Confessions of the Morning After

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Oh, dear God, why do I drink? Ugh, seriously. God.

Okay, hold on, I gotta get my shit together here. Um, okay, I'm not in my bed. Right, I'm in his bed.

Right. I told him I loved him, and we fucked all over the apartment, and now I'm here. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

First things first. Um, oh, perfect. Water, water, water, water.

Okay. Ah, there. Ugh, this headache is a bitch.

Fuck. Okay, do I remember what happened last night? Of course I do, I wasn't that drunk.

I mean, I was, but. .. Where is he? Oh my God, did he pee Oh my God.

Is he, like, freaking out? Fuck. Oh, fuck, did I fuck this up? Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Okay, what do I do? Do I just go back to my room and pretend it didn't happen? Where is he? Oh, fuck.

Okay. I have to be an adult now. Fuck.

Okay. Oh! Hi.

Good morning. Well, afternoon now. I didn't know where you were.

I was just gonna go back to my room. Coffee. Thank you.

I do not take six tons of sugar in my coffee. Thank you. Oh, it smells so good.

Mmm. Mmm. Oh, you're a godsend, honestly.

Did you put the water beside the bed? Okay, it wasn't just, like, there from a week ago or something. Okay, thanks.

Mmm. Mmm. Oh, it's good.

Okay, how many sugars did you put in it? You did not. I'd be, like, twitching if you put that much in.

Either way, coffee's coffee. I'm in. Anyway.

How long have you been up? Okay. Not long.

Did you sleep? Good. I mean, I don't know about you, but I was pretty worn out by the end of the night.

Yeah. Yeah, it was a really great night. Um, so I'll just drink this and then go back to my room, okay? Uh, yeah.

Nothing's up. Um, okay, well, I just didn't know if things were different in the light of day and without tequila. Okay, fair.

I was the one drinking tequila, not you, but no, no, no, they're not different for me. I just didn't know how you would feel. I mean, sleep deprivation makes people do weird things, and it was incredibly late when I got home Okay, I'll stop talking.

Well, that's good to hear. I appreciate that you love me with bedhead, and I do not have morning breath. I have coffee breath now, just so you know.

Are you coming back to bed? Or do you have something to do today? I like the sound of that.

All mine. It's going to take some getting used to. Yeah.

I mean, we haven't really talked about anything. Where do we go from here conversation? Which we probably should before anything else happens.

Okay, that blank expression is slightly worrying. Do you not want to have that conversation? Oh, okay.

Well, if you didn't think there was a conversation to have, is this just a given then? It is. Well, I know that saying I love you is pretty telling in terms of how you feel.

But does that mean this is a relationship? Does that mean? What does it mean? Oh, okay.

All right, good. That's one of the things I love about you. You are nothing if not direct.

Well, I agree. It would be a bit of a dick move, but that has been my experience. So I can't speak otherwise.

Yeah, I know I don't have to deal with that now. So are you just gonna like stand there? Are you gonna come over here? Or what are you gonna do? Since apparently we don't need to talk about the fact that we're now together.

No, I can't use the B word. It makes us sound like teenagers. And that's, that's, that's a little, that's a little young for me.

Yeah. Yeah. I love you too.

I think that's all that needs to be said, don't you? Yeah. Well, good.

This coffee and the water are bringing me back to life, which is good. So good. Okay, just now you're just teasing me.

You're standing there and just staring at me and you need to be over here. You know, it's a big bed. You don't need to be right on top of me.

Let me put this down before I spill it. You need to clean off your nightstand. There's too much shit over here.

Oh. See? Coffee.

That's what you taste like too. Coffee and you. You know, it just occurred to me.

Just go with it. I'm being philosophical in my hangover. We had sex pretty much all over the apartment last night, except here in your bed.

It is true. I know. That's why I said it.

Okay, that's fair. By the time we got to the bed, we were kind of spent, for lack of a better word. It seems like a gross oversight, though, don't you think? Yeah.

I mean, we fucked on the kitchen counter, which we're going to have to disinfect, by the way. We fucked on the washing machine, which was kind of cool because we got to do laundry to make it move, and I had laundry to do anyway. So, awesome.

Up against the front door was a new one. I was not expecting that. So, go you.

