So then I told her that acrylic nails are so last season, and she got so pissed at me that she threatened to snatch my weave. I don't even have a weave! I have actual hair, thank you! Um, hang on, um, can I help you? Uh, uh, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Um, anyway, so I was trying to tell her that she was being completely unreasonable, and. .. Hang on again, babe.
Dude, can you, like, back the fuck off? I am trying to talk to my boyfriend. Sorry babe, sorry about that.
Anyway. .. Hey, hey, what are you doing? ! Uh, nothing, hun, nothing, um, sorry, somebody, uh, ran by me in the hall and shoved me into my locker.
It's no big deal, dude, can you fucking get your hand off of mine, and get my hand away from your fucking dick? Um, actually, babe, I'm gonna have to call you back, a teacher's in the hall and I don't want to get in trouble again. Yeah, don't worry.
I love you too. Alright, bye. Mwah.
Alright, dude, what the fuck do you want? And will you please let go of my hand? Ugh, you are so rude and so disgusting.
I was trying to have a nice conversation with my boyfriend, and you had to go and put your fucking hand on me and make me grab your disgusting dick through your pants. Ugh, nobody wants to see or touch your millimeter peter buddy. Excuse me? Did you really just ask me whose cock is bigger? Ugh, clearly my boyfriend.
Look, I don't believe in the stereotypes, not all black guys have big dicks, and I'm pretty sure you just did that to compensate for your tiny dick by having a big ego. And let me tell you right now, having a big ego is not attractive. So why don't you take your little tiny penis, your little tiny little peanut in your pants, and go back to class so I can try and call back my boyfriend and regain some semblance of the time you wasted.
Do I want a closer look? Ugh, gross, ugh, no. Why on earth would I want to take a look at your tiny little cock when I can look at my boyfriend's even bigger, sexier, way more appealing di- What are you?
Oh my god? No, no, no, no, no, I am not marveling at the size of it, I am appalled that you would pull your dick out in the middle of school. What if somebody comes by and sees this? We'll both get in trouble, you know that, right? Hey, what are you doing? Ugh, let go of my hand, I don't wanna, I don't wanna do this, I have a boyfriend, you idiot! Let go of me, I said let go! I will scream if you don't let me go! You, you wouldn't, you, you don't even know my boyfriend, you wouldn't be able to tell him for this.
And besides, who do you think he'd believe more, some rando dude with a big black cock or me, his girlfriend? No, I, um, I don't want to test that theory, to be honest, I'd rather he not know about this in the first place, this shouldn't even be happening in the first place. Fine, you, you want to prove your little theory that black guys have big cocks so bad? You want me to please that little thing of yours so bad? Then fine, here, you can fuck me in the back door.
Oh, don't look so surprised, I've done anal plenty of times before, I just, I just don't want my pussy being tainted by another man's cock, that's for my boyfriend and my boyfriend alone, so you can go ahead and fuck me in the ass, but I'm telling you right now that that that thing you call a big fat juicy cock is not anything compared to my boyfriend. You can keep grinding that thing against my ass all you want, but it doesn't feel good at all, I can tell you that right now, it's just, it's just, it's like a hotdog cut in half, there's nothing that you could do. Jeez, pulling my pants down so suddenly.
Jeez, fine, here, I'll pull the rest of my pants and my panties down the rest of the way, just so I don't risk you ripping them, because this was expensive clothing. Not like you would care about that, raggedy old t-shirt and jeans. There, here, I'll even spread my cheeks for you, make it easier for you to fit your tiny ass little shrimp dick in my hole, make it easier for you to find it too, since there's a good chance you won't be able to see where you're putting it.
Slow down, you're, you're stretching me too much. Okay, I admit it, your cock is really big, but it's just because it's a big cock does not mean I think it's good or anything. Black cocks aren't that good, other cocks can be good too, and my boyfriend's cock is way better than yours ever will be.
Slow down, man, you're going way too fast. I might lose control of my voice if you keep doing it like that. I don't want to teach you're catching us, just hurry up already, okay? I don't want to teach you're catching us doing this, I can't risk another detention.
Hurry, please, shove it deeper in me, I want those big black balls of yours, those freaking eight balls cock, those eight balls and your cock pressed up against my ass. I need it, I need it, please, I admit it, it's really really good, but you gotta hurry up, I can't get in trouble with the teachers, they'll take away my phone again, and I need it for my boyfriend, I need to talk to him, I can't let him find out about this, he'd never forgive me if he found out that I got my ass fucked by a big black juicy fucking cock. Huh, how fucking fine, you are bigger than my boyfriend, so much bigger, I already told you that, you need me to tell you that again, huh?
That your big black cock is bigger than my boyfriend's puny little white dick? You ass, shove that tentacle beast in me, fucking hit my anal, my anal G-spot, yes, flick my clit while you're fucking my ass, I can't stop, it feels so fucking good, you gotta hurry up and come already, I still have one more class left to go to, and I can't risk being late for it otherwise I'll get detention, and I already said I can't get detention, you know this, please hurry up, hurry up and fill me up with your cum, fill me up with your sexy black guy semen, oh fuck, fucking shit, there's so much, it's so hot, oh god, fuck, I can't help it, I'm squirting all over the floor and all over your fingers, it's dripping down my legs, oh god, oh god, alright, so, we did it, oh, hang on, there we go, what, just because I can't tell my boyfriend about this doesn't mean I can't tell my girlfriends about it, I've got a Russian friend that would really dig the fuck out of this, there's a reason why I didn't want to believe the stereotypes that all black guys' cocks were big, I've seen Russian cock before and it's pretty damn huge, so, but, um, there, satisfied, good, now, can we go to class now, after I clean myself up?