Honey, I'm home! Goodness, it's raining cats and dogs out there. Oh, honey! Oh my goodness! Look at this! You did the dishes! And you cleaned the kitchen! Oh, my little star, thank you! You're just my little helper, huh? So, to what do I owe this service? You're so good to me.
Thank you. So, what do you feel like for dinner? You did that too? I'm being spoiled! I think you deserve some more kisses.
I love the way your tentacles feel. I think someone had a hidden agenda. Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about? How strange.
Am I up for some consensual molestation? You bet your ass I am. Yes, please.
You know what the best thing about you being made of tentacles is? Somehow, I manage to get everywhere. I thought you liked it when I made noise.
You want to wrap around me? Squeeze me? I've seen the suckers.
I'm just good for housework. I'm going to miss you. You suckers.
You're so much better. Hands are becoming me. I'm going to miss you.
I'm going to miss you. Stop it. Baby.
Go on. Go on. Go on.
I'm going to miss you. You're so slimy. You're so slimy.
Oh, it's good. I'm going to miss you.