Confessing to your Hairdresser💘

Transcript

Wow, that was quick. Hair's already washed too. You in a rush today? No? Good, me neither.

You go make the coffee and I'll set up in the dressing room. Already made? Damn, am I becoming predictable.

I need to work on that. Gotcha. Thank you.

That's perfect. Thank you. So, how's it going? Oh, I think last time you were telling me that you were on the verge of breaking up with your friend.

Did you manage to sort things out? Yes? That's good.

I'm happy for you. Sit down. Oh, sorted things out as in it's over? Oh, that's good.

I'm happy for you. Seriously. I mean, it's not my place to tell you what to do or what to think.

I'm just happy to be in here for you at a time when you can relax for a bit. But now that it's over, I think you made the right decision to be honest. Keep facing forward.

Oh, come on. Even you've seen it now, you wouldn't have dumped him. Okay, look, I've known you long enough now.

I've got to know you a bit. I've got to know them pretty well too. Talk about an attitude problem.

What? Are you kidding me? Every time I'm here, I get the constant side eye.

It wouldn't surprise me in society if there were cameras in every room to be honest. Let alone the stuff you've told me about. What they're like when you're out together.

Keep still. Am I humiliating you? Face forward.

Oh, the way you talked about the jealousy sounded like way over the top. Did you ever actually have a full evening out without having to leave early? I always found a problem.

Face forward. Every time you told me about it. Sorry, I just wanted to get that bit done.

Yeah, you always said there was a problem when there wasn't one. And that's why you always ended up leaving early. Exactly.

So what was it that broke the camel's back? Do you want to talk about it? Wow.

All right. My goodness. Turn your head to me a little bit.

Okay. No. What? Oh my days.

I bet that went down well. No way. Oh my God.

Wait, what? The hell? How did I come up in the conversation? Oh, for fuck's sake.

Sorry, that's, wow. That's, that's just wild. What if I gave her the idea you had feelings for me? You, you told her? Um, rewind.

At what point did you tell them that? Before they brought me up or after? After.

Okay, well, that's a bit better. I mean, I had no idea. I mean, I had no idea.

And I'd die, like just die if I thought I was the cause of you breaking up. And not even knowing about it. I didn't.

You sure? Phew. So they accused you and what? What did you say exactly? I don't know what to say.

I had no idea you felt that way. Neither did you until they forced the subject. Charming.

Are you sure? Yes, of course I like you too. I just, I'm so good at keeping being professional separate from my private life.

I just, so, um. Stop looking at me in the mirror. I'm blushing.

Turn this way a bit. I didn't mean all the way around. I just meant.

.. I think I should put the scissors down, don't you? Oh.

Okay, so. Talk to me. Listen.

I love your voice. Tell me how much you want me. Tell me how turned on you get when I touch your hair.

Tell me how your skin tingles every time I brush your ears. Tell me how long you've wanted to have me. Because, what did you do? I just.

.. Watching the goosebumps appear on your arms. And I massage your scalp with my fingers.

You're so beautiful. You deserve so much better. Your thighs feel so good on my hands.

Thank you. Is it too forward of me? I'll tell you how much I want to grind my guns against you.

No? Then you need to know how much I want to grind my gun against you. I want to feel you on me.

Oh. Oh, I should've sewn your knee. And grind on the other eye.

Still turning. Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure? I.

.. This isn't just a rebound thing, is it? I.

.. I know I don't give a shit. I.

.. I know I don't care if it is. Thank you, sir.

Can't wait to celebrate, to be honest. I. ..

I. .. I.

.. I. ..

I. .. I.

.. I know. ..

I know I was. .. coming to cut your hair today but.

.. I didn't realise I was going to be polishing your thigh.