Competitive Couples Therapy
We're at a Sexual Wellness Resort for the weekend, and the next thing on our schedule is "Couples Therapy." But it's not at all what you'd expect it to be. We're in robes, alone, in a small yoga studio, with explicit instructions to explore each others' fantasies, together, with each others' bodies, while trying prolong the process as much as possible. We're both pretty competitive, so we make a friendly wager over who can make the other finish first. Whoever loses has to do the laundry at home for an entire month. The stakes are high, the pleasure will be intense, and this is going to be a whole lot of fun...
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Well, this is interesting. I say that like I'm surprised. Everything we've done here this weekend has been interesting.
Yeah, it's like a small yoga studio. I don't know what I expected, but this wasn't it. Well, when they say couples therapy, you kind of expect like an office with a couch and you know, a therapist.
And you expect to come wearing clothes, not a bathrobe and nothing else. I know, I know. It's a sexual wellness resort.
So everything we've done has been like this, this weekend. Well, if I had known this is what the prize was when I put my name in that ballot box at that lifestyle fair a month ago, I may not have put it in. No, we don't have any problems in the bedroom.
No, that's one of the joys of being married for as long as we have been. Yeah. No, we have a fantastic sex life.
So this has just been like a lot of fun. I don't know what they're expecting of us here. So here's the instructions.
Okay. What does this say? Okay, so this is combination couples therapy and workout.
Okay. Take turns telling your partner what you want them to do. Okay.
Exploring each other's bodies and making each other part of your fantasies is the goal of this experience. Try not to achieve orgasm until absolutely necessary. What? So, hold on.
Touch each other, play with each other, get lost in each other, but prolong the final pleasure as long as possible. Okay, wow. So basically, this is just one big long edging session.
Cool. Well, you're in trouble. Yeah, because we both know I can hold out longer than you can.
Totally can. Really? You want to turn this into that? All right, I'll take a wager.
What do you got? Oh, of all the things. Laundry.
Okay, I hate it as much as you do. So yeah. First to come does laundry for a month.
All of it. On a regular schedule. So you can't just leave it until, you know, the end.
Mm-hmm. All right. Yeah.
Okay. Are you sure? Because we have to tell each other what to do.
Okay. Yeah, remember this was your idea. This just got a lot more fun.
Okay, so it says, just for fun, the taller partner goes first. That's you, clearly. And tell your partner what you want them to do.
At any time, if it becomes uncomfortable, stop the session and let your therapist know. Okay. So in other words, if things get too real or too weird, you can back out.
I think we've got this licked. Ha ha. Okay.
All right, you're up. So we're trying to make each other come first. Dude.
Okay. Clothes off first. Get these robes off.
Nice. Mm. All right.
Tell me your fantasies. Not that I don't already know, but. ..
Okay, on the floor. This is a nice mat. I like this.
It's comfortable. It's like sort of squishy, so it's not hard to lay on. Well, given what happens in here, that makes sense.
I hope they sanitize it. Anyway, I'm sure they do. Everything here has been crazy clean, so.
.. Because thinking about that is the least sexy thing I can think about, and that's going to prolong certain things and help me win. Strategy.
Ha ha. Okay, what do you want? Okay.
Legs spread. Knees up. Oh, perfect view of things.
Mm-hmm. Oh, dirty pool. Fine.
Mm-hmm. Yes, it is really hot when you stare at my pussy wide open. And it's even hotter when I have to play with my nipples.
You know how sensitive they are. Mm-hmm. Okay.
Yeah. You see it? My wet pussy.
Mm-hmm. See how hard my nipples are getting under my fingertips? I'm on display for you.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're sitting there with your cock getting nice and hard, and the only place it wants to be is in this tight little pussy. Ah.
Mm, slide it in. Ah, because you know if I do this long enough with my nipples, I'll come around you. Mm.
It'll get so hot in there and so tight you'll barely be able to move. Ah. Mm.
They're rock hard. Mm. Mm-hmm.
You can taste them, can't you? Mm. Feel those solid little nubs on your tongue as you suck them while I fuck you.
Mm. While you glide that gorgeous cock in and out of this tight, wet pussy. Ah.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. My turn. Mm.
Grab your cock gently in one hand. Keep your eyes on my pussy. Mm.
Take your thumb. Mm. Mm.
Rub it in the pre-cum that's oozing out the end of you. Ah, yes. Mm-hmm.
Now rub your thumb on that spot just under the head. Mm-hmm. Slow, gentle circles.
Just like I do with my tongue when I suck you off. Mm. Mm-hmm.
Mm. Keep an eye on my pussy. See how it's getting wetter.
Mm. My legs are spread so wide for you. Ah.
Mm. Mm. Does that thumb feel good? Yeah? Don't stroke.
Just hold it. Mm. Maybe squeeze a little.
Squeeze like my pussy would. Ah. Like my throat does when you shove it down my fucking throat.
Ah. I better be careful, that's gonna make me cum. Ah.
My nipples are so sensitive right now. Mm. Mm.
And it's so hot watching you touch yourself like that. Yes. Mm-hmm.
I've always loved your cock. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Ah, yes. Rub a little faster.
A little faster. Mm. Mm.
Mm. I love how you're breathing right now. Ah.
Mm. Your cock is straining. Mm.
Oozing out the end of you. Mm. I wanna lick it.
Ah. Ah. Ah.
It's your turn. Move closer. Okay? Ah.
Alright, put my legs over yours. Mm. So our… Ah.
Areas are almost touching. Mm, but not quite. I can feel the heat of you.
Mm. Ah. Now you've got my pussy right there.
Are you just gonna stick your cock in it and call it a day? Because you know you want to. Because as soon as you get inside, you're gonna blow.
Mm. Ah. Ah.
Ah. Rubbing my clit. Mm.
I'm supposed to be doing something, right? Oh, you want me to moan? Ah.
I think I can do that. Mm. The way you're touching my clit, I don't think I'm gonna have a choice.
Mm, you know exactly what to do. Ah. Ah.
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Knowing your cock is so close is absolute torture. I just want to sit on it. Ah.
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Mm. Oh god. Oh.
Oh, faster. Oh, shit. You're not gonna make me cum.
Fuck. Oh god, that feels so good though. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Ah. No. Oh no, I got it.
I'm under control. Um. Mm.
Play. At this game. Ah.
Ah, there we go. Ah. Yes.
Oh yes, push that cock into my hand. Mm. Oh yes.
Oh. Rub my pussy while I stroke you. Yes.
Oh god, yes. Yes. Ah.
There's so much pre-cum on you. It's getting wet. Ah.
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Ah, yes. Mm. Oh, it feels so good.
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Mm. Oh, I love this cock. I love you.
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What? Your turn. I thought we were having a turn.
Okay. So what am I supposed to do? My back? All right.
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Mm. I love it when you're on your knees beside my face. Open my mouth.
I thought the goal was for you not to come first. If you put that in my mouth, I am going to make you come. Okay.
You can do it. Mm. Mm.
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Yes. I know, it's fucking hot not to, I agree. Mm.
Oh. Oh. Fingers inside me.
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Oh, you know just how to fuck me with your fingers. Have me absolutely crazy. Mm.
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I can feel it. Mm. Mm.
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Straddle my face and lick my pussy. Mm-hmm. I want that tongue on me.
Mm. And I know that the taste of me and the scent of me with your cock in my mouth is gonna drive you insane. Mm-hmm.
Well, I didn't want it to be a fair fight. Oh, God, this cock. Mm-hmm.
Oh. Oops. Legs nice and wide.
Oh. Mm. Oh, your tongue.
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