Dean (Supernatural) - Vampires

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You're telling me that you're gonna go after vampires by yourself and you think you're gonna win? You think you can kill them all? That's not how it happens.

You don't even know how to deal with these creatures. Sammy and I have hunted a few and I'm pretty sure that if we can't kill a whole nest you can't. So you're gonna have to calm down and first learn about them.

Now let me teach you a few things before you head into the abyss and get yourself killed. Alright? First thing you need to know is that if you let one live they can repopulate.

Alright? All it takes is one alpha and we're done for. So we've got to be very cautious when we head in there.

Also they are very strong, very fast, and they're nasty. Nasty as hell. But it's alright.

Everything you know about vampires is basically bullshit. Silver doesn't do anything to them. Sunlight doesn't do anything to them.

Crosses, none of that bullshit. Garlic, much less. The only way to truly kill a vampire is to behead them and make sure you get a good cut in because they got to be beheaded completely.

Apart from that burning them works just as good but you have to behead them first. Now Sammy and I have hunted a few and well I hate to admit this but we've almost lost a few times. These fuckers they're uh they're really tough but we were tougher or luckier.

The point is that you have to go in hard and make sure you get them all quickly. If any one of them gets behind you or they get even an inch away from beating you then you're done. You got to be very careful about that.

They like to live in nests. Now these nests they can be from anywhere from three or more all the way to 15. However they don't like to be too big in nest which is a good thing.

If six is already a problem imagine if they were more right. The point is you want to go in you want to take them out fast. You want to do some recon make sure that everything is in check before you go in.

You do not want surprises. The good thing is is that if they're near a town and they're grabbing their prey which are humans they don't really like to eat any other creatures let's call them that way or any animals. Some of them call themselves purists.

They don't want to kill humans so they'll live off of animal blood but it doesn't really do anything good for them. They need fresh blood human blood to truly survive. Either way if they are near town we know they're gonna get all their people from that town.

They're not gonna go far. They'd like to stay grab a few victims take them back and drain them for weeks before they kill them and they truthfully won't kill them completely. They'll literally bleed them dry until they're done which is horrific in and of itself.

Either way it's good for us because they we know that they're gonna be here they're gonna stay here. We can track them back see where they're at and then recon and plan how to kill them all of us together. We cannot split up.

Once we split up we're done so we got to be careful with that. Now what I'm about to say is a very important and that's transforming or being turned into a vamp. The reality is that there is a specific amount of their blood that needs to get into your bloodstream.

When we kill them we don't really wear masks or gloves or anything like that. This is because when you cut them and the blood splatters on your face it needs to be a really good amount that gets into your bloodstream. So let's say that I had a cut open on my face and I killed a vamp their blood splashed on my face I wouldn't actually turn.

They would need to put a lot more than that into me in order to make me turn. Anybody honestly. But either way you got to be very cautious because once they get you turning you back from what we know right now is impossible.

So you got to be very careful. You're gonna be tempted to use a gun it will do absolutely nothing. The best thing would be a shotgun because it will at least blast them back.

So in terms of a long-distance weapon it still works it just won't kill them but it can stop them a little bit. That's why I always take a shotgun with me but the one thing you truly need the one weapon that's the best is a machete. You don't want to use a sword a katana a longsword or anything like that it's too heavy.

It won't do much. The machete is lightweight and you can swing it around a lot faster. That is much more important than anything else.

Now I have to disclose something. If you are turned, if I'm turned, if Sammy's turned, we have to end each other. There is absolutely no way that we get to live.

You hear me? Look at me. There's absolutely no way.

You have to kill us or we will kill you. Once someone has turned into a vampire you are no longer a human. That is long gone.

It doesn't exist. So swear to me right now that if we turn you're gonna kill us. Good.

Good. Alright well let's pack up go look at the local bars see where they're picking them up and from then we'll move forward. Remember to always have a knife on you.

Specifically a machete. We want that. Alright let's go.

I'll get Sammy.