Date With Your Hitman BF [M4A] [ASMR]

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Oh, good morning, Lou. Glad to see you're finally awake. You need anything? Coffee? Breakfast? Hmm.

Tell you what, I'll make us some coffee. Sound good? I'll give you a few more minutes to wake up.

I'll be right back. I have returned. You ready for food? It's time to get up.

I know you don't want to. Sadly, the world turns. Hmm.

No, I'm not going to bring it to you. Well, you could get up on your own if you want to. Or I can entice you.

Hmm. Don't you worry about how. Right now, I need you to focus on sitting up, following me, and going into the kitchen.

Hmm. Do I need to count? One.

Two. There we go. Ladies first.

Now, the real question. Pancakes or waffles? Hmm.

Well, of course you get to choose. I get to choose everything else. Hmm.

And yet you smile as if I'm wrong. Waffles. Perfect.

Hmm. Now, what all is on the agenda today, love? Hmm.

Boring work. Hmm. Really? One of your co-workers is being rather aggressive toward you? How so? Oh, forward.

Intruding. Oh yeah, intruding. Well, it is my territory.

Hmm. No, no, no, no. Don't you worry about it.

Tell you what. Why don't you stay home today? Hmm.

We can make a day of it. Hmm. Long walk in the park.

Ice cream. And you don't need to see that ingrate again. Hmm? Nothing.

He will be just fine. He will just have a change of heart. And if that happens, well, it's his decision.

Let him do with it as he wishes. Hmm. Hmm.

Oh, worry doesn't look good on you, love. There's nothing to fear. He won't be hurt, I promise you.

Hmm. Well, distressed is not exactly getting hurt. Hmm.

Well, would you rather him not be forward with you? Exactly. So, would you like to take today off? You can call in if you'd like.

I'm sure you have a perfect record at that disaster of a chain. Hmm. Lovely.

Well, I'll make some phone calls. See if we can reserve a dinner table for two. Beautiful.

Now, on to more pressing matters. Would you like bacon or eggs? That's my girl.

Hmm. Lovely day, isn't it? I do love it when it rains.

Well, it doesn't compare to you, of course, but a close second. Oh, come on. Hmm.

Oh, did I really not tell you about my day? Well, before this beautiful stroll, I was, of course, going to be going into work. Well, usual.

Early mornings, late nights, live ammunition. Well, it sounds much less exciting when talked about in person. It's more so you go in and do what you need to and leave than talking about it.

You would think I would be used to talking about it by now, at least with you. To be fair, you are the only one that asks. Hmm.

Hmm. Well, it is work, regardless of how long the hours are, what I might be ordered to do. Oh, bias? In what way? Hmm.

Hmm. Well, of course, I'm going to be biased toward you. And if we were to ever break up, I'm sure that there will be a lot of paperwork to sign or look over your shoulder for the rest of your life.

I'm kidding, of course. Hmm. Hmm.

I do hope I don't lose you. That would be much less work for both of us. Oh, hypocritical.

Hmm. Well, I do like to be very efficient with my job, but you are right when it comes to uh, matters of the heart involving, well, everything from first dates to talking. Things seem a little more difficult, a little more malleable than breathe in, breathe out.

Well, I'm sure that that comes with the territory, but things are wonderfully difficult in relationships. I think it's a great balance, don't you? So, aside from work, what else are you doing tonight? Hmm.

I did also reserve a spot for us at Café Le Roy, the most expensive restaurant this side of Mississippi. Hmm. Hmm.

No. Well, I had a very good week. Oh, no one special.

A heir to a throne. Well, I'm sure his brainwashed followers would think differently, but such is life. Mm-hmm.

Oh, your ideas were not boring just because they're not the same. Mm-hmm. Ice cream is a must.

Old movies. Sitting on the couch. Popcorn.

Popcorn? Lovely. Now I'm being serious.

Very enjoyable. Peaceful, even. Sounds like a great night to me.

Now, it'll be about 20 minutes. You ready to head out for some much-needed sustenance? Oh, no, no.

After you, I insist. Ladies first. Oh, here we are.

Lobster tail. Lovely choice. Well, I can never be with a woman who doesn't have taste.

Hmm. Well, I find my Alfredo to be comforting. Controlled.

Boring. Well, I wouldn't say boring. Consistent.

Oh, excuse me, sir. May we get a bottle of wine? Blush Moscato, please.

Thank you. Now, I do believe we were talking about what you wanted to do later tonight. Mm-hmm.

Movie. Popcorn. I was thinking.

.. Shopping. Shopping? Well, online, of course.

Or maybe right at home. I can think of something that would fit very nicely around your neck. A necklace.

What were you thinking? Hmm. Perversion aside, I would like to spend time with you.

Well, movies are nice. Intimate. Hmm.

Well, my job is oh so strenuous. Would be nice to unwind. Well, it is your decision.

Hmm. And that's why I'm with you. A woman of mystery and edge.

Cutting sarcasm. I do love someone who can hold their own. Oh, as if on cue.

Lovely. Thank you so much. Now, what do you say, love? We finish eating and make the most of tonight.

Do you want to pull the trigger with me? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.