And awesome stamina in your legs, by the way. But we never quite got around to here. I do feel we should do something about that.

Like I said, gross oversight. Like I said, gross oversight. Yeah.

No time like the present, right? Take this off. Why are you dressed? Well, I don't think the neighbors care if you're wandering around naked in your own apartment.

They'd probably enjoy the view, actually. I know I do. I love your skin.

So warm under my fingers. Take these off. You don't need these.

These pants are in the way. Yes, I know they're just pajama pants, but still, get them off. Get them off.

Off, off, off, off, off. I became very well acquainted with that last night, and yet I'm still absolutely thrilled like it was the first time. You have a beautiful cock.

And now that I know what it can do, it's even more beautiful. Does that make sense? Okay, I'll shut up.

Oh, what are you doing? Oh, okay. I'm laying down now.

Yes. There's the sheet. And no, I'm not wearing anything, because what's the point? It's just going to end up on the floor.

What? What do you want to do that you didn't get to do last night? Because I'm coming up empty on that one.

What? If I remember correctly, you spent a lot of time down there. Yeah, you did.

I mean, if you want to put your mouth back between my legs and spend some time, I'm not going to argue with you. Your tongue is kind of epic, but you absolutely did do that last night. Ah.

You are right. That is true. Okay.

Okay. Like I said, I'm not going to stop you. I love your kisses.

Down my chest. Down my chest. Ah, yes.

You have to stop at my breasts. You and my nipples are very well acquainted now. Now.

And they're really sensitive. You spent a lot of time sucking them, and. ..

Oh, fuck. They're on fire. Yes.

No, no, no. Keep sucking. Ah.

Oh, fuck. Yes. Oh, no, it's good.

It's so good. It's even better when I tangle my hands in your hair. I just want my hands on you somehow.

At all times. Oh, yes. Oh, your tongue over my nipple.

Yes, please, please. Mm. Oh, God.

They really need to market this as the perfect cure for hangover, because my head doesn't hurt so much all of a sudden. No. Different kind of pain.

It's more like a throbbing ache, and it's below my waist instead of above my neck. Oh, God. Yes.

Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Well, that wasn't fair. No. Because you know perfectly well that if you'd kept going, then I was going to come.

You don't want me to. What, is there, like, a limit? Because if so, I think we blew through it last night.

Oh, you have other plans. Okay. All right.

Ow. Don't tickle my belly button. Well, you know I'm really ticklish.

And not in a, like, horny kind of way. Just a really unpleasant kind of way. You just keep going south.

Okay. Yep, you will. You will.

I'm spreading my legs. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, such gentle kisses on my pussy.

See, you did spend a lot of time down there, because you know exactly what to do. Well, I agree. I didn't let you make me come like this.

It wasn't mean. Oh, there's the tongue. Oh, that little flickering motion.

You remember. Oh, yes. Hold me open.

Oh. Just flick your tongue over my clit. Yes.

No, I didn't let you make me come like this, because every time I came, I wanted your cock inside me. And you're not quite bendy enough for that yet. Yeah.

Oh, yes. No, no. I still stand by that.

As good as that feels, I feel empty. I do. Oh, if I had my way, your cock would be always in me.

Just always. It fits so perfectly. Oh, faster, faster, faster.

Yes. You're very enthusiastic this morning. Yes, I know I'm pulling your hair.

I don't care. Is it too much? Okay, good.

Oh, yes, yes. Oh, no. No, your cock belongs inside me.

So I'm feeling very empty. I noticed it as soon as I woke up. I just want you in me.

Your arms around me. Your body against mine. Yes, yes, all the time.

Oh, oh. The sounds you're making sounds like you're eating a gourmet meal. Oh, it tastes good.

Good. I'm glad. Oh, oh, oh, yes.

Hold it between your lips. Just suck gently. Oh, God, yes.

I'm pushing my hips up to you. Yes, yes. I want to come.

I want to come, but I need you in me. Please, please. I'm just really sensitive from last night.

What do you mean you want me to come like this? You want to look up at me as I come with my hands in your hair? Well, that's new.

We didn't do that last night, okay? At least put your fingers in me so I have something to squeeze. Squeeze.

Yes, yes. Oh, God, yes.