Your boyfriend is helping you clean out your late grandma’s attic while your mom cleans out the basement. You come across an old photo that makes you sentimental and teary. After he consoles you, you two decide to take a break. You find a trunk of old dress-up clothes and try a dress on for him. After struggling to get the dress on, and then off, you're left in just your bra and panties. And he can’t let you get away with that... even if your mom is just downstairs. This audio was written by and uploaded with the permission of: https://www.reddit.com/user/BonSoirAnxiety
Oh, Jesus, I should have worn a mask. Yeah, yeah, I'm OK, probably going to need a lung transplant, but no biggie. Your sympathy is staggering.
OK, all right. What's next? You want me to see what's in those boxes over in the corner? Yeah, yeah, I can do that.
Fuck, OK. No, no, I'm fine. I'm just trying to just trying to get the corners like playing the floor is lava.
I'll get there. Don't worry. Fuck, eventually.
Did your grandma ever throw anything out? May she rest in peace. Trust me, no, I would much rather be cleaning the attic with you than cleaning the basement with your mom.
What? Babe, you know I love your mom. No, it's not that at all.
Look, I saw the basement. Christ, I didn't even realize there were windows in there until your mom asked me to move that furniture. Well, let's see what other discoveries we make here.
Hmm. This looks like, I don't know, old tax returns, financial papers, banking stuff. We should probably burn these, don't you think, hon? Hon, what should.
.. Hey, hey, what's wrong? Are you crying? Baby, what is it? OK, hang on.
Ouch, fuck. Hang on, I'm coming. Oh, sweetie, come here.
It's OK. It's OK. Yeah.
Cry all you need. I'm sorry, hon. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You OK? Yeah? OK.
Good. Now I had you so sad, huh? Mm-hmm.
Oh, wow. Let me see. Oh, my God.
How old are you there? And that's your grandma? Were you picking strawberries in her garden? Oh, well, that's adorable.
Is that why your lips are all red? Were you helping yourself while you picked them? Aw.
That's a really nice memory, baby. We'll have to make sure we take this with us, OK? You OK? Yeah, yeah.
Of course I can hold you longer. I love that you have such great memories with your grandma. Mm-hmm.
You are such a sentimentalist, aren't you? No, no, no, no. Don't apologize, OK? I think it's sweet.
And I love that you're such a softie. And I love you. You doing OK? Yeah? Maybe we should take a little break.
What do you say? What's in there? Yeah, that trunk over there.
Dress-up clothes? Did you used to wear them when you were a kid? Let's see.
Well, that's a mighty fine dress. Look at all those ruffles. I bet that was your favorite, wasn't it? Because I know you.
You act like you're not all girly, but then you love that frilly shit. Mm-hmm. Try it on.
What? Just let me see it on you. Even if it won't zip up.
Because. That was the fastest I've ever won an argument. Yeah, yeah, here, let me help you.
Oh, man. OK, just hold your arms up and squeeze your shoulders together. A little closer.
Yeah. As close as you can, babe. And.
.. OK, there. Yeah, it's not gonna zip.
Turn around, let me see. Yeah, I forgot I can't whistle. But.
.. Look at that fancy lady. Come on, give us a twirl.
You are so fucking cute. You can barely even curtsy in that thing. Oh, my God, come here.
Let me help you get out of it. Babe, we may need to cut you out of it. Don't panic, don't panic.
Maybe I can pull it down to get your arms out and then pull it over your head. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. It's just, you're fucking stuck in a frilly-ass dress in your grandma's attic.
It's just, it's a funny sight. OK, OK, OK, getting serious. OK.
Hold your arms down to the sides. Yeah. Yeah, there we go.
OK, all right. All right, now arms up. Squeeze those shoulders together, babe.
Yeah. OK. I'm gonna try to get this off now.
All right. And. ..
What the fuck? I'm trying, I'm trying. It keeps getting stuck.
Babe, I'm sorry, I can't help it. It's fucking funny, OK? Wait, almost.
Just squeeze your shoulders as much as. .. There we go.
OK. That was a workout. You OK? Come here, come here, come here.
No, no, come here. Come here, baby girl. Where do you think you're going? To get dressed? Nah, I don't think so, baby doll.
Nope. What? Your mom is downstairs.
We'll hear if she's coming up. Well, I guess you better keep it down then, huh? Do you think you can do that for me, baby girl? Good girl.
Come here, sit up here. Wrap your legs around me. Mm.
Mm. Here. Now give me that gorgeous neck, huh? You know.
.. For someone who. ..
Didn't want to do this. .. You sure seem to be loving it.
You don't fool me, baby girl. I always know what you want. Yeah, see? Those little whimpers, you're not fooling anyone.
But you better keep it down, sweetheart. I wouldn't be worried if it was your dad. He could not hear a dumb truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
You know I'd take any chance I get to do a movie quote. Uh-huh. Your mom, however.
.. She hears everything. Remember that time we stayed at the cabin over Memorial Day weekend? I was afraid to get up to use the bathroom out of fear of waking her up.
Yeah. How did you get away with anything as a kid? Oh my god.
Oh, you just didn't even try, huh? You were such a good girl. But now look at you.
Practically naked in your grandma's attic. While your mom is just down there. While your mom is just downstairs.
Such a naughty baby girl, aren't you? Well, if you're gonna be naughty, you may as well be really naughty. Here, let's get your bra off.
There, that's better. God, I love your tits. So soft in my hands.
Massaging them. Squeezing them. Maybe just a little harder than I should have.
But then I get that sound out of you and it's all worth it. Do you like it when I. ..
When I massage this one while. .. While having this other one in my mouth? Rubbing one nipple with my thumb while I.
.. Rubbing my tongue around the other. Mmm.
.. Pinching and pulling one nipple. While gracing the other one with my teeth and sucking.
And then switch. Rubbing and pinching the other nipple now. Mmm.
.. While licking and flicking this one. What if I squeeze them together like this? And go back and forth from one nipple.
To the other. And back again. I don't know which one I like more.
Is it this one? Oh, this one's good too though. Mmm.
.. Oh, it's so hard. Mmm.
.. Oh, it just tastes so good. Oh, so sexy, baby.
Mmm. .. Oh, fuck, baby girl.
You're gonna make it really hard for me to continue if you keep grinding like that. Do you feel how hard I am for you? Mmm.
.. Mmm. ..
Mmm. .. Oh.
.. Oh, Jesus, your legs are so strong, girl. You got me in a damn leg lock.
Oh, let me just. .. Mmm.
.. Fuck, you're wet, baby girl. Do you like it when I rub it right here? Right over your panties? Yeah? Does it feel good when I do that? Oh, yeah, grind into my hands.
Work those hips, fuck. Oh, baby girl, I need you right now. I need you right now.
I don't think I can wait any longer. No, it's okay. Just move to the other side, yeah.
Mmm. .. Oh, fuck, you feel good.
Oh. .. Mmm.
.. Oh, my God. Am I gonna have to put my hand over your mouth? I will if I have to.
Oh. .. Oh.
.. Wait, I know how to keep you quiet. Mmm.
..