me, Daddy.

Fuck my tiny little asshole. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah, fuck. Fuck.

Oh, fuck. Fuck. Sushi.

Sushi the dinosaur. Oh. Yeah, that's his name.

Ha. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck my tight royal ass.

It feels so good. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Yeah.

Mm. Mm. Fuck.

Fuck. That sushi's a fast little fuck. I keep.

.. Keep losing him. Why, fuck, I just.

.. Oh. I don't care.

Just pound my ass, Daddy. Mm. Pound my royal fucking asshole.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Daddy, your. .. Your balls.

Oh. They're smacking my pussy. Oh.

It'll fucking come again. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Fuck. Fuck my ass. Fuck my ass just like that.

Just. .. Don't stop.

Don't fucking stop. I'm. ..

I'm. .. I'm.

.. I'm. ..

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Fuck. Oh. Oh.

Oh fuck. Oh. Oh.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh.

Oh fuck. Come in my asshole. Come in my asshole.

Oh yeah. I think he's dead. But he's meant to die if you come through the door.

Come in. Oh fuck. Oh no.

He's. .. No he's not okay.

I think he's dead. Binoculars look okay, though. Oh fuck.

Oh it doesn't matter. Daddy I need your cum. Just, use my asshole, Daddy.

Use a tight little hole. Yeah. I just need your fucking cum, please.

I cannot see the shit that I'm feeling. What it's all like that. Fuck.

Oh I can feel it. I can feel your cum in my ass. Yeah flood my ass.

Oh give it to me, Daddy. Oh I'm gonna think drop. Fuck.

Yeah. Oh oh fuck. Oh.

Awww. Daddy. Oh.

I'm covered in your thick hot jizz. It's dripping out of my pussy. It's dripping out of my ass.

It's all over me, Daddy. Fuck. Shit.

That bitch popped out of a fucking tube. He's almost here. It's like he warped or something.

What? I can't leave now. Because I need a fucking shower.

Well you should have thought of that before you decided to fuck me. Can't you just like go scare him off? No.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

No. Can't you just like go scare him off? I don't know.

Just go wait for him on that bridge or something. The bridge downstairs. The bridge with the lava under it.

The one with the axe at the end, where if somebody touches the axe the whole bridge collapses and you fall into the lava? Yeah. That bridge.