❤️ 🫣 Control Your Horn 🫣 ❤️ (F4M) (Empath Girlfriend Begs You to Control Your Horniness) (IT'S OVER 9000) (You're Killing Me)

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m boners i mean thinking about sex in the shower i mean holding your hand and then you instantly getting hard don't you understand when you get horny i get horny and i can't get horny anymore why because i have a nine-to-five and a treadmill and friends to see and a phone to doom scroll on i have a life outside of your penis and i would appreciate it if you could try to occasionally exercise control please thank you i appreciate it now what can we do that'll get you turned down well the sooner you're turned off the sooner i can binge watch the x-files let's do this okay um just how about we watch a boring tv program you know come down with me bake off anything to slow the pulse what do you mean i'll just make you excited well yeah i was hoping we could watch it together oh i see because you'll be bored your mind will start to wander and then trouble comes okay okay okay let's see how about we go for a walk breathe in the fresh air get the body moving and off the debauchery what why no way cuz walking gets your heart rate up and that makes you think about fucking okay how about something wholesome like a jigsaw puzzle nice and vanilla oh sorry sorry sorry i know i said vanilla okay okay how about we just stay away from each other i'll go for a walk you stay here and hopefully by the time i get back you're all hornyed out well you could jag off you have my express permission mm-hmm knock yourself out come everywhere balls empty okay okay let's go with this because i have no idea what else to try okay i love you please jack come out of the park and i'll be home sometime i love you so hello i'm home and i'm hoping it's safe babe hey somebody looks tired oh you brave big boy jack i am very very very very very very very serious thank you you you took the problem in hand and now there is no problem you are a hero may i affectionately pat your shoulder thank you you i did i went for a walk had a coffee saw some friends i lived almost really nice hmm no just tired it's even a long day when you don't have sex i know we might be tempting fate but but can i please get a cuddle it's freezing outside i know oh well how to feel my toes oh it's nice to go i missed you i know but but that's half the fun of going away coming home and missing you well it makes sense to me oh really sweetie i was just trying to have a wholesome moment and why do i feel turned on oh so you're not even allowed turned on no that's a flaccid dick okay so why am i turned on then oh shit have i been the horn goblin all along oh my god i'm a hypocrite and a horn dog and a whore and a slut the irony the audacity to say you quit it when i say you quit it lady with your uncontrollable thirst and pornographic images i owe you a very big apology i'm sorry oh sweetie i'm so sorry i'm sorry all this time i was blaming you and i'm horny little fuck goblin and i made you jack off all afternoon i'm sorry oh it's just before everyone i've ever been with has always been much cornier than me and so i just assumed but now it's me thirsting after you oh fantastic so essentially it's me hi i'm the problem it's me lust you slippery slippery bastard i'm so sorry can you forgive me no no you're tired i'll take this in hand because i just made you spend the entire day jacking off oh is that so oh anything for me huh but i don't understand how it's possible it'll be tired and turned on but maybe that's why we invented vibrators hmm i thought you were tired you don't have to soldier on i'm like you oh i see knowing i'm the slut revitalizes you are you sure you're not in love are you sure okay then be a good boy and fuck me thank you i'm bored i'm gonna have to get control of this one you can't be fucking me 24 7 it's not fair i know you have a life outside of my vagina um.