Delays and Detours Bring Dynamite Results

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No, nothing in the Google Maps instructions said that the bridge was going to be washed out or we wouldn't have come this way. Really? Do you think I'm that dumb? Seriously, I'm beginning to think this is just some big fucking cosmic joke at this point.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

We just got the car back, we're stuck in that little podunk town, set us back a day, and now we finally think we're on the road and this fucking shortcut that you came up with has a bridge washed out because of the fucking rain. Maybe we're getting a little too old for these trips. Yeah, I know plenty of people who are best friends that don't take a road trip together every year and they're fine.

Uh-huh. Maybe this is our sign that this is the last one, okay? I'm looking at the route to get around here to get us back on track and it's fucking six hours added to our trip because of it.

Some shortcut. Good job. Oh, I can't sit in this car anymore.

I have to. I have to. Yeah.

I'm mad. We're on the side of the road in some freaking middle of nowhere piece of shit town. We're not even in the town anymore.

Yeah. Because you wanted to save, what, 20 minutes? We lost a whole day.

20 minutes is nothing. Fine, I'm the one who forgot to get the car checked before we set out on this little adventure, but I thought since, you know, we drive it all the time, it wouldn't be an issue. My bad.

And last time it had an oil change, you were supposed to have them check the brake pads. You didn't. I thought you did.

If I had known you didn't, I wouldn't have fucking let the safety thing go. Yeah. So I think we both have a little bit of blame here, but this shortcut thing is all you.

Do we at least have, like, snacks and things in the car still? Okay. That's something at least.

What? No? No.

We're not just going to turn around and go home. Because we're closer to where we're going than we are to home. We may as well get there and enjoy what's left of our trip.

Yeah. You are being really difficult right now, considering this is your fault. It is so.

Oh, you're going to be big and tough and get in my face now? Don't even. What? Did you just push me? What the hell? Okay, we've been locked in a car together too long, and that frigging hotel room, if you can call it a hotel, motel, dirt motel, in that town was too small.

I think we just need a little air. What? Stop.

Yeah. Your frustrations are a little high right now. You're pissed.

I'm pissed. Everybody's pissed. Once we get out of this, we'll go for a run or something, okay? Just chill.

Are you trying to keep this going? We're already just not okay. Okay, you want to know why I came on this dumb road trip? You want to know why? I'll tell you.

I didn't want to. Last year, I was ready to be done with this. Yes.

We have been best friends for so long, and we've been doing this every year since we got out of high school. Right? Yeah.

Last year, I felt like it was such a waste of time. I did. Because I felt like you would rather be anywhere else, and I would rather be anywhere else.

I feel like we're doing it out of obligation now. It's like a bad marriage or something. We don't even change where we go.

We could go anywhere, but no, we go to the same resort, we do the same things every year because that's what we're supposed to do. I'm sorry. I want out of this marriage.

Yeah, that's what I said. It's like a bad marriage. Well, that's funny.

Yeah, even bad marriages have good sex once in a while. Haha. Don't even go there.

Yeah, I think we should just be done. Once we do this, we're done. Okay? We're just, we're fucking done.

Get out of my face. Seriously. Back up.

This is not okay. This is an invasion of my personal space, and you know what happens when you do that. I can hear you from over there.

I don't need you right here. Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

Don't touch me. What the hell? Get your fucking tongue out of my mouth.

What the fuck was that? Okay. No, I don't know what to think right now.

You just sort of pushed me up against the car and. .. What? We don't do that.

Oh, you think you just call the shots and that's what happened? Good luck. Two can play at that game.

Because apparently this is what we're doing now. What were you saying about working off tension? And a bad marriage having good sex? Hold still.

Oh, you think so? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are we doing? Yeah, we're in buttfuck nowhere and there's no one around for miles, so are we just gonna stand here making out like teenagers or are we gonna be adults and take our fucking clothes off?

Mm-hmm. If somebody comes along, we just get in the car and lay on the floor. Which has its own kinky possibilities.

Yeah. Don't rip that. I like that shirt.

Because it's mine. I'm pretty sure you stole it out of my closet the last time you were over. Mm.

Here, get up on the. .. Excuse me? You're not in charge.

No, you make bad decisions, so I'm in charge. Get up on the car. Yes.

You think so? Spread your fucking legs. Or I'll do it for you.

Apparently fighting turns you on. Oh, I turn you on. That was cheap, by the way.

Especially since I've got my fingers on your clit now. Mm. You are really wet.

Wow. Shut up. Just sit there and take it.

You heard me. You got us into this mess, so now you're gonna sit there on that car with your legs spread, out in the open air, my fingers on your pussy, and you're gonna cum. Because that might make you more pleasant.

Uh-huh. Lean back. Lean back.

Don't make me push you. Lean back. Feel good? Yeah? You have a very nice pussy.

I mean, I've seen it before in, like, change rooms and stuff, but you don't really look, you know? Maybe I should've looked. That's right.

Keep those legs fucking wide. You are not going to close them around my hand. No.

And I have half a mind if somebody drives by just to keep going. Not that there's been any cars out here for fuck how long. That's right.

Push that pussy up to me. That's right. I know I'm being rough.

The way your hips are moving tells me you like it rough. Oh, yeah. Just lay back and feel it.

In fact. .. Hmm.

What do you mean, why did I stop? Well, first of all, to torture you. Second of all.

.. So that I can. ..

Do this. Ooh. Ooh, a finger in the pussy and a thumb on the clit.

Now somebody's squirming. Yeah? You like it? I am going fast.

Because I'm fucking pissed at you. Take it out on your pussy. And the way you're squeezing me and the way you're gasping and moaning right now you like it, so shut up.

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Ooh, you're really tight.

I think you need another finger to loosen you up. Ooh, two. It is tight, isn't it? Shut up.

I don't care. Take it. Yeah? Grab your boobs.

I know you like playing with your nipples. You told me that. Squeeze them, pinch them, twist them, whatever you gotta do.

Because this pussy is gonna fucking come. I told you. Uh-huh.

Oh, you don't think I can do that? Well, considering you're already having, like, little tremors inside of you Is that a dare? Let me get over here.

There you go. What were you saying? About this pussy not coming? Nice try, though.

Okay. Hold still. No, you told me I couldn't make you come.

And. .. bullshit.

Mm-hmm. Hold still. You're making weird noises.

I think it's time this pussy came. Mm-hmm. Stop fighting it and just fucking do it.

It's just me. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

There it is. Mm-hmm. Well.

That was messy. I can still see your pussy throbbing, dude. Mm-hmm.

Oh, what are you doing? Oh, you're getting up? Yeah? Can you stand after that? What are you doing? Face down, really? Really? Fine.

Well, yeah. I just had my fingers fucking. ..

All the way in you. Mm. I guess I'll taste you on my face.

Of course, I'm hungry. I guess I'll taste you on my face. Of course, I'm fucking wet.

Yeah? You think you can work on my pussy the way I worked on yours? Go ahead.

Oh, fuck. Okay, now you're being rough. At least let me fucking turn around.

No? Did you say no? Oh, you're in charge now.

Okay, sorry.