Competitive Couples Therapy - FREE PREVIEW!
Click Here for Full Audio: https://ohcleo.com/post/claa9eyht62459721dir9hat5mo We're at a Sexual Wellness Resort for the weekend, and the next thing on our schedule is "Couples Therapy." But it's not at all what you'd expect it to be. We're in robes, alone, in a small yoga studio, with explicit instructions to explore each others' fantasies, together, with each others' bodies, while trying prolong the process as much as possible. We're both pretty competitive, so we make a friendly wager over who can make the other finish first. Whoever loses has to do the laundry at home for an entire month. The stakes are high, the pleasure will be intense, and this is going to be a whole lot of fun...
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Well, this is interesting. I say that like I'm surprised. Everything we've done here this weekend has been interesting.
Yeah, it's like a small yoga studio. I don't know what I expected, but this wasn't it. Well, when they say couples therapy, you kind of expect like an office with a couch and you know, a therapist.
And you expect to come wearing clothes, not a bathrobe and nothing else. I know, I know. It's a sexual wellness resort.
So everything we've done has been like this, this weekend. Well, if I had known this is what the prize was when I put my name in that ballot box at that lifestyle fair a month ago, I may not have put it in. No, we don't have any problems in the bedroom.
No, that's one of the joys of being married for as long as we have been. Yeah, no. We have a fantastic sex life.
So this has just been like a lot of fun. I don't know what they're expecting of us here. So here's the instructions.
Okay. What does this say? Okay, so this is combination couples therapy and workout.
Okay. Take turns telling your partner what you want them to do. Okay.
Exploring each other's bodies and making each other part of your fantasies is the goal of this experience. Try not to achieve orgasm until absolutely necessary. What? So, hold on.
Touch each other, play with each other, get lost in each other, but prolong the final pleasure as long as possible. Okay, wow. So basically, this is just one big long edging session.
Cool. Well, you're in trouble. Yeah, because we both know I can hold out longer than you can.
Totally can. Really? You want to turn this into that? All right, I'll take a wager.
What do you got? Oh, of all the things. Laundry.
Okay. I hate it as much as you do. So, yeah.
First to come does laundry for a month. All of it. On a regular schedule.
So you can't just leave it until, you know, the end. Mm-hmm. All right.
Yeah. Okay. Are you sure? Because we have to tell each other what to do.
Okay. Remember, this was your idea. This just got a lot more fun.
Okay, so it says, just for fun, the taller partner goes first. That's you, clearly. And tell your partner what you want them to do.
At any time, if it becomes uncomfortable, stop the session and let your therapist know. Okay. So, in other words, if things get too real or too weird, you can back out.
I think we've got this licked. Ha ha. Okay.
All right. You're up. So we're trying to make each other come first.
Dude. Okay. Clothes off first.
Get these robes off. Nice. Mm.
All right. Tell me your fantasies. Not that I don't already know, but.
.. Okay. On the floor.
This is a nice mat. I like this. It's comfortable.
It's, like, sort of squishy, so it's not hard to lay on. Well, given what happens in here, that makes sense. I hope they sanitize it.
Anyway, I'm sure they do. Everything here has been crazy clean, so. ..
Because thinking about that is the least sexy thing I can think about, and that's going to prolong certain things and help me win. Strategy. Okay.
What do you want? Okay. Legs spread.
Knees up. Oh. Perfect view of things.
Mm-hmm. Aw, dirty pool. Fine.
-watering second of every track